Thinking outside the box for a moment, I would like us all to sing off the same hymn sheet and take a helicopter view of the subject presented in the title above.
I have started this threat in an effort to facilitate the presentation of your thoughts.
Arnt I clever manager?
word YOU instead of YOUR 
“Think outside of the box”
viking7000:
I have started this threat in an effort to facilitate the presentation of your thoughts.
There’s no need for threats, all you have to do is ask 
Manager; “think of it not as a problem, but more a solution opportunity”. Me; “■■■■ off”
are you refusing a reasonable request 
DCM
tachograph:
viking7000:
I have started this threat in an effort to facilitate the presentation of your thoughts.There’s no need for threats, all you have to do is ask
Predictive ■■■ and ■■■ eyesight dear boy.
Thanks for getting the ball rolling. Going forward we must touch base and brainstorm together in an effort to consolidate this thread.
We really are a Tiger team.
Time for some blue sky thinking. We must get all our beans in a row as we are pushing the envelope here people.
Ooh, I just need a little favour. Is there any chance?
Leave it with me
Can you just…
Manager when you report something very serious to them:
“Don’t worry about it”.
Manager when someone reports you for something reletively minor:
“We can fine you some of your wages, suspend you on zero pay, or dismiss you”
Manager on being investigated, and busted by the authorities for something very seriously indeed:
“Lessons will be learned. The company has ‘agreed to pay a fine’”
High-up director on bringing them evidince of a serious crime against the firm, the country, or both as perpetuated by a middle-manager…
“Manager so-and-so is no longer with the business. We are not obliged to discuss the subject of what they may or may not have done further”
Lets throw it up in the air, and see what comes down.
CRACK ON .
Go and see him
Manager…If you don’t like it,the gates not locked…Interpretated as… If you don’t like it ## off …Driver… I don’t so ## you…bye 
Drivers are 10 a penny.
You will be back.
I think we’re ignoring the elephant in the room. We can’t do this without synergy
Never underestimate the power of the pen.