Here’s a scene from the Italian A1 near Bologna sometime in 1985 ish.
The driver appears to have encountered a little problem… then his boss shows up 
What do we think they’re saying to each other 
well the treads’ all ok this side
“Well, it is the first time I have driven with a tilt”
New Blood
i defected the suspension the other day
Do you think that I have put to much air in the offside tyres. 
Well Boss, you did say when I tipped that I had to phone you. 
Well I’ve put out those cones you gave us…but they’re a bit too small…got any bigger ones?
I’ll bet some smart (zb) takes a photo of this to use in a caption competition.
then after this thing pushed me off the road it pulled my door open and stole my trousers…
“Sporgenza buona, penso che questo sia il relativo lato migliore.”
well boss I didnt have a jack to change the flat tyre
This could put a new slant on the way you look at things boss.
I told the fork lift driver it would make the wagon unstable if he took all the offside pallets off first.
OI FATTY, GET THE ZB OUTTA THE PASSENGER SEAT!!!
… and this paddy wagon came past me and blew me into the weeds.
I didn’t think those blind spot fresnel lenses they give you at the UK ferry ports were so heavy!
Karl.:
“Sporgenza buona, penso che questo sia il relativo lato migliore.”
You might be right there Karl, because the truck is Italian.
Any chance of a translation so the rest of us can share the fun please
dave if my italian has not completely gone, it says summat about this is the best side
“there look, i told you i dropped a fiver under here somewhere!”
biggusdickusgb:
dave if my italian has not completely gone, it says summat about this is the best side
That’s about as far as I got with it too biggus.