Koop:
Whilst loads think its funny…i think you are a class 1 “plank”!! you watch a driver struggle with a trailer and take photo’s of him bashing another trailer, no help, this is why he said thanks!!
Its wierd Koop. My first instinct is to help someone who is struggling, they don’t look like particularly tight bays though, do they? Oh, and where i work now we have been instructed under no circumstances to aid any driver backing in anywhere due to one driver crushing another one who was helping to back him in. That was about three months ago, he’s out of hospital now and it doesn’t look like he’ll be going back to work at all.
Koop:
You drive behind a slow car with your highbeam on!! do you realise what this does for car drivers? “IDIOT”
Let me guess…makes them see more and go faster?!!
Koop:
You drive a truck with a “costabomb” hot coffee to go!!
I thought that was what the cup holders where designed for? No? Kinda makes you wonder what Maccy Dees drive throughs are for dunnit? I don’t reckon they all park in the car park and eat and drink do you? Besides, i don’t do that anymore, i have a kettle now and can brew on the move.
Koop:
I hope you lose your licence, its people like you why all HGV drivers are tar’d with the same brush.
Well it could certainly give me an interesting career change.
Koop:
And not forgetting the 100 MPH in your car! clever!!
Oh, it goes about 140mph, but have you ever tried to hold the camera still at that speed? Impossible i’ll tell ya, well without losing a bit of concentration it is.
Koop:
Well done, a true professional !
My Tesco transport manager mate would find this an interesting read!
Please,please,please don’t tell him Koop, i’ll be good from now on, promise
Now that is hilarious Mike but I still think that will fly well over his head
Mike, your post was brilliant, especially the bits about helping the car driver and his ever grateful wife and the security ‘ninja’ but after koops’ post the thread got better. Keep it going lads pleeeeease. Absolutely hilarious
Koop:
Whilst loads think its funny…i think you are a class 1 “plank”!! you watch a driver struggle with a trailer and take photo’s of him bashing another trailer, no help, this is why he said thanks!!
Its wierd Koop. My first instinct is to help someone who is struggling, they don’t look like particularly tight bays though, do they? Oh, and where i work now we have been instructed under no circumstances to aid any driver backing in anywhere due to one driver crushing another one who was helping to back him in. That was about three months ago, he’s out of hospital now and it doesn’t look like he’ll be going back to work at all.
Koop:
You drive behind a slow car with your highbeam on!! do you realise what this does for car drivers? “IDIOT”
Let me guess…makes them see more and go faster?!!
Koop:
You drive a truck with a “costabomb” hot coffee to go!!
I thought that was what the cup holders where designed for? No? Kinda makes you wonder what Maccy Dees drive throughs are for dunnit? I don’t reckon they all park in the car park and eat and drink do you? Besides, i don’t do that anymore, i have a kettle now and can brew on the move.
Koop:
I hope you lose your licence, its people like you why all HGV drivers are tar’d with the same brush.
Well it could certainly give me an interesting career change.
Koop:
And not forgetting the 100 MPH in your car! clever!!
Oh, it goes about 140mph, but have you ever tried to hold the camera still at that speed? Impossible i’ll tell ya, well without losing a bit of concentration it is.
Koop:
Well done, a true professional !
My Tesco transport manager mate would find this an interesting read!
Please,please,please don’t tell him Koop, i’ll be good from now on, promise
I can’t decide which is funnier, the original diary or the “i’ll tell my mate of you” bit after!
Come on man! Your’e a moderator now
Some people have never been able to develop or understand what having a sense of humour means, they just don’t get it, the penny never drops, it is beyond their cognitive comprehension. Your’e either with us or against us seems to be how some of these people think
Dont forget Dave,this diary was posted 2 years ago.
Hi ellies dad,
I caught the date of the Mike-c post but I think 'koop ’ must have been off work on Monday and then seen this one post, as you say from 2yrs ago, and hadn’t read the previous stuff from Mike and took it seriously even though he also seems to have a problem with Mikes digital signature. Some people just cannot understand different humour or they think their humour is the only one that is funny.
I’ve always found Mike-C’s posts and diarie’s funny and have admitted that sometimes have initially been taken in, but then the penny’s dropped. I think that is good stand up humour, keeps you entertained, almost believeable but in your heart you know thats not what really happened. Even from 2yrs ago I still found it very funny
girlfriends?? Koop, you’re the only one getting his knickers in a twist over this. Take this thread in the context it was written and chill out mate.
Besides, I’m an ex para and have just done 18 years as a nightclub doorman so I aint nobody’s girlfriend, I’ve just got a sense of humour thats all
Well done you,TruckingHell in resurrecting that masterpiece. 3 years and 7 months later it,s not lost any of its sparkle. It,s the first time I,ve seen it. The bit that made it for me, and set the tone of the piece ,was that “coiled spring” who,d been overcome with exhaustion and pegged out.
As a former Stobart Juggernaut Jockey myself, (1986 to 1999),I was a bit disappointed to see that virtuoso reversing performance right in front of Mike,s camera.
A good read Mike. Thanks for the laff laa.
I bet when you two get together its a real ball 
