fascinating,entertaining,and funny…ace diary mike,when is the next?
Mike, your diarys are truley genius, keep em coming, I still laugh when I think of the Tesco diary where you defend them from being a bunch of cowboys, then put up a photo of one of their drivers walking to his truck wearing in a cowboy hat , classic.
a great read Mike 
can’t wait for the next one.
HaHa, " Thanks for tooting the horn " that was magic.
Best posting on here for ages, well done & thanks for a great laugh.