VOSA

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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the gasapo? you sound like the copper from allo allo :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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mc thackeray:
Bit like being a mason relay

A mason relay■■?

Do they run around passing a stone onto the next guy to run with? :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Coffeeholic:

mc thackeray:
Bit like being a mason relay

A mason relay■■?

Do they run around passing a stone onto the next guy to run with? :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

this gets better with every post - I am weighitng for the next one

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Coffeeholic:

mc thackeray:
Bit like being a mason relay

A mason relay■■?

Do they run around passing a stone onto the next guy to run with? :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

hahahaha!! :laughing: :laughing:

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nick2008:
sounds like you got a big chip on the shoulder fella :unamused:

no :laughing: 56 lb bag of spuds nick :sunglasses: one potato, two potato, three potato four! :grimacing:

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I’m surprised VOSA aren’t cashing in on the heaps of junk tippers being used on the Oxford-Bicester railway upgrade. Some look like they made it to Africa and were rejected. :laughing:

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Coffeeholic:

mc thackeray:
Bit like being a mason relay

A mason relay■■?

Do they run around passing a stone onto the next guy to run with? :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

For those that are fans of the show “only fools and horses” the only way to become a mason is as I said before you have to have your name put forward
and then the mason members put little black or white stones in a bag
And if there are any single black stones in the bag he is out casted back into the relmes of common peasants

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^^ this is the easiest to read post you have put up so far.

whilst I hate the keyboard warriors on here regarding punctuation/spelling etc. some of your posts are worse than immigrants (which I have great fun trying to decipher).

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war1974:
^^ this is the easiest to read post you have put up so far.

whilst I hate the keyboard warriors on here regarding punctuation/spelling etc. some of your posts are worse than immigrants (which I have great fun trying to decipher).

Hello…

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and here come the punctuation police (who started a new sentence in lower case!).

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I got pulled by the punctuation police , it was a full stop… :smiley:

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if I check on noddingdonkeys SCRS I am on amber now so will be pulled up at random by TNUK spelling/punctuation police.

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war1974:
^^ this is the easiest to read post you have put up so far.

whilst I hate the keyboard warriors on here regarding punctuation/spelling etc. some of your posts are worse than immigrants (which I have great fun trying to decipher).

Just proves that he aint as thick as he is pretending, but who could be :smiley:

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LIBERTY_GUY:
I have heard VOSA (DVSA) only pull up attractive lorry drivers.

Something to do with Homo Eroticism whatever the hell that is■■? :sunglasses: :wink:

if that’s true,then I must be a gay icon…anytime im at home and set the table for my tea,im in the habit of setting an extra place in case the gits follow me home sometime…I think ive got vosa constipation…I cant pass a weighbridge… :slight_smile:

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robroy:

war1974:
^^ this is the easiest to read post you have put up so far.

whilst I hate the keyboard warriors on here regarding punctuation/spelling etc. some of your posts are worse than immigrants (which I have great fun trying to decipher).

Just proves that he aint as thick as he is pretending, but who could be :smiley:

Or not on the juice today :confused:

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my friend has gotten back to me about my hunky dory holiday
Now the letter is not as it seams and he is not talking about what he is saying
He is just using it to bypass certain banned prohibited internet codewords
The first person on hear to work out what I’m up to I will send them a 50 bob note out to them in the post

Hello you know who
I try to call William but there is a problem -

I stead to go to the coast I advise you to go direction Nakuru - Kericho - Kisumu.
Special the Kerichio area is good for hunting.
I was in that area last month and have my fun.

Brooks Hotel 5 km for Kericho is not expencif 1500 Ksh/Night for the cheap room inside and a bar in the hotel.

When you drive in that area you can find your targets easy Kericho have a university and 10 km passing Kericho is a big truck stop where you can find what you want for a better price as in Mombasa. 1000-2000 Ksh /night or even for free because you are a muzung like me.

Good hunt

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I know what you’re up to. You’re talking ■■■■. Do I get fifty quid?

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Didn’t last long eh? Back to d/head mode :unamused:

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mc thackeray:
I will send them a 50 bob note

A 50 bob note? Since when do you get a £2.50 note? You know lads,I think hes maybe,possibly not being honest about sending the money

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mc thackeray:
and he is not talking about what he is saying

Ahhh , sign language then . :open_mouth:

The general gist of the story , is that Kenya was visited . You stayed in a luxury 6 star hotel, at approx £ 10 a night .
It would then appear you went hunting , in a Jimmy Saville sort of way , for fun & exercise , either near the " University " as you call it :open_mouth: , or the truck park , no doubt frequented by the " younger " professional , who charged £ 7 , to £ 15 , or did not charge at all , because you were of European appearance .

There goes a brave man :unamused: :open_mouth:

Oh , please donate the money to a charity of your choice ,never know where it has been ! :open_mouth: