Gentlemen.
The annual celebration of romance is upon us once again. Just a quick reminder for you lads who have forgotten, to grab a card sharpish and save yourself a bollocking.
Mrs B has threatened to have ■■■ with me tomorrow to mark the occasion.
My commiserations to those of you who also have to go that extra mile.
Ah see this is where us older, and sometimes 
smarter than the average bear win out.
We, that’s 'er and i, do not celebrate Valentines nor any other money making scam dreamed up to relieve you of your hard earned.
What you do, chaps, and chapesses depending on your own situation, if you have a good partner you tell them every day how much they mean to you, you never fail to part on good terms, you look out for each other and are unafraid to show you care for that person at all times.
Valentines, pah, pah i say, every day is Valentines day, every week those of us smart bears take some flowers to our better halves, we tell them we love every day, we show them we care for them every day, they feel wanted and secure and safe, and that’s a two way street.
Ye Gods, do i have to teach you lot about relationships as well as the benefits of an Eaton Twin Splitter, is there no rest for the wicked… 
But also coming up soon is Mothering Sunday NOT mothers day totally different thing altogether
So please if you have a mother take her out sometimes as 1 of my male friends say it is his best date ever
Don’t buy into this money making scam
I thought I would treat her this year. I’ve gone for a nice flower and a bag.
She will appreciate the flower because I normally opt for plain, but chosen self raising this year.
Not sure about the bag though, I think it’s for the wrong hoover.
Seems a lot of effort u go to for a bit of romance EB …
Especially as you have to blow her up first .
She has a puncture at the moment, but it’s not all bad news.
At least she goes down on me now.
A man of your magnitude…
Can always use her nostril .
That’s true.
I might like it. Who nose?
Anyway, off to bed now. Make sure you don’t disturb us in the morning. You know how much your Mum enjoys a lie in.
Scored a few brownie points tonight…Booked a table for me and the Mrs for tomorrow night, at 7.30. 
she sounds really excited about it, I’m a bit surprised I didn’t think she liked snooker that much. 
Yeh I know it’s an old one, but it amuses me 
eagerbeaver:
That’s true.I might like it. Who nose?
Anyway, off to bed now. Make sure you don’t disturb us in the morning. You know how much your Mum enjoys a lie in.
Juddian:
Ah see this is where us older, and sometimesWe, that’s 'er and i, do not celebrate Valentines nor any other money making scam dreamed up to relieve you of your hard earned.
What you do, chaps, and chapesses depending on your own situation, if you have a good partner you tell them every day how much they mean to you, you never fail to part on good terms, you look out for each other and are unafraid to show you care for that person at all times.
Valentines, pah, pah i say, every day is Valentines day, every week those of us smart bears take some flowers to our better halves, we tell them we love every day, we show them we care for them every day, they feel wanted and secure and safe, and that’s a two way street.
Ye Gods, do i have to teach you lot about relationships as well as the benefits of an Eaton Twin Splitter, is there no rest for the wicked…
This is spot on
Valentines day also happens to be my wedding anniversary as well. We dont get involved in the whole valentines day thing though. Too much commercialisation and all about spending money. But getting married on the 14th just seemed kind of romantic to get married on so we did.
The-Snowman:
Valentines day also happens to be my wedding anniversary as well. We dont get involved in the whole valentines day thing though. Too much commercialisation and all about spending money. But getting married on the 14th just seemed kind of romantic to get married on so we did.
Ahhhhh you big softie you I’m welling up here!
robroy:
Ahhhhh you big softie you
Although to be fair, it was mainly her idea!
eagerbeaver:
I thought I would treat her this year. I’ve gone for a nice flower and a bag.She will appreciate the flower because I normally opt for plain, but chosen self raising this year.
Not sure about the bag though, I think it’s for the wrong hoover.
I’ve given up giving her Bags for Valentines Day, they cost 5p each now !
Flowers are ok this year though, being so mild, there’s plenty on the Verges. [emoji106]
Totally agree with Juddian, I’ve used a post it note (only half, the other half is for next year) in last years card & made my own envelope with pretty little hearts drawn all over it. [emoji7]
eagerbeaver:
She has a puncture at the moment, but it’s not all bad news.At least she goes down on me now.
Yeah but she’s still got that cold, you know runny nose gloggy throat etc
Juddian:
Ah see this is where us older, and sometimesWe, that’s 'er and i, do not celebrate Valentines nor any other money making scam dreamed up to relieve you of your hard earned.
What you do, chaps, and chapesses depending on your own situation, if you have a good partner you tell them every day how much they mean to you, you never fail to part on good terms, you look out for each other and are unafraid to show you care for that person at all times.
Valentines, pah, pah i say, every day is Valentines day, every week those of us smart bears take some flowers to our better halves, we tell them we love every day, we show them we care for them every day, they feel wanted and secure and safe, and that’s a two way street.
Ye Gods, do i have to teach you lot about relationships as well as the benefits of an Eaton Twin Splitter, is there no rest for the wicked…
Massive +1
VD day is everyday for me and the dragon also, no cards are exchanged.
Course I may go the extra mile to mark the occasion. Whilst shopping yesterday I found some raw prawns in the reduced section (the beloved loves prawns). Pan fried them in garlic butter in the evening then we fed them to each other whilst I lightly fingered the wife smearing the garlic butter over her ■■■■■ before proceeding with one of my better performances of ■■■■■■■■■■■ till she found religion.
No vampires are going to come within a mile of me or the wife for the forseeable.
Who says romance is dead.
For the best results melt some butter and very finely chopped garlic (garlic granules are ok) in a frying pan on medium heat, lightly salt the prawns before adding to the pan then stir fry for no more than 5 minutes turning occasionally. Serve whilst hot.
Ensure wife is at least half a bottle of wine gone and nice and moist which may involve some lite petting before commencing further shenanigans.
Dipper_Dave:
Whilst shopping yesterday I found some raw prawns in the reduced section (the beloved loves prawns). Pan fried them in garlic butter in the evening then we fed them to each other whilst I lightly fingered the wife smearing the garlic butter over her ■■■■■ before proceeding with one of my better performances of ■■■■■■■■■■■ till she found religion.
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I don’t think i’ll ever be able to eat prawns or scampi again without this thought flashing across my eyes 
nick2008:
Dipper_Dave:
Whilst shopping yesterday I found some raw prawns in the reduced section (the beloved loves prawns). Pan fried them in garlic butter in the evening then we fed them to each other whilst I lightly fingered the wife smearing the garlic butter over her ■■■■■ before proceeding with one of my better performances of ■■■■■■■■■■■ till she found religion.
.I don’t think i’ll ever be able to eat prawns or scampi again without this thought flashing across my eyes
Im hoping some of our female viewers are printing my post out and giving it to their partners screaming “do this, do this”.
Knowing winks tomorrow for anyone with the slightest whiff of garlic.
eagerbeaver:
Gentlemen.The annual celebration of romance is upon us once again. Just a quick reminder for you lads who have forgotten, to grab a card sharpish and save yourself a bollocking.
Mrs B has threatened to have ■■■ with me tomorrow to mark the occasion.My commiserations to those of you who also have to go that extra mile.
■■■■ !!!
Cheers