Useless Information on Matrix Signs

M6 north from Hilton Park Services all the way up to Thelwall and beyond on a Friday afternoon, ‘SLOW 40’ .What for FFS? There’s nothing to slow down for.
ACCIDENT SLOW or CAUTION - PEDESTRIANS IN ROAD. No there’s not, its some Johnny Rep in a Mondeo/Corolla/Signum with his suit jacket hung up in the back standing around on the hard shoulder with his phone to his ear waiting for the AA/RAC to come and change a flat tyre and everyone slowing down to have a good look! Wouldn’t it be better to display ITS SOME KNOB WITH A FLAT TYRE STOP BEING NOSEY.
M60 J9 TO J18 LONG DELAYS. Really? Thanks but I’ve just got on the M5 at Exeter.
STOKE J16 60 MILES 30 MINS. Ok then. I haven’t got Emerald Isle number plates.
SUCH AN EVENT THIS WEEKEND - EXPECT DELAYS. Why? Will the barmaid at my local be already pulling a pint?
FOR TRAFFORD CENTRE LEAVE AT J9. No chance! The 20 minute a day drivers in their little Clio’s with the ‘powered by fairy dust’ sticker on the boot don’t know what a junction is. It should read LOOK LUV, GO TO THE NEXT BIT OF ROAD WHERE YOU CAN GET OFF AND THERE’S LOADS OF SPACES THERE.
DON’T TAKE DRUGS AND DRIVE. Someone is on drugs with the stupid information on the matrix.

Rant over. Pub’s open.

Thursday night 2100hrs s/bound M74 aproaching Gretna, “AVOID ROAD TRAVEL”. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing:

Friday night 1.30am southbound A1 2miles short of the Boroughbridge turn off, Matrix signs showing queue ahead? Gets to about 1/2 a mile from the junction and there’s a car in lane 3 southbound pointing northbound(stationary)! Surely it would have been easy to say lane three closed accident!

My personal favourite,

SO BUGGER OFF!

Have you lot not seen the sign that says= “Is your car ready for winter”.The governments advice is to pack three days of food,just in case you are buried under a ten foot high snow drift.

I don’t see the point of the signs that say ‘don’t drink and drive’ or ‘don’t phone and drive’.

The sort of people that do these things aren’t going to stop because the matrix sign says so.

Big jase, I don’t know if you’re still around, but you say that with all this technology, the roads are better.
In the sixties I used to travel regularly between West ■■■■■■■ and South Wales. The journey used to take 4 - 5 hours. Now, on our “better, hi-tech roads” it takes at least seven hours.
This is better?

I saw a couple of lesbians walking hand in hand along the A40 near the matrix sign at Eynsham; Sign in question should’ve read “Think Dyke” :laughing:

Emmerson2, about twenty years ago, my run was Dover to Carlisle, via Exhall (Coventry), Wigan, Lancaster, Penrith. I know that coaches were allowed in outside lane and limited to 70 mph (ish) but I could not do that run today legally. Its volume of traffic that has made the most difference I think.

What’s the most useless information you’ve seen? The Realtime Traffic Info matrix signs on the A40 are so crap it’s fun to predict what drivel will be displayed before you get to them; “Think Bike”, “Oxfordshire Car share”, “Watch for cyclists” (when they should be on the cycle track". The only traffic info I think they’ve given recently was telling people which park and ride to use for Oxford University Open days. That, and yesterday when the road was closed, the sign at Eynsham was so helpfully telling people that the road was closed BEHIND THEM.

I must be the only driver on TNUK who actually thinks Matrix Signs are useful.

Even I know when it’s foggy though and I don’t want to car share or use a park and ride.

Ross Noble once asked

“Who writes the Matrix Signs? Somebodys Mum…?”

I was on the A2 at Gravesend one day and the matrix sign said " Accident M5 J29-30".

Avoid distractions when driving.

Always think that ones daft, i mean when your in some town centre and a totty goes past of course your going to be distracted!

Sign Under Test.

What are we supposed to do, drive by quietly so as not to disturb it’s concentration?

Harry Monk:
I was on the A2 at Gravesend one day and the matrix sign said " Accident M5 J29-30".

That’s so when you get on the M4 at Staines/Langley you will know where the tailback starts. They are trying to help you.

Like so many other things, if it usually has irrelevant info. the odds are you will ignore it when there is something important on it. Would be more effective if it only displayed what was neccesary and nothing else.

The next thing HA will be using them for advertising to get some dosh in the kitty.

those people called FOG,ICE,SNOW & ACCIDENT seem to get around a lot, and they must drive at speed too…as they are always seem to told to slow down on matrix signs, yet to see my name on the board :wink: :stuck_out_tongue: :laughing:

funniest was on the A14 westbound just after orwell bridge(the other signs still dont work) it said "orwell bridge closed then it said a date which was 2 weeks ago…and the favorite is how many miles and how long it takes to get to cambridge.strange the sign time very arely changes even when the A14 has delays

I remember in 2007 sign on M62 warned of flooding in devon, thought it must be a hell of a flood to reach here

What I want to know is why car drivers slow down to read them!!!
I thought they were designed to be read from afar,not slap bang in front of them.