James Corden getting an OBE.
Whoever let that Ebola patient into the UK.
Been out looking for a road cone without a point, can’t find one so pretty pointless exercise that was 
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+1,the lunatics now want to lower the drink limit for professional drivers to 30,and before any of the usual holier than thou brigade come on spouting about-" quite right too,it should be zero bull" have a think about it
Should be 100. I see plenty that couldn’t drive any worse if they were legless.
It plays havoc with my brain and eye sight. What he wrote what I wrote what they wrote.
Road works that last for years, I saw a sign that said work completed Summer 2017.
Get all the people that are fit, who are on benefits to help finish the road works quicker.
Annoying benefits scroungers that have no intention of working.
The couple who have 11 or 12 kids, and are on fifty grand a year pay outs.
Mullet hair styles, that went out of fashion
when dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
Bald men that do a comb over of a few thin strands of hair to cover up their baldness.
Over weight coach drivers that look Humpty Dumpty, and a crane to get them out the seat.
Coach drivers that are smug, or wear waistcoats.
Clean Bandit. Crappy music from a bunch of students.
George Ezra. I don’t get that stupid Budapest song or his weird voice.
People whinging in the JR Hospital about how long it takes to get blood test results etc. They’re not the only ones there ffs.
Bryan May and his silly hairstyle.
Old fashioned perm.In to saving badgers.
People who can’t remember what fuel pump they have used. They get to the till, they have no idea, and dither, and stand on tip ties and try to squint and see what number their car is on. Here is a tip it’s written in on the pump right where you lift the nozzle!
Death is too good for them.
Thick car drivers that queue for a fuel pump because their fuel tank is on the side of the pump to fill on but the fuel hose is long enough to fill the car on the other side but they refuse to move over.
(some)Blue badge holders minus the common sense gene…pick a daft spot and then park front wheel on curb,back wheel 2 foot from the gutter.
(some)truck drivers who think they will self destruct if they have to come off the limiter for 5 seconds to be helpful to a fellow truckie.
Prehistoric and Medieval UK motorway service stations, that do not supply a long hose with a brush attached, so you can clean off the flies and midges in the Summer and the salt and grime in Winter.
Most Spanish garages have all the kit to clean the windscreen, and some attendants do it for you if you fuel up there.
In the UK, the taps are broken, the water containers stolen or broken.
Car drivers do not have to deposit a means of payment prior to fuelling but lorry drivers can not be trusted, at 56mph, it is not actually a quick get away vehicle is it ?
People that queue at a forecourt because they lack the sense/skill to drive past the car at the pump at the back that is still filling up or paying, to the empty pump in front.
Knobs who follow Road Sweepers (whilst they are sweeping) 200 yards from a roundabout near Stobbies, Crick on a Saturday morning when I’ve got my ’ Get Home Head On’.
I went round the Knob & the sweeper, then about 5 cars followed me.
Scruffy drivers that wear jogging trousers and work boots with no laces or missing laces.
Have a mullet hair do or comb over when they are bald.
Dirty oil stained high viz jackets or drive wearing a stupid hiviz numpty driver ZB for brain’s.
Pony tail drivers that were ex rock and roll heroes.
Anyone who is more intelligent/interesting than me.
I’m annoyed a lot!
Morning after kebab mouth
Morning after curry mouth. The only way to clear it, eat more curry.
Drivers that talk in a one way conversation and you can not get a word in , as it is all about how many pallets were refused, how he pinned the Rdc manager up to the wall.
You get a life story, then his boss will send him on a late run Friday to pee him off.