toby1234abc:
Scruffy drivers that wear jogging trousers and work boots with no laces or missing laces.
Have a mullet hair do or comb over when they are bald.
Dirty oil stained high viz jackets or drive wearing a stupid hiviz numpty driver ZB for brain’s.
Pony tail drivers that were ex rock and roll heroes.
Im with you on this toby,one thing i can stand is scruffs 
Benefits Britain.
OMG ! Jaywick, These people are even trying to Breed !
Insomnia-making me watch Benefits Britain.
Doodling car driver’s that are away with the fairies and unaware of their actions pottering along saving fuel on the way to the
garden centre with Aunt Mabel.
Car drivers that have to overtake you , then dive bomb in front in the average speed road works.
If it is a 50mph limit, they slow you down to their speed of 42.2 mph.
People that block a doorway to have a chat.
Chocalate that is in abundance in garages and Msa shops, at eye level, and they ask if you want some on offer.
Warm cans of drinks in fridges that don’t work well to cool the cans,engineer on the way, they say.
Loosing my Tractor for over a week, because MAN Northampton are Useless !
Even gave me it back, after assuring me that all the defects had been rectified, only for the ‘Malfunction’ Engine Control Unit light to come on after 10 Km with Diesel Dripping from the engine. Grrrrrrr. (Lost it for another week)
English tourists that go abroad and refuse to eat the food in the country they chose to visit.
In the hotel, they moan “I’m not eating that foreign muck .”
Fry ups in the Costa del Sol and English beer, why go abroad then ?
They congregate in bars with satellite tv to watch football while eating chips,baked beans and fish fingers.
Never mingle with the locals or venture five kms from the resort.
People that moan about the cost of an airline ticket, do they know how much one jet engine costs, the cost to train the pilots and crew, aviation fuel, landing fees, insurance, lease or finance on the aircraft, advertising costs, administration costs.
martinviking:
Loosing my Tractor for over a week, because MAN Northampton are Useless !
Even gave me it back, after assuring me that all the defects had been rectified, only for the ‘Malfunction’ Engine Control Unit light to come on after 10 Km with Diesel Dripping from the engine. Grrrrrrr. (Lost it for another week)
Sorry Martin - that is not an unreasonable annoyance.
That is in fact, perfect reasonable annoyance!
F-reds:
martinviking:
Loosing my Tractor for over a week, because MAN Northampton are Useless !
Even gave me it back, after assuring me that all the defects had been rectified, only for the ‘Malfunction’ Engine Control Unit light to come on after 10 Km with Diesel Dripping from the engine. Grrrrrrr. (Lost it for another week)Sorry Martin - that is not an unreasonable annoyance.
That is in fact, perfect reasonable annoyance!
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Arriving at the cashpoint just behind the person who’s plainly never used one before, but then proceeds to do all of his/her personal banking on it whilst you wait!
A queue at a shop or fuel station, the aisles are blocked with people waiting to pay at the till.
The aisles next to the queue are empty, but there is always the one that leaves the till after paying and walks out heading in to the queue, and not out via the empty aisles.
If you block them off, they get all aggressive and sarcasticly say " -Excuse me ."
A lady snarled at me like a Rabbied Rotweiler , saying I was very rude.
Another annoyance is how the English make
a fuss about breastfeeding in public, a natural way to feed baby, but the manager asks Mum to leave as the customers took offence for seeing some ■■■■■■ with their morning Latte.
Nududity is a big hang up for the Brits and ■■■■■■■ sunbathing, in Europe, they don’t care.
Brit tourists that get lost coming off the ferry in France.
I have seen them confused at the fuel station in France, drive in the forecourt the wrong way, don’t know what pump to use, driving around confused.
Tourists that drive all night to save money on a hotel, why arrive tired ?
People who wait in a queue at supermarket checkouts,stand texting while the operator packs their bags for them then when they are told how much to pay THIS is the time they decide to start rummaging around for ages trying to find their wallet/■■■■■.
Seeing the ATM you want to use is empty but by the time you park the car there is a queue
Looking forward to the chicken you have in the fridge for your dinner only to find the mother in law ate it. Then threw most of it away because she “wasnt all that hungry really” Grrrrrrrrrrrr
English that go abroad and say it is too hot in a hot country in Summer.
My daughter taking 2 hours to get ready. Not going anywhere fancy. Just the coop.
Cars that think the speed limit is 55 on a m/way, when youre half way past them they boot it and leave you in the middle lane 
Ex forces drivers who still have to talk in soldier speak.
the maoster:
Arriving at the cashpoint just behind the person who’s plainly never used one before, but then proceeds to do all of his/her personal banking on it whilst you wait!
Ha ha, about 30years ago, when you used to be able to stop in London, I stopped my 10 tonner outside Harrods for some cash, stood in the queue of about 10 people, finally got to the cash point (more people behind me by now) & promptly forgot my PIN, I felt a right Plonker & wondered back to my wagon with my head hanging in shame.
One of those ‘Wish there was a Giant Hole to swallow me up’ moments. Lol.
Toby Carvery staff hovering about for a tip when you’re paying. Just explain what have you actually done? I had to go and collect my bloody food, get up and refill the glass, all you’ve done is bring the bill over.
In fact, restaurants that have “gratuity?” on the card machine.
Asian forecourt cashiers who jabber on their phones while serving you. Mid conversation they’ll say (amongst their native language) "registration? " and look annoyed at you for not paying attention to them.
People who would vote for a sack of ■■■■ if it had a Labour rosette attached to it - in the same vein - people who vote the same for decades because "my family always have "
Local councillors
Being told I’ll go to hell by street preachers etc because I don’t go to a church
Crap fish and chip shops - how hard can it be?
Ignorant people in shops (shoppers)
People with plummy accents who think they are something special
Benefit scroungers
Women drivers at roundabouts, who always stop even if nothing is coming
People driving the school run bus in super market car parks badly
Traffic reports that sound upbeat
Smelly people - a bar of soap is 15 p…
bazza123:
People who would vote for a sack of [zb] if it had a Labour rosette attached to it - in the same vein - people who vote the same for decades because "my family always have "Local councillors
Being told I’ll go to hell by street preachers etc because I don’t go to a church
Crap fish and chip shops - how hard can it be?
Ignorant people in shops (shoppers)
People with plummy accents who think they are something special
Benefit scroungers
Women drivers at roundabouts, who always stop even if nothing is coming
People driving the school run bus in super market car parks badly
Traffic reports that sound upbeat
Smelly people - a bar of soap is 15 p…
I agree
Food you pay good money for as a treat when you are on the road[[chinese,indian,fish and chips]]when you get back to the lorry and set it out nicely ,its crap
Or even worse Seth is when you get it back, set it out nicely and then kick the bloody stuff over!