Folks who stop at the end of the escalators gormlessly looking around for which direction to walk off in, I either have to shimmy round them or nudge the buggers out the way.
Anyone who shouts ‘whats your disability’ when I park in a disabled bay. My usual response is ‘Terrets, now ■■■■ off’.
Vanessa Feltz
Anyone who uses the expression: ‘to be fair’ & ’ at the end of the day’ in the same sentence.
The wife faking an ■■■■■■
The wife acting all ■■■■■ halfway through the evening then passing out at bedtime (this doesn’t always stop me)
Traffic lights changing at the exact split second i’ve gone from thinking ‘I’ll stop if they change’ to ‘I’m going for it if they change’
Waiting to pull out in traffic and thinking to myself ‘I could have gone then’. Or the wife in the car saying this.
Google maps showing me the exact warehouse I’m looking for during my route planning only to get there I find its the wrong one.
Being given a dodgy postcode by planners.
That moment during a simple reverse you know you should have started off from a better position and now have to wave the unit all over the shop to get the trailer in.
Posting on here when drunk then waking up realising i’ve been a knob.
Realising my new favourite Gin costs £40, just after I have decided I can never drink anything else again.
Why was I not given cool name? Montgomery would have been sufficient.
People who use … In every post they ever make. While we are on that topic, people who punctuate using you are all dead to me grim reaper smiley
Cats, what are the point? If I wanted something ungrateful, that I had to feed, house, and then ignore me and treat my house like a hotel, I would have bought a teenager.
Women who high maintenance.
Anyone who can drive better than me. (This seems to be a worrying number of people.)
Any phone call that starts “you have a fantastic opportunity”. I’m quite capable of looking for my own opportunities, thanks.
Royal Mail van drivers that are scruffy and untidy in appearance.
The same for RM staff on bicycles.
Shirts hanging out, or wearing shorts all year round.
Countries that boast they can sunbath on the beach at Christmas time because it is their Summertime.
You are waiting in a long queue at the bar, somebody walks in and jumps the queue by getting served first because the bar tender doesn’t care who got there first.
Religion. Most wars caused by an ancient book of stories no more factual than father christmas or the easter bunny. One minute at school, kids are taught how to read and write, next they’re told some hippy in a dress fed a load of people with a fish and some bread.
the maoster:
Oh, another one… Bad manners! When you hold a door open for someone and they never even look at you much less thank you. Makes me wish I could rewind time for 30 seconds and then slam it in their pig ignorant faces.
Morecambe and Wise-not funny to anyone who didn’t have a ration book.
Jethro recycling the same jokes.
Sky Sports News.
You’ve Been Framed.
Catch Phrase. Entertaining 25 years ago. Stephen Mulhearne, never entertaining.
That “Yesterday” channel. It’s listed amongst documentaries yet shows “Last of The Summer Wine.”
Last Of The Summer Wine. Utter utter utter crap.
“Salvage” type programmes. It’s like filming a car boot sale ffs.
toby1234abc:
Train passengers that shout out loud that they are on a train when answering theie poxy mobile phones.
Dog owners that say their dog is normally well behaved and not aggressive after it has jumped on you or bit you.
Dogs wearing winter coats.
My whippet wears a barbour wax coat with a cord collar
toby1234abc:
Train passengers that shout out loud that they are on a train when answering theie poxy mobile phones.
Dog owners that say their dog is normally well behaved and not aggressive after it has jumped on you or bit you.
Dogs wearing winter coats.
My whippet wears a barbour wax coat with a cord collar
Like these ■■?
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yep thems um pal,but got me and the dog matching ones for xmas,dark green body with brown cord collar,got them from a horsey shop in doncaster ,they cost £38 for the dog but her last one is 3yrs old and has got the weathered look so her new ones for best and the old for for playing out in now
When you’re in a lift and the next person to get in presses the floor button already lit. Why? It wont get there any faster.
Charity bag packers. Yes I’ll let you dump a 2litre bottle of coke onto a box of eggs, paying you £2 for the experience. Just so you can build mudhuts in Africa, avoiding the need to get a job for another 6 months.
My phone going ■■■■■■■ tomorrow morning with “happy new year!” texts sent by drunken friends, relatives,ex colleagues and the odd “who the ■■■■ are you?” because I switched it off early and sodded off to bed to avoid the “happy new year!” ■■■■■■■■.
Those annoying tv adverts that say give us your money for Syria or Africa to pay for water wells.
Donkey trusts, for abused animals that get loaded with too much weight on the towing trailer.
Where is Dvsa when you need them ?
Charity money that is siphoned off to pay for some dictactor or corrupt politicians private jet or Sunseeker yacht.
Using child actors that have big sad eyes, designed to make you feel guilty and pay up.
I detest the place, it’s run like an Infant School. I went into the Dump yesterday (1st time in about 6 months, thank God) & I wasn’t allowed to get out of the cab to check that the Monkeys had stowed the front curtain ratchets properly (to stop the suzi’s from wrapping around them) I Was told “stay in the cab, we’ll check them” I still hung out of the door & double checked.
Last time I went into the shed, they confirmed that it was all secure & I found the ratchets sticking out, how clever is that, when I make the 90’ turn out of the building & rip my red Suzy off ?
toby1234abc:
Those annoying tv adverts that say give us your money for Syria or Africa to pay for water wells.
Donkey trusts, for abused animals that get loaded with too much weight on the towing trailer.
Where is Dvsa when you need them ?
Charity money that is siphoned off to pay for some dictactor or corrupt politicians private jet or Sunseeker yacht.
Using child actors that have big sad eyes, designed to make you feel guilty and pay up.
the concept I don’t understand is…if poor Winston codogo has to use his 1 leg to hop 15 miles every day just to get a bucket of dirty water from the well…why not just build a mud hut next to the well,and save the travelling time? surely a concept worth exploring?
It seems the UK must pay for poorer countries, but the other way around, if the UK went begging in their country, would they give us their money.
No, they will not.
Over priced snacks and drinks at cinemas, before you know it, you have spent fifty quid.
Cinema goers that come in when the film has started ages ago, buy a watch.
People that don’t sit in the allocated seat number printed on their ticket.
Millions of useless and pointless cones by the roads.
you are all dead to me grim reaper smiley
