Charity adverts on tv that last longer than any commercial advert. How can the likes of the RSPCA, Oxfam etc plead poverty and afford a bloody long advert?
Terry Walton on the Rhonda, think I’ve mentioned this Knob before, with his packet of Radish Seeds shaking at the microphone. [emoji108][emoji97]
martinviking:
Terry Walton on the Rhonda, think I’ve mentioned this Knob before, with his packet of Radish Seeds shaking at the microphone. [emoji108][emoji97]
Just one reason why the licence fee should be scrapped. We pay for this irritating taff to wax lyrical about his bloody leeks. We can but hope his allotment is on an old mine shaft amd the lot collapses. Failing that could Dipper Dave do a great public service by taking one of those radishes and shoving it…
Folk (male) that unzip, lob out, urinate, tuck away, rezip, wash and dry their hands, but have maintained the same text conversation all the way through.
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Men that feel the need to use a cubicle to urinate rather than a urinal. Well done chap, could you possibly wipe the seat down afterwards?
happysack:
Men that feel the need to use a cubicle to urinate rather than a urinal. Well done chap, could you possibly wipe the seat down afterwards?
Agreed. And in some places why are there 6 toilets, 6 wash basins, and only a couple of hand dryers?
When you are driving your car along an unfamiliar country road at night and the berk in front of you travelling at 30/40 mph refuses to use his/her main beam thus denying you the chance to read the road ahead of them to see if a safe overtake is on the cards. 
Going for a ■■■■ in a nightclub and bumping into the ‘no splash no gash’ lucky lucky man.
So as not to appear racist I slip him a quid and take a squirt of his potions. To be fair as I’m tripping the light fantastic with the wife I need the potions to have been prepared by Merlin for me get a whiff of gash.
Going back into the same loos 2 hours later and giving chalky another quid whilst sampling another magic potion that has no chance of working.
“Parents” who think its fine to dump their brat in a trolley at a supermarket where the next person has got to put their food,reason being your to soft to make them walk,did you park in the disabled spot? No you parked in the normal spot so your brats just lazy and fat so kindly don’t put it where people put their shopping,proper ■■■■■■ me off
And people who walk round with their glasses on top of their heads well done you look like a t2wat lol.
the maoster:
When you are driving your car along an unfamiliar country road at night and the berk in front of you travelling at 30/40 mph refuses to use his/her main beam thus denying you the chance to read the road ahead of them to see if a safe overtake is on the cards.
+10
Evil8Beezle:
the maoster:
When you are driving your car along an unfamiliar country road at night and the berk in front of you travelling at 30/40 mph refuses to use his/her main beam thus denying you the chance to read the road ahead of them to see if a safe overtake is on the cards.+10
You answered yerself really mate… BERK.
That latest insurance ad where a load of blokes in shorts & high heels start cavorting about with a load of builders.
Also all the latest hoo-ha over the Bake Off. For goodness sake, it’s only another bleeding cookery show.
I suppose the next thing will be all the hype about x Factor, Britain’s Got (no) Talent & who can sing furthest out of tune & still be told “You made that song your own” Of course they did cos nobody else would own up to murdering it like that!
I also find it annoying when the nurse is late with my medication…
People who expect me to sweep up or handball. I’m a tipper driver not a bloody labourer.
Muckaway:
People who expect me to sweep up or handball. I’m a tipper driver not a bloody labourer.
Well I think I’d baulk at handballing ten yards of sand. 
peterm:
Muckaway:
People who expect me to sweep up or handball. I’m a tipper driver not a bloody labourer.Well I think I’d baulk at handballing ten yards of sand.
I do that happily…when I’m driving the grab wagon.
I have many years of drinking under my belt. These days if in the pub, I need my wallet, phone, ■■■■ and house keys.
Why do so many twunts need a rucksack? They take more gear out for their pitcher of girls drinks than an agency limper carries for 6 days on the road.
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Lorry drivers that leave their engine running to make you hurry up, as they can not wait a few minutes while i pull the trailer curtains then buckle up the side straps, they can see i am not ready to go .
The same on fuel pumps or when leaving a parking place .
Dog owners who toss their dogs ■■■ ■■■ bag in a hedge .
Civvies who run the local RBL Club.
■■■■■ who, while watching the Paralympic “Intellectually Impaired” events, harp on about “Shouldn’t be there, can’t see owt wrong with them!”.
Said ■■■■ happens to be the Chairman.
I’m now banned out…
toby1234abc:
Lorry drivers that leave their engine running to make you hurry up, as they can not wait a few minutes while i pull the trailer curtains then buckle up the side straps, they can see i am not ready to go .
The same on fuel pumps or when leaving a parking place .
Have to say people who faff about after refuelling and once in their cabs, irritate me.