nickb67:
Civvies who run the local RBL Club.
[zb] who, while watching the Paralympic “Intellectually Impaired” events, harp on about “Shouldn’t be there, can’t see owt wrong with them!”.
Said [zb] happens to be the Chairman.I’m now banned out…
There’s a classic special olympics fail on the Olympics thread where the leader puts her head down way too early, falls over and finishes last. 
Muckaway:
nickb67:
Civvies who run the local RBL Club.
[zb] who, while watching the Paralympic “Intellectually Impaired” events, harp on about “Shouldn’t be there, can’t see owt wrong with them!”.
Said [zb] happens to be the Chairman.I’m now banned out…
There’s a classic special olympics fail on the Olympics thread where the leader puts her head down way too early, falls over and finishes last.
Don’t get me wrong, my sense of humour’s as black as it comes, been known to overstep the line many a time. Schadenfreude’s the best thing ever invented!
But I know a few ex-Forces bods who have gone doolally with what they’ve been through and this ■■■, who’s never served a day in his life, is supposed to be a sort of rehabilitation PoC.
Now back to the action…Table Tennis. How can a guy with one arm play against a guy with no arms? How tf is that fair?!
Finally, after all the heroics, how many of the athletes are gonna be stripped of their Blue Badges?
Muckaway:
People who expect me to sweep up or handball. I’m a tipper driver not a bloody labourer.
You used to be a labourer-Flour [emoji12]
martinviking:
Muckaway:
People who expect me to sweep up or handball. I’m a tipper driver not a bloody labourer.You used to be a labourer-Flour [emoji12]
Key word there is “used.”
G-Tech! I’m getting well [zb]'ed off with those adverts and that bloke. I’ve even seen them repeat the same advert in a single break…
No wonder their crap costs so much if they are blowing that much in advertising! 
I suspect it’s all as crap as Dyson…
Evil8Beezle:
G-Tech! I’m getting well [zb]'ed off with those adverts and that bloke. I’ve even seen them repeat the same advert in a single break…
No wonder their crap costs so much if they are blowing that much in advertising!
I suspect it’s all as crap as Dyson…
Happens here all the time. Grateful for the remote.
DVLA not sending us a car tax renewal reminder, and I can’t find the V5. A trip to the bloody post office then today to listen to someone complain about their missing parcels whilst I fill in forms. 
Muckaway:
DVLA not sending us a car tax renewal reminder, and I can’t find the V5. A trip to the bloody post office then today to listen to someone complain about their missing parcels whilst I fill in forms.
Muckaways next unreasonable annoyance - Why are post offices closed on a Sunday
m1cks:
Muckaway:
DVLA not sending us a car tax renewal reminder, and I can’t find the V5. A trip to the bloody post office then today to listen to someone complain about their missing parcels whilst I fill in forms.Muckaways next unreasonable annoyance - Why are post offices closed on a Sunday
Witneys’ main one isn’t as it’s in WHSmith.
Muckaway:
m1cks:
Muckaway:
DVLA not sending us a car tax renewal reminder, and I can’t find the V5. A trip to the bloody post office then today to listen to someone complain about their missing parcels whilst I fill in forms.Muckaways next unreasonable annoyance - Why are post offices closed on a Sunday
Witneys’ main one isn’t as it’s in WHSmith.
So it’s going to be that fact a cashier asks if you want an overpriced piece of chocolate with every transaction (or have we had that already)
m1cks:
Muckaway:
m1cks:
Muckaway:
DVLA not sending us a car tax renewal reminder, and I can’t find the V5. A trip to the bloody post office then today to listen to someone complain about their missing parcels whilst I fill in forms.Muckaways next unreasonable annoyance - Why are post offices closed on a Sunday
Witneys’ main one isn’t as it’s in WHSmith.
So it’s going to be that fact a cashier asks if you want an overpriced piece of chocolate with every transaction (or have we had that already)
Well they didn’t and if I do buy anything in there I use the self service tills and hope I’m upsetting a union official somewhere for taking someones’ job away.
■■■■■■■■■ wagon drivers that park in an obviously frequently used gate way, in front of a keep clear sign.
■■■■■■■■■ wagon drivers that park as above-mentioned, then say they can’t move because they are on a break. Aye ok you fat walloper, I’ll sit on the road with my hazards on while you stuff your lardy face with biscuits.
■■■■■■■■■ wagon drivers who in the above situation seem to be rather surprised when i start fitting a tow strap to my motor.
“What’s that for driiiiive?”
Hmmm think about it fatty…
Also old people who buy a paper then stop right in front of you on the way out of the garage shop to read something, causing you to bump into them.
Leonard nearly got a Costa down the back of his cardigan.
happysack:
[zb] wagon drivers that park in an obviously frequently used gate way, in front of a keep clear sign.[zb] wagon drivers that park as above-mentioned, then say they can’t move because they are on a break. Aye ok you fat walloper, I’ll sit on the road with my hazards on while you stuff your lardy face with biscuits.
[zb] wagon drivers who in the above situation seem to be rather surprised when i start fitting a tow strap to my motor.
“What’s that for driiiiive?”Hmmm think about it fatty…
Bad day in the office Happysack? 
the maoster:
happysack:
[zb] wagon drivers that park in an obviously frequently used gate way, in front of a keep clear sign.[zb] wagon drivers that park as above-mentioned, then say they can’t move because they are on a break. Aye ok you fat walloper, I’ll sit on the road with my hazards on while you stuff your lardy face with biscuits.
[zb] wagon drivers who in the above situation seem to be rather surprised when i start fitting a tow strap to my motor.
“What’s that for driiiiive?”Hmmm think about it fatty…
Bad day in the office Happysack?
No. Fantastic. He made my day so special. In fact i wanted to embrace him.
Embrace or wheelbrace?
the maoster:
Embrace or wheelbrace?
Oh embrace. I’m a lover not a fighter.
happysack:
Oh embrace. I’m a lover not a fighter.
Yeah, you’ve admitted you’re a soft Southern ■■■■! 
Why is it I spend all week in a slow lumbering truck getting overtaken and left for dead at every junction and roundabout. But come the weekend and I’m in my car looking to get my toe down, I’d stuck behind every pensioner on the road driving like Miss Daisy, and held up by every possible traffic light and junction by every conceivable moron on the road?
Evil8Beezle:
happysack:
Oh embrace. I’m a lover not a fighter.Yeah, you’ve admitted you’re a soft Southern ■■■■!
Why is it I spend all week in a slow lumbering truck getting overtaken and left for dead at every junction and roundabout. But come the weekend and I’m in my car looking to get my toe down, I’d stuck behind every pensioner on the road driving like Miss Daisy, and held up by every possible traffic light and junction by every conceivable moron on the road?
Because you are a ■■■■ [emoji6]