Insurance tv adverts that use cute animals or a cartoon character to sell a product aimed for adults not children .
It works, as these firms know we will buy their insurance if a seagull or meerkat has endorsed it .
Or a dog with a wobbly head .
Loan interest rates with ridiculously high interest rates that are advertised on tv.
Ask yourself if you were stopped by a businessman from Nigeria , in the high street , who said sign here 1000 % interest rate .
Would you accept it .But a tv advert ?
toby1234abc:
Insurance tv adverts that use cute animals or a cartoon character to sell a product aimed for adults not children .
It works, as these firms know we will buy their insurance if a seagull or meerkat has endorsed it .
Or a dog with a wobbly head .
Loan interest rates with ridiculously high interest rates that are advertised on tv.
Ask yourself if you were stopped by a businessman from Nigeria , in the high street , who said sign here 1000 % interest rate .
Would you accept it .But a tv advert ?
Like that stupid Flash advert with the singing dogs or the Haribo advert where all the adults talk like babies.
Do not get me started on the annoying tv advert with the fat bloke dancing in his hi viz and the other bloke wearing women`s shoes , and has a large bottom which a surgeon has made bigger , what a terrible advert just to sell insurance .
And that Go Compare opera singer should take a leap off Beachy Head .
Sophie Ellis Baxter , that face is annoying, that reminds me, I have to buy some new dinner plates, her Mum presented Blue Peter.
Christmas cheap tat off a container from the Far East already in the shops and warehouses .
Give it a few more months, then the Easter eggs roll in .
Rubbish tv at Christmas, bound to be The wizard of Oz, Carry on camping, or Bridget Jones in her granny knickers .
Call me The Grinch.
The Grinch is green, does that make me a driver for the big firm from up North in ■■■■■■■ ?
For a good laugh, check out the prank call to said firm.
Hector Brocklebank calls Ed to complain about one of his best drivers letting his tyres down in the services .
The description of the driver to the secretary is hilarious .
People who can’t work out which card to pay with at the checkout, and then faff even more by then deciding to pay cash!
You’ve spent 5 bloody minutes queuing, why couldn’t you have worked it out in that time?
People who use those little gay keyring tokens for their trolley!
So rather than just bunging them the quid, you have to wait for them to put their trolley back before you can then have it.
Can’t you carry a quid around in your car ashtray or virgina?
Evil8Beezle:
People who can’t work out which card to pay with at the checkout, and then faff even more by then deciding to pay cash!
You’ve spent 5 bloody minutes queuing, why couldn’t you have worked it out in that time?
People who use those little gay keyring tokens for their trolley!
So rather than just bunging them the quid, you have to wait for them to put their trolley back before you can then have it.
Can’t you carry a quid around in your car ashtray or virgina?
Did that mega driving God not one drive for ■■■■■■?
European service stations have attended fuel pumps, you pull in and say 1000 litres, have a wee, grab a coffee .
The garage will have long hoses to fill both tanks either side .
Long reach brushes attached to a water pipe to clean the windscreen, and windows to get off the dried insects .
A plastic drum of cleaning fluid so you can give the cab a quick wash and clean .
What do you get in the U.K., naff all .
Range Rovers with “Overfinch” badges on. It means a Range Rover pointlessly tarted up to the point where it’s no longer able to do what RR were originally designed for. Expect to see one parked in disabled/loading bays and parent and child spaces. May also pull out infront of you out of pure ignorance rather than not seeing you.
Evil8Beezle:
People who can’t work out which card to pay with at the checkout, and then faff even more by then deciding to pay cash!
You’ve spent 5 bloody minutes queuing, why couldn’t you have worked it out in that time?
People who use those little gay keyring tokens for their trolley!
So rather than just bunging them the quid, you have to wait for them to put their trolley back before you can then have it.
Can’t you carry a quid around in your car ashtray or virgina?
Did that mega driving God not one drive for ■■■■■■?
That Bloody soft Scottish accented girly girl, who does the weather on Pish Evans in the mornings.
Sounds like it’s talking to to a load of 6 year olds in Romper Room waiting for their Plastic Beaker of Milk.
Work toilets with timers on the lights. Just settled down to do ones business and catch up on Trucknet (as you do) and the poxy lights have turned off as I’ve been here longer than planned.
Now I’ve got to wipe and dress in the dark unless I wait for someone else to come in and set the motion sensor off.
