Agree about prom footage Tobes. I have to admit that I do look at any cleavage before ignoring the reports however. 
Tv adverts in the UK ,when they are advertising a new film release for the cinema, oh why oh why , do they use an American man speaking in a deep threatening voice and says it is the best film ever, so you go to see it, and it was rubbish.
Why the deep voice American man , ridiculous voice , go home Yankee Doodle ?
The A 34 should be a motorway from the M40 all the way to Southampton and Portsmouth to join the M27, the A34 is not fit for purpose and is a dangerous road.
There is agricultural and slow moving vehicles on the A34 , in the line of fire of cars doing 100 mph to 120 mph , the exit and entrance slip roads to join it are dangerous, if you heavy joining from the A303 heading Eastbound , to go North on the A34 , that is an accident waiting to happen .
The BIG problem is THIS THREAD! Its meant to be UNreasonable annoyances after all. All I can see is a thread of perfectly reasonable complaints, made by typically well balanced forum members. Now, that is a legitimate grievance isnt it?
Maybe I should just delete this…too reasonable…five h one T
Picking me eldest lad and girlfriend up when they want a lift.
Then calling them to say we are on the way. This gives em 10 minutes to be ready on their doorstep awaiting the requested pre-booked collection.
Oh no not my lot they wait for me to be outside their house engine running before pulling their fingers out of each other and deciding it’s time to make exit plans.
Then the wife tells me off for asking them and I quote “have you pair been shagging”.
toby1234abc:
if you heavy joining from the A303 heading Eastbound , to go North on the A34 , that is an accident waiting to happen.
Scary enough in a car!
Seagulls that pick out the litter from bins in the Lgv parking at Msa,s and it looks like we have chucked the litter all over the place but blame the flying rats .
When a comedians’ new dvd is advertised on tv, and all they show is the comedian pulling faces, making indistinguishable noises and shots of the audience laughing. Not one joke broadcast.
Buskers that play loud backing music to hide the fact that they only play one piece of music themselves. That steel band in Stratford on Avon, and fake Red Indians playing pan pipes are the worst.
EE adverts, particularly the ones with Rio Ferdinand and the latest with Britney Spears.
Although Britney looks pretty good.
Muckaway:
EE adverts, particularly the ones with Rio Ferdinand and the latest with Britney Spears.
Although Britney looks pretty good.
If you like slappers.
Oxford narrow boat dwellers; Everybody else on the waterways seems to take pride in their boat and surroundings, but not in Oxford. Drunk and drugged up down and outs whos’ ambition in life is to get in the Oxford Mail for being found face down in the Thames under a bridge.
Getting beaten in the race to the cashpoint then waiting patiently as they fumble for their card, bugger up their pin entry, proceed to check their balance, top up their phone then withdraw 40 quid and stand there counting it.
Whilst at the same time calculating what the safe polite distance is to stand behind them in case they feel putoff and worried I’m trying to look over their shoulder.
Mates who lick my earlobe whilst I’m withdrawing cash from the hole in the wall. I have a weird group of chums.
The same mates who shout “what you mincing for”, whilst I’m trying to walk normally through customs smuggling £10’s worth of pot up me jacksey after a weekend stag do in Amsterdam.
Those pointless lists of things to do before you die…
…Why is “call for help” never amongst them?
Muckers, the things to do before dying is a bucket list .
My bucket list is to read all of Carryfast posts and make sense of them , of what he Googled off Tinterweb .
To ban tv adverts that say " Sale must end Monday " , for furniture shops selling tat off a deep sea container from Taiwan on a bank
Holiday weekend .
All non injuries road accidents to have damaged vehicles to be pushed in to the hard shoulder by 4x4 vehicles with bull bars They do this in Europe.
In the UK a few bumpers are torn off in a minor collision.
The result is a 12 mile jam with gantry signs saying long delays .
The Paralympics!
Well done, your disability within that category is slightly less than the other competitors, have a gold medal! 
Evil8Beezle:
The Paralympics!Well done, your disability within that category is slightly less than the other competitors, have a gold medal!
What are your thoughts on the Special Olympics, EB? What if someone runs the wrong way around the track? Do they win, get disqualified or what?
Muckaway:
Evil8Beezle:
The Paralympics!Well done, your disability within that category is slightly less than the other competitors, have a gold medal!
What are your thoughts on the Special Olympics, EB? What if someone runs the wrong way around the track? Do they win, get disqualified or what?
None of the above. They’re snapped up by the first agency.
Muckaway:
Evil8Beezle:
The Paralympics!Well done, your disability within that category is slightly less than the other competitors, have a gold medal!
What are your thoughts on the Special Olympics, EB? What if someone runs the wrong way around the track? Do they win, get disqualified or what?
I’ll go with Peter’s answer, quality! 
It would be a lot more entertaining though, and perhaps they should have some sort of Joey award for the best fails.
Now that I’d want to watch! 
EB, you’re in luck…
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King quality
Muckaway:
EB, you’re in luck…
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If only she could have put her hands out in front of her to break the fall.
Muckaway:
EB, you’re in luck…
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There’s something wrong with you, keep it up! 