Constant Sat nav threads
Dipper_Dave:
The female species, they enjoy ■■■ a lot more than we do yet when I want it and the wife doesn’t I have no chance, but ohh when she wants it and I don’t I’m easily forced into it.Also women who scream ‘I’m coming, I’m coming,’ during coitus then stop talking. I’m confused now as I have no way of knowing if I’ve hit the spot and can disengage to give my tongue and chin a rest. Would a confirmatory ‘I’ve ■■■’ be to much to ask.
Having ■■■ on a £9.50 Sun holiday when sharing a caravan with family and friends and the wife says OK but be quiet. She then proceeds to make more noise than I do.
Getting revenge on the wife when having a night out by taking her into 10 different pubs before returning to the first one for a drink.
" but ohh when she wants it and I don’t I’m easily forced into it". come off it Dipper, does this really ever happen??, 
Roymondo:
I’m still at a loss to understand why virtually any social activity simply has to involve stuffing their faces with junk food or snacks? Going to the shops with the kids? They have to stuff their faces with crisps, chocolate etc as they arrive at the supermarket and then all the way around. Kids going out to play with their friends for an hour? They have to have a bag of crisps to keep them sustained until teatime. Adults doing the weekly grocery shop? They have to have a frothy coffee and/or a Greggs roll in one hand while they browse the aisles. Spending a couple of hours looking round some stately home or tourist attraction? They have to stuff their faces and swig on bottles or cans of pop. What is it with this continuous bloody snacking? No wonder there’s an obesity epidemic.There, I feel much better for that…
Good, now have a Cappuccino and a Muffin as reward for your efforts!
Trucknet telling me what mobile device each poster used to make a post using the ■■■■■■■■■■■ app…
F-reds:
Trucknet telling me what mobile device each poster used to make a post using the [zb] app…
That’s down to the poster to change the settings. Took me a few posts to realise that it was doing it but stopped it now.
m1cks:
F-reds:
Trucknet telling me what mobile device each poster used to make a post using the [zb] app…That’s down to the poster to change the settings. Took me a few posts to realise that it was doing it but stopped it now.
In that case I’ll amend that to any ■■■■ whose settings allow me to see what mobile device they are using to make their posts… 
Seriously pointless feature I’m thinking!
It’s not a feature (of Trucknet) - It’s a feature of Tapatalk (the mobile App). It’s designed to encourage users (of the App) to cough up a couple of quid and pay for the software they use, thus removing the annoying tags.
Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk
Can be switched off in main Tapatalk settings I think.
Click on the Me icon then settings, signature etc etc etc
Sent from my HTC wetwipe using xhamster
Dipper_Dave:
Can be switched off in main Tapatalk settings I think.
Click on the Me icon then settings, signature etc etc etcSent from my HTC wetwipe using xhamster
Lol @ xhampster
Charities targetting my kids in the street in a vain attempt to extort money from me. In the last few weeks we’ve had people try to get their attention with…
Wildlife something or other by offering them the chance to have a photo with an owl.
Guide dogs with the “want to see a nice puppy?” I thought perverts said that?
Air ambulance guy saying "would you like a sticker and your mum and dad…
If people want to raise money, all well and good but I don’t like tin rattling or any other kind of fund raising in my face and I take greater offence when you try to use my kids (who are 5 and 1 ffs). 
Single supplements for holidays, they can cost hundreds of pounds, I was born alone and will die alone, the hotel will allocate the broom cupboard for a bedroom with a bricked up window by a noisy air vent .
Check out times at hotels at about midday, that is pants if you have a 3 am flight, but you can pay extra to store the luggage for when the airport transfer coach picks you at midnight .
Dipper_Dave:
Can be switched off in main Tapatalk settings I think.
Click on the Me icon then settings, signature etc etc etcSent from my HTC wetwipe using xhamster
Oh - so it can! I must have been thinking of another similar online forum reader App.
Sent using smoke and mirrors
Roymondo:
Dipper_Dave:
Can be switched off in main Tapatalk settings I think.
Click on the Me icon then settings, signature etc etc etcSent from my HTC wetwipe using xhamster
Oh - so it can! I must have been thinking of another similar online forum reader App.
Sent using smoke and mirrors
I only found it by luck as I was bored while me money shot was buffering.
Why is it always when you try and fast forward past the ■■■■■■■■■■ part to a good bit (about halfway normally) does me internet freeze.
Sent from inside a 7.5t weight limit using a ■■■■■■■ out of date mapbook.
I think you might need a better mobile Internet service.
Sent from a sleeper pod atop a BG registered Sprinter parked just outside Crewe.
When a customer rings me and says “can we have another load like what we had last week?”
The problems are
- I didn’t deliver anything to them “last week.”
- They wont accept I haven’t a clue what they’re on about.
Customers who ask how much our 8w carries. It says "19000"on the ticket so take a wild guess. I’m sure I could write 25t on some tickets and people would be none the wiser.
Muckaway:
When a customer rings me and says “can we have another load like what we had last week?”
Oh you know, that stoney lumpy stuff, a bit pink in colour, you put it in the ground!
Full page begging for money stories in the local paper .
Kid wants a wheelchair that costs £ 3500 .
Mum with rare disease wants £ 30,000 to adapt house as Government won’t pay for it.
Kid needs specialist treatment in the USA.
Boxer can’t box anymore, wants £ 13,000.
toby1234abc:
Full page begging for money stories in the local paper .
Kid wants a wheelchair that costs £ 3500 .
Mum with rare disease wants £ 30,000 to adapt house as Government won’t pay for it.
Kid needs specialist treatment in the USA.
Boxer can’t box anymore, wants £ 13,000.
For every gulliable taken in, I’d say three people are put off.
toby1234abc:
I was born alone and will die alone
You sure about that? I know it was a while ago now, but surely your Mum was there throughout the whole process?
Roymondo:
toby1234abc:
I was born alone and will die aloneYou sure about that? I know it was a while ago now, but surely your Mum was there throughout the whole process?