Gantry signs saying “Check your fuel level”
What is the world coming to? 
When there is a queue of people waiting to order a beer in the pub, you have made eye contact with the staff, then somebody walks in after you, and they serve them first.
Restaurant staff that come over to the table five times to ask if everything is ok.
Feeling sea sick on a ferry when the sea is calm.
The passengers on planes that brag how cheap their flight or holiday is when you have paid more .
British tourists that have to ask other Brits which hotel you are in and which holiday firm .
Dirty swimming pools that are never cleaned and there is debris floating and a film of muck on the surface, days later you get a sore throat .
Young people on their first holiday without mum and dad who can’t handle the drink and puke in the steets and urinate in public .
Evil8Beezle:
Gantry signs saying “Check your fuel level”What is the world coming to?
That’s a message for Dozy not you 
Listening to interviews where something/one is being questioned regarding failures of some description and the old favourite go to saying comes out "lessons will be learned "
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Evil8Beezle:
Gantry signs saying “Check your fuel level”What is the world coming to?
Yea & every time you see one, you check [emoji12]
People who manage to break down/run out of fuel in a traffic jam, leading to the inevitable “stranded vehicle” matrices’
F-reds:
People who manage to break down/run out of fuel in a traffic jam, leading to the inevitable “stranded vehicle” matrices’
Like those god awful VW Hippy-shifters. 
The government, 
Boy bands
Simon Cowell
Men who wear socks with sandals 
Cyclists who wear lycra
Sales people , who ask “May I ask you a question?” My reply to them is “You already have” that throws them
Double glazing firms who phone you to try and sell you double glazing, though you’ve told them time and time again that your house is a housing association property. (registered phone no with TPS)
Street Bible bashers , if I wanted to convert , don’t you think I’d go along to a church!!!
F-reds:
People who manage to break down/run out of fuel in a traffic jam, leading to the inevitable “stranded vehicle” matrices’
If only there was some sort of method in place to ask people to check their fuel…
The-Snowman:
F-reds:
People who manage to break down/run out of fuel in a traffic jam, leading to the inevitable “stranded vehicle” matrices’If only there was some sort of method in place to ask people to check their fuel…
Who’s a ■■■■■ funt then? 
Evil8Beezle:
The-Snowman:
F-reds:
People who manage to break down/run out of fuel in a traffic jam, leading to the inevitable “stranded vehicle” matrices’If only there was some sort of method in place to ask people to check their fuel…
Who’s a ■■■■■ funt then?
Sorry mate, couldnt resist!
Photos of so called famous people that have no talent or skill but the media insist on printing photos of them sunbathing on a beach in an exotic country in winter time .
They write about their past and present partners as if we really want to know about their private lives, no I do not, who cares .
Endless and multiple enquiries involving a Lord or a Sir, to investigate wrong doing of an individual or a firm or members of Government, the end result is a waste of time but money is made appointing these so called experts and witness statements taken.
The UK can send billions abroad for charity but cant or refuse to sort out our own problems in the UK.
Every town and city should have a ring road or bypass, look at Salisbury, what a stupid traffic system, queues and queues .
Why no ring road for the Western side of Bristol, that Mayor who wears red trousers, who wears red trousers, Rupert the chuffing bear ?
Rude and arrogant lorry drivers who should not drive a wheel barrow ,let alone a 44 ton artic who don’t know the rules of joining a motorway, using indicators does not mean you have right of way on the slip road you dumb Muppets .
Funny how a police car and a fire engine did not flash me in while I over took them.
Only lorry drivers throw their toys out of the pram on being flashed in or not being flashed in, grow a pair, if you do not know the length of your trailer, post your license to Sarah or Beverly Bell, they will quite happily put it in the shredder free of charge.
What do you think those big mirrors are for , applying your make up ?
The-Snowman:
Evil8Beezle:
The-Snowman:
F-reds:
People who manage to break down/run out of fuel in a traffic jam, leading to the inevitable “stranded vehicle” matrices’If only there was some sort of method in place to ask people to check their fuel…
Who’s a ■■■■■ funt then?
Sorry mate, couldnt resist!
Can’t control your urge’s eh?
Stupid and pointless wooden signs with annoying catchphrases that are sold at Msa,s ,Tourist information shops and National Trust outlets, wtf is all that about, £30 off a shipping container from Taiwan that cost a pound to make and export to gullible idiots with too much money to spend on crap .
Men who wear socks with sandals
I was getting worried,thought I had’nt annoyed anybody today.Result. 
Agree with the rest though.
when you catch up behind a vehicle on a snowy /windy day and its only doing 40kph why is it always a top o the range 4x4 …people that are flying along on a gravel rd coming towards you hogging the crown o the road don’t slow down and shower you with gravel are always natives ggggrrrrr. also people who sit quarter a mile behind you on the gravel with every light on full beam ,on the same note the swampdonkeys that run the gravel with the hookup /reverse lights on YOU AINT ON ICE ROAD TRUCKERS ffs. rural Manitoba at its best
The rolling eye simile after someone has posted a sarcastic reply to spmething you posted and you and you can’t for the life of you work out
A - what the ■■■■ they’re on about
B - what it has to do with them
C - There is no C because B is so relevent
The-Snowman:
The rolling eye simile after someone has posted a sarcastic reply to spmething you posted and you and you can’t for the life of you work out
A - what the [zb] they’re on about
B - what it has to do with them
C - There is no C because B is so relevent
People who quote you, and only then do you see the spelling and typing mistakes you made! 
Evil8Beezle:
The-Snowman:
The rolling eye simile after someone has posted a sarcastic reply to spmething you posted and you and you can’t for the life of you work out
A - what the [zb] they’re on about
B - what it has to do with them
C - There is no C because B is so releventPeople who quote you, and only then do you see the spelling and typing mistakes you made!
Evil8Beezle:
The-Snowman:
The rolling eye simile after someone has posted a sarcastic reply to spmething you posted and you and you can’t for the life of you work out
A - what the [zb] they’re on about
B - what it has to do with them
C - There is no C because B is so releventPeople who quote you, and only then do you see the spelling and typing mistakes you made!
DAMMIT 
+1 though