James Corden
I advertised a car for sale recently,
Now I put on a price in pounds sterling,
I keep getting people ringing up & texting ‘How much will I take for cash?’
Now is it me?, is there some other form of Cash I don’t know about?
Do they usually deal in sheep or beans or something?
One today said - ‘I can come with Cash on Monday’
‘Ok’ said I, ‘come when you like, I only want cash anyway’
Duhhh!!
All tv broadcasters that decide what we can and can not see on tv, i can make my own mind up what will offend me or causes distress by watching footage of an atrocity, injury and scenes of death and carnage.
They can not decide for me, by all means, show a warning for young and sensitive viewers so they can turn off the tv, but otherwise show what actually happened, all this wrapping up in cotton PC drives me mad , they are the thought police from George Orwell and his book 1984 which has come true in modern life, with the snoopers charter, where the authorities can see your phone and email records.
If you saw Will Smith and Gene Hackman in the brilliant film The enemy of the state, that film was way ahead of its time, with satalites watching your movements from space .
The famous racial speech by Enoch Powell was shunned upon when he spoke about his opinions, but what he said became true with mass immigration .
Traffic lights that are badly timed, one goes green, the next one red, the next one green off a major roundabout, and the timing sequence is still live at 3 am when there is no traffic, you sit there like a muppet on your own for ages .
Everyday there is always an accident at the same places, they are M5,M 4 junction 19, Bristol , and M6 Junctions 14, 15, and 16, something needs to looked at there.
And the M25 for the M1, the same troubles .
Posts on trucknet that start with the word “so”
happysack:
Posts on trucknet that start with the word “so”
So,
there I was delivering to another RDC, blahdee blahdee blah ! [emoji12][emoji106]
Tourist places that ban you taking your own food in due to nut allergies, but are quite happy to sell snickers and biscuits.
“This report (about a major accident) contains flashing images.” Epileptics aren’t retards, I’m sure they can assume that on their own.
Bruce Forsythe out living so many more entertaining celebrities.
Pan pipe music.
Whale song music…
…and other similar tosh often played in dentists waiting rooms.
Local radio and businesses constantly bigging up Oxford United*. It was even worse what with them being in the completely worthless Johnstones Paint Trophy final today…Which they lost after all the hype. 
BBC Oxfords’ boring sports reports. Who cares about some village cricket team playing in the second round of the twenty twenty yokel cup competition against some village in Somerset?
Muckaway:
Who cares about some village cricket team playing in the second round of the twenty twenty yokel cup competition against some village in Somerset?
Oooooooooooooooo, I forgot that was on. What was the score?
The-Snowman:
Muckaway:
Who cares about some village cricket team playing in the second round of the twenty twenty yokel cup competition against some village in Somerset?Oooooooooooooooo, I forgot that was on. What was the score?
Nil all draw.
Lewis Hamilton not being able to drop the clutch and make a clean getaway. Seriously dude my wife pulls me off quicker than that.
Get down to wolves (other towns are available) and get some practice in.
When they quote that something happened ‘at almost exactly the same time’
WTF - is was exactly the same time or it wasn’t
Fat birds in leggings look like badly filled piping bags eeewww not nice (usually seen with prams ■■■ in hand and on the phone “what u mean I got me dole stopped?”.
1 thing that really gets my goat is when you see parents stopped somewhere stupid holding their brat up to have a ■■■■ in full view of everyone,why in hell do every time have to feel the need to hold em up for a ■■■■ why? Are they incapable of standing up or going the toilet by themselves,always looks like parents are emptying a bottle.
AND parents who think its ok to let their lazy brats sit in a shopping trolley? Make them walk your letting your smelly brat sit where other people have to put their food makes me mad that 1
And been a good day today it’s Friday lol.
That Barclay’s mortgage ad where apparently you can pay it off “quicka”.
This little tart’s annoyed me today.
m.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/14404613 … he_county/
Get’s pregnant at 15 and has two kids by the age of 17 and is whinging she can’t get a council house in Oxford.
Should’ve kept your ■■■■■■■ knickers on love, you might’ve saved enough money to rent somewhere.
Peter Tatchell.
Muckaway:
This little tart’s annoyed me today.
m.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/14404613 … he_county/
Get’s pregnant at 15 and has two kids by the age of 17 and is whinging she can’t get a council house in Oxford.
Should’ve kept your [zb] knickers on love, you might’ve saved enough money to rent somewhere.
But her mates told her that all you need to do to get a council house is get …
Evil8Beezle:
Muckaway:
This little tart’s annoyed me today.
m.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/14404613 … he_county/
Get’s pregnant at 15 and has two kids by the age of 17 and is whinging she can’t get a council house in Oxford.
Should’ve kept your [zb] knickers on love, you might’ve saved enough money to rent somewhere.But her mates told her that all you need to do to get a council house is get …
Someone my Mrs works with has proudly announced via Facebook that her daughter is pregnant. At 16. Now I might sound victorian here, but my parents would be shamed into silence if that’d been my sister up the duff at that age.
Munchkin:
That Barclay’s mortgage ad where apparently you can pay it off “quicka”.
That’s the best way to pay a mortgage off, saves money, even better if you use credit cards (cleverly) to offset it, basically interest free [emoji6]
Note, the Credit Card Trick/Stoozing, look up Money Saving Expert (Martin Lewis)
moneysavingexpert.com/credit … edit-cards
That’s the best way to pay a mortgage off, saves money,
No problem with the concept or execution of speedily paying off a mortgage Martin.
It’s the tone of her bloody voice saying " quicka" rather than quicker that bugs me.
It’s a bank ad after all not a pound shop ad!