Toothpaste adverts like Sensodyne ProSummit or other.
Fake dentists, made up science part and stupid bimbo totally in awe of paying over the odds for something found in a poundshop.
People who wear sunglasses indoors. You dont look cool, you look like a tube
Anyone who thinks its ok to play music through their tinny phone speakers at full volume on a bus. No-one else wants to hear your happy ■■■■■■■■ crap
Parents who think its acceptable to take a double pushchair into a tiny corner shop and then leave it blocking the aisle.
Corner shops who buy a multipack of sweets, split them up and sell the individual (and smaller than normal size) items for full price.
The fact the above isnt illegal
People who moan about being charged extra to go on holiday during the school holidays. Rather than moan about having to pay it, dont pay it. It costs the same to operate an aircraft in July as it does in March so if you dont pay the scandalous price ramp then the price will fall when the airlines feel it in the pocket. If you keep paying, they’ll keep charging.
Road users who dont indicate on roundabouts
Neds and chavs who think they are super hard in a group of 10 swigging cider and swearing, spitting and shouting at 3 in the morning
People who park their car straddling the white line of two parking bays.
People who use blue badges as a licence to park badly.
Blue badges given out for silly reasons like the woman who got one because her son had ADHD. WTF, does that stop him walking?
Parents who try and find a medical condition to excuse their childs’ bad behaviour. “Sorry that my son smashed your window. He has ADHD, autism etc.”
Sinks alongside urinals, I now have to pretend im not looking at another chaps todger whilst rubbing me hands together.
Fast walking families who overtake me on the way to the Macdonalds counter then only just realise its at this point they need to deceide what to have. In future to save time, blokes always have a bigmac / quarter pounder, women go for chicken burger thing and kids have nuggets.
Women who after ive shot my bolt deceide they want more stimulation, I now have to pretend im still in the mood whilst going limp.
Birds who know I will slow down for them and leave it to the last minute to fly off.
Drivers who slow down for birds.
People who wear sunglasses indoors.
Repeating the same unreasonable annoyance as someone else on an unreasonable annoyance thread.
Petrol station cashiers who ask “any mileage?” you give them the mileage and they just type random ■■■■■■■■ on there because they weren’t listening.
Garage service counters that also have coffee outlets so you have to wait for someone to have a latte made with all the other ■■■■■■■■ when all you want to do is hand your card in.
Oh yes handing in a fuel card to be “checked” when all they do is look at it (how do they know you’re not on the stop list?
Cheap vibrating ■■■■ rings from vending machines: By the time ive put the condom and ■■■■ ring on me little chap looks like hes going to a fancy dress party. Bloody things do nothing for me either…
Dicks who drive with their Fog Lights On, had 2 today, on the A1 up north, one was a newish car & the other was a White Van that looked like its rear lights weren’t working (hard to see through the Glaring Fog Lights) no fog, where are the Bloody Fuzz when you need 'em ? & while I’m at it- people with one headlight out or badly adjusted lights, one pointing down & one up to the sky.
It’s only going to get worse with the nights drawing in now.
Our sad neighbours who have a recycling box for every type of waste, all labelled and nicely arranged. Why wash and sort the stuff? They pay “recycling operatives” to do that.
Anyone else think that muckaway isn’t actually a miserable git, but is actually secretly super happy. A bit like kids tv Mr tumble perhaps?
Surely is time he cheered us all up a with a picture of his Mrs!
Cooking programmes and tele chefs 
,oh and noel edmunds is still very annoying 
Seth lad , I presume you mean cooking programmes and chefs , excluding Nigella 
Mikey D:
Seth lad , I presume you mean cooking programmes and chefs , excluding Nigella
Oh yea,i forgot about nigella 
seth 70:
Mikey D:
Seth lad , I presume you mean cooking programmes and chefs , excluding NigellaOh yea,i forgot about nigella
Thought you’d be more of a Fanny Craddock man Seth. 
robroy:
seth 70:
Mikey D:
Seth lad , I presume you mean cooking programmes and chefs , excluding NigellaOh yea,i forgot about nigella
Thought you’d be more of a Fanny Craddock man Seth.
It sounds like a made up name dunnit
People who press the button at a traffic lights, then cross when there is a gap in traffic, leaving the lights to turn red on an empty crossing.
Drivers should be allowed to run these people over, please note, I did not say kill as punishment. Unless they are children messing around. They should be reported to the relevant authorities for Electro-Shock reconditioning and Sterilisation.
Thank you
Those daft joggers who give you evils for making them stop and wait for you to drive past (they carry on jogging on the spot ).
Lollipop ladies (haven’t seen a bloke do it around here) who stop traffic for adults to cross without any kids with them.
Them lollipop twonks do that here as well. Me and a mate were just having a moan about the other day. And another thing. Why tf did one stop me to let a bunch of kids cross the road when I was in the only sodding car for about 100 miles. Felt like getting out and hiding his lollipop for him where the sun don’t shine 
Can openers
You pull
You twist
You turn
Your wrists ache
And you spill what’s inside.
■■■■■ behind you with their main beam on
Cheryl Cole Fernando-Vajazzle on X-Factor, someone please give that woman pie & chips.
X-Factor (apart from Rita Ora)
Chromecasts that struggle to play dodgy mkv files, cinavia protection on the ps3 (just for the geeks).
Trying to hold in a juicy post coitus ■■■■
Women who want a cuddle after coitus