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“We’ve got a new site for next year, which is the massive Lincolnshire Showground and we’ve got more room there.”
I was at Peterborough yesterday (don’t start you lot!) it was absolutely rammed full, it must be a massive money maker for the showground itself so I’m at a loss as to why they’d let it go without a fight.
the maoster:
I was at Peterborough yesterday (don’t start you lot!)
What…
Is wrong with you?
the maoster:
I was at Peterborough yesterday (don’t start you lot!) it was absolutely rammed full, it must be a massive money maker for the showground itself so I’m at a loss as to why they’d let it go without a fight.
Apparently sold for housing
Gets my vote. Might even go and see what all the fuss is about.
yourhavingalarf:
the maoster:
I was at Peterborough yesterday (don’t start you lot!)What…
Is wrong with you?
I wasn’t driving; there are lots of bars, one in particular kept Peroni fantastically. I took two pictures of trucks, there were also apparently some car thingys there and some motorcycles doing stunts.
Incidentally it’s three wees from Peterborough to Sleaford.
the maoster:
yourhavingalarf:
the maoster:
I was at Peterborough yesterday (don’t start you lot!)What…
Is wrong with you?
I wasn’t driving; there are lots of bars, one in particular kept Peroni fantastically. I took two pictures of trucks, there were also apparently some car thingys there and some motorcycles doing stunts.
Incidentally it’s three wees from Peterborough to Sleaford.
If it was 3 wees after consuming lots of Peroni that is one thing, if it is 3 wees with no Peroni being taken!
Definitely NOT a typo Franglais. Three visits to the bushes en route home!
YHAL is only jealous because the steam train that services his village doesn’t go all the way to the city yet.
the maoster:
yourhavingalarf:
the maoster:
I was at Peterborough yesterday (don’t start you lot!)What…
Is wrong with you?
I wasn’t driving; there are lots of bars, one in particular kept Peroni fantastically. I took two pictures of trucks, there were also apparently some car thingys there and some motorcycles doing stunts.
Incidentally it’s three wees from Peterborough to Sleaford.
Maoster at Truckfest ffs ■■.
I’m gonna wait to I actually see you, I’m sure as hell gonna get some milage out of this. 
Did you get that photo opportunity of yourself draped across a V8 Scania wearing your mankini ?
Hope you got a good deal on a two for one bogof Kelsa set btw.
I posed for pictures in front of aforementioned blinged up Scanyar wearing my figure hugging NUFC top but people wouldn’t take a picture on account of never being able to unsee the image.
Not sure if it was my prominent love handles or as I suspect the NUFC top that they couldn’t stomach (pun intended) 
the maoster:
I posed for pictures in front of aforementioned blinged up Scanyar wearing my figure hugging NUFC top but people wouldn’t take a picture on account of never being able to unsee the image.Not sure if it was my prominent love handles or as I suspect the NUFC top that they couldn’t stomach (pun intended)
Oooh cutting. 
If I hadn’t have been washing my hair yesterday I would have rocked up with you… not wearing my Toon top though, more of a hooded parka and a mask in case I was recognised , or better still.a burkah …Truckfest indeed…the shame.
the maoster:
Definitely NOT a typo Franglais. Three visits to the bushes en route home!YHAL is only jealous because the steam train that services his village doesn’t go all the way to the city yet.
If he say’s…
3 he probably means 4 cos, I know he struggles with basic maths and putting his shoes on.
I might…might… go to Lincoln next year.
Might see you there then.
A word of warning though, what you may fear as fire in the sky is actually what we refer to as electric illumination . Also they don’t roll the footpaths up at night in the city!
You have been warned.
the maoster:
I was at Peterborough yesterday (don’t start you lot!) it was absolutely rammed full, it must be a massive money maker for the showground itself so I’m at a loss as to why they’d let it go without a fight.
My good lady has asked me to take her to Truckfest when it’s at Knutsford as she’s intrigued, can I fake death as a valid excuse or would that be frowned upon
the maoster:
I posed for pictures in front of aforementioned blinged up Scanyar wearing my figure hugging NUFC top but people wouldn’t take a picture on account of never being able to unsee the image.Not sure if it was my prominent love handles or as I suspect the NUFC top that they couldn’t stomach (pun intended)
He only went to swoon over Trucker Tim
I hadn’t realised that truckfest was going on until I joined the A1 at Newark and saw 4 blinged up trucks running bobtail northbound
Franglais:
If it was 3 wees after consuming lots of Peroni that is one thing, if it is 3 wees with no Peroni being taken!
It’s an age thing, it happens to everyone.
That’s why they invented Tenna for men
Fuzrat:
the maoster:
I posed for pictures in front of aforementioned blinged up Scanyar wearing my figure hugging NUFC top but people wouldn’t take a picture on account of never being able to unsee the image.Not sure if it was my prominent love handles or as I suspect the NUFC top that they couldn’t stomach (pun intended)
He only went to swoon over Trucker Tim
Ok… 
I feel so pleased and proud of myself in the fact that I ain’t got a scooby who tf ‘Trucker Tim’ even is. 
And please don’t tell me, …I really do NOT need to know.
robroy:
Fuzrat:
the maoster:
I posed for pictures in front of aforementioned blinged up Scanyar wearing my figure hugging NUFC top but people wouldn’t take a picture on account of never being able to unsee the image.Not sure if it was my prominent love handles or as I suspect the NUFC top that they couldn’t stomach (pun intended)
He only went to swoon over Trucker Tim
Ok…
I feel so pleased and proud of myself in the fact that I ain’t got a scooby who tf ‘Trucker Tim’ even is.
And please don’t tell me, …I really do NOT need to know.
Oh but you do! I’m sure your mate Geoffrey will be along soon to explain everything 
^^^^^^
I’m assuming that he can only be one of those you tuber characters, .many of whom have only done the job for 5 minutes…
What do they call themselves? …‘Supertruckers’ or summat?
And btw…Geoffrey …my ‘mate’?
yup you tube bell end, bought an old V8 scanny, spent a fortune on paint and bling, drove it there with the paint still dripping and won best newcomer working truck or some such award apparently. Despite the gloss blue painted fifth wheel that hadnt seen grease in months, let alone a trailer
Btw I believe they self styled themselves The Road Legends