Truck or lorry driver

Sorry…I forgot to surrender it when I moved onto wagons…in fact I think I last saw it kicking around under the bunk

So now it looks like an old sweet found down the back of the couch :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

Forklift Health and Safety Manual

They actually exist?..Oh yeah, they’re the things we use to prop up the dodgy table in the break room :wink: :grimacing:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Forkie’s humour…you can’t beat it. :wink:

Ps. Keeping the break room table level, and hence the mugs of tea placed upon it upright, are (as you know) vital for the H&S of the next driver who comes in wanting to be tipped…or the next shopfloor bod who wants a pallet fetching down…or the next office wallah who wants to cross the F/Lift aisle alive… :stuck_out_tongue:

that and the fact we’re a bunch of lazy skiving idle sods :wink: :smiley:

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that and the fact we’re a bunch of lazy skiving idle sods :wink: :smiley:

Shhh…trade secret, that. :open_mouth: :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

truck driver every time and then i usually add the international bit on at the end cus we’re a dying breed judging by the numbers of imports on the boats these days but hey thats another topic all together!!!