Obviously not a whiffy Drifty though 
Drift:
Obviously not a whiffy Drifty though
Must come home on a Friday fresh n clean
tango boy:
Drift:
Obviously not a whiffy Drifty thoughMust come home on a Friday fresh n clean
I surprised her last night, came home fresh clean and early, she went to bed… I think I missed a trick 
Drift:
tango boy:
Drift:
Obviously not a whiffy Drifty thoughMust come home on a Friday fresh n clean
I surprised her last night, came home fresh clean and early, she went to bed… I think I missed a trick
Drifty lol 
Drift:
Dipper_Dave:
Don’t forget wetwipes, those soft sweet moist temptresses.3 packs for a week will cover most eventualities and special occasions.
I came home today and found my Mrs bought me these for my layby nights when I can’t get to a shower, honestly, she got a job lot on Amazon
They look great, might try a pack for a place ive had trouble reaching recently.
My beloved has bought me a pack of these, going to be real handy for lathering up.
Had a right journey round google images for this.
loony
Drift.
Are you suggesting that the use of these wipes stops the wife from wanting to have ■■■ with you??
Do me a favour…can I buy the LOT from you?
eagerbeaver:
Drift.Are you suggesting that the use of these wipes stops the wife from wanting to have ■■■ with you??
Do me a favour…can I buy the LOT from you?
I don’t think she needs that excuse,
Though I will get the link for you to order some
Cheers pal. I am running out of excuses.
Ended up sand papering my knob last night in order to fake a rash.
eagerbeaver:
Cheers pal. I am running out of excuses.Ended up sand papering my knob last night in order to fake a rash.
very wrong
You’re telling me!!
I lost track of time whilst doing it, plus I had too coarse a grade. Thing now looks like a red acorn.
It wasn’t the biggest when I started.
Just a little bit to eager on the pretend beaver
You ain’t seen er’ indoors my old mate.
A cross between Deborah Meaden and Predator.
EB just put some lipstick on your todger (ideally a shade thats the same as one of your wifes freinds) and youl not need to worry about reluctant coitus for ages.
Added bonus is that your missus wont talk to you for so long that you will think you’ve gone deaf and relish the awkward atmosphere when your target prey comes round. I find picking the same shade as her mum adds even more spice. Although be carefull not to choose the same shade as your own mum.
As a kindred spirit I suspect like me you pranced round the house in your mums bra and ■■■■■■■ back in the day.
Anyway hows the job situation going, you still with the limpers or looking for full time.
If you fancy a bit of box jockey tramping on low pay for long hours but no planner hassle I may have an opening for you.
[Apologies to the moderators for this post, I have tried to clean it up a little but still reads like im grooming]
Ffs, beer spat out…again
Thanks for taking me under your wing Dave. You are indeed correct regarding my Mum’s underwear. I often flicked through her copy’s of Womens Own, and the joy of Kays catalogue can never be underestimated.
Good advice regarding the wife’s friends lipstick! As regards my current situation, I am on temp to perm for a well known company. Things are going well pal, so well in fact that the fat office girl has offered to let me finger her.
Filled my truck up when I got back last week + ad blue , when I get it after weekly rest 1/2 tank + 80 % ad blue apx 
So this week the day shift have tank on red and 7 % ad - blue ( zb them) , but I’ll be ■■■■■■ off if they don’t use it the w / end
dozy:
Filled my truck up when I got back last week + ad blue , when I get it after weekly rest 1/2 tank + 80 % ad blue apx
So this week the day shift have tank on red and 7 % ad - blue ( zb them) , but I’ll be ■■■■■■ off if they don’t use it the w / end
I like to start the day with a full tank but when I used to cab hop I used to get annoyed when others never returned the favour. In the end I couldn’t beat them so I joined them, and one driver got stuffed when he ran out of adblue and almost out of fuel. His excuse was “you always fill your wagon up.”
dozy:
Filled my truck up when I got back last week + ad blue , when I get it after weekly rest 1/2 tank + 80 % ad blue apx
So this week the day shift have tank on red and 7 % ad - blue ( zb them) , but I’ll be ■■■■■■ off if they don’t use it the w / end
Ok, so next week when you get back don’t fill it up, ie. ■■■■ THEM off,…and if it aint used what’s the problem, as you would have had to fill it anyway as you have said 
It’s what you call ‘Playing them at their own game’ doze mate.
My mate works for your lot. He keeps ‘his’ (for the benefit of a certain few on here, you know who you are, …I mean ‘The Firm’s Truck’ ) truck, that he lives in all week, spotless and correct. He comes back on a Tues am, it is a complete bag of ■■■■ inside, and knocked up to ■■■■ on the outside, does his ■■■■■■ swede in.
I don’t think I could handle living in truck mon-fri, with my geer in it.
Knowing someone in it all weekend ■■■■■■■ n w…g in my pit, for me to get in the next morning. Would do my head in.
Especially if was dirty and banged up.