Muckaway:
At this time of year, customers ask you all sorts! I thought there was a credit crunch or something? Not judging by the number of private deliveries and car+trailer combos going in and out of the pits. Not to mention around 8 or more subbies working for us everyday this past week (and not just 'cos some drivers have poorly wagons and are off for the “wedding”)
Will we have to look out for your motor heading the procession Nathan or will you be bringing up the rear with a shovel,to earn a fortune with a load of um! er! horse droppings?Dennis.
It might get fixed by then, the water pump’s “on order”…Horse droppings no problem; it’ll help push the soil through the screener
Dave the Renegade:
I have noticed a drop in demand for crushed concrete products Nathan.It hasn’t got the load bearing consistency of rock.I would think there will be a lot of subsidence on sites where some of the stuff has been used.
Cheers Dave.
Down to the amount of crap that’s not picked out before it’s crushed; I’ve tipped loads that contain condoms, vibrators, stiffness-inducing literature, gloves even a bible
The c/concrete type1 can’t have any brick etc attached or it’s put with general ■■■■■■■■ of the rubble and gratification variety )
But still, enough about what Dennis dumps in his skip…
Dave the Renegade:
I have noticed a drop in demand for crushed concrete products Nathan.It hasn’t got the load bearing consistency of rock.I would think there will be a lot of subsidence on sites where some of the stuff has been used.
Cheers Dave.
Down to the amount of crap that’s not picked out before it’s crushed; I’ve tipped loads that contain condoms, vibrators, stiffness-inducing literature, gloves even a bible
The c/concrete type1 can’t have any brick etc attached or it’s put with general ■■■■■■■■ of the rubble and gratification variety )
But still, enough about what Dennis dumps in his skip…
Steady on Nathan,the head geezer down my mosque might be on the thread then I’ll have some answering to do next Friday!!! Dennis.
Dave the Renegade:
I have noticed a drop in demand for crushed concrete products Nathan.It hasn’t got the load bearing consistency of rock.I would think there will be a lot of subsidence on sites where some of the stuff has been used.
Cheers Dave.
Down to the amount of crap that’s not picked out before it’s crushed; I’ve tipped loads that contain condoms, vibrators, stiffness-inducing literature, gloves even a bible
The c/concrete type1 can’t have any brick etc attached or it’s put with general ■■■■■■■■ of the rubble and gratification variety )
But still, enough about what Dennis dumps in his skip…
Steady on Nathan,the head geezer down my mosque might be on the thread then I’ll have some answering to do next Friday!!! Dennis.
Dave the Renegade:
They will turf the pair of them out,if they start singing " Crocodile Rock "
Thanks Dave,that was a secret I told you,and Elton and me have been practising for a month!!! Now it will be all over the Sun to-morrow! These platform shoes are killing me! How do you mangage driving your motor with them on Nathan?
Dave the Renegade:
They will turf the pair of them out,if they start singing " Crocodile Rock "
Thanks Dave,that was a secret I told you,and Elton and me have been practising for a month!!! Now it will be all over the Sun to-morrow! These platform shoes are killing me! How do you mangage driving your motor with them on Nathan?
I don’t wear them or anything else for that matter (save ppe) I actually steer the wagon by perusing a copy of razzle and the ensuing state of arousal acts as a “steering knob”.
Dave the Renegade:
They will turf the pair of them out,if they start singing " Crocodile Rock "
Thanks Dave,that was a secret I told you,and Elton and me have been practising for a month!!! Now it will be all over the Sun to-morrow! These platform shoes are killing me! How do you mangage driving your motor with them on Nathan?
I don’t wear them or anything else for that matter (save ppe) I actually steer the wagon by perusing a copy of razzle and the ensuing state of arousal acts as a “steering knob”.
How low down is the steering column inyour motor Nathan?
Dave the Renegade:
They will turf the pair of them out,if they start singing " Crocodile Rock "
Thanks Dave,that was a secret I told you,and Elton and me have been practising for a month!!! Now it will be all over the Sun to-morrow! These platform shoes are killing me! How do you mangage driving your motor with them on Nathan?
I don’t wear them or anything else for that matter (save ppe) I actually steer the wagon by perusing a copy of razzle and the ensuing state of arousal acts as a “steering knob”.
How low down is the steering column inyour motor Nathan?
Bloody high; Remember it’s a Daf Cf cab and if you’re too low down the sunvisors are no good…
Dave the Renegade:
They will turf the pair of them out,if they start singing " Crocodile Rock "
Thanks Dave,that was a secret I told you,and Elton and me have been practising for a month!!! Now it will be all over the Sun to-morrow! These platform shoes are killing me! How do you mangage driving your motor with them on Nathan?
I don’t wear them or anything else for that matter (save ppe) I actually steer the wagon by perusing a copy of razzle and the ensuing state of arousal acts as a “steering knob”.
How low down is the steering column inyour motor Nathan?
Never mind Nathan.Mrs Muckaway will soon allow you back in the sack
Dave the Renegade:
They will turf the pair of them out,if they start singing " Crocodile Rock "
Thanks Dave,that was a secret I told you,and Elton and me have been practising for a month!!! Now it will be all over the Sun to-morrow! These platform shoes are killing me! How do you mangage driving your motor with them on Nathan?
I don’t wear them or anything else for that matter (save ppe) I actually steer the wagon by perusing a copy of razzle and the ensuing state of arousal acts as a “steering knob”.
How low down is the steering column inyour motor Nathan?
Never mind Nathan.Mrs Muckaway will soon allow you back in the sack
El Silencio Zzzzzzzzz! must be on 2 o’clock feed duty!!!
Dave the Renegade:
They will turf the pair of them out,if they start singing " Crocodile Rock "
Thanks Dave,that was a secret I told you,and Elton and me have been practising for a month!!! Now it will be all over the Sun to-morrow! These platform shoes are killing me! How do you mangage driving your motor with them on Nathan?
I don’t wear them or anything else for that matter (save ppe) I actually steer the wagon by perusing a copy of razzle and the ensuing state of arousal acts as a “steering knob”.
How low down is the steering column inyour motor Nathan?
Never mind Nathan.Mrs Muckaway will soon allow you back in the sack
El Silencio Zzzzzzzzz! must be on 2 o’clock feed duty!!!
Probably shaking the bottle on his arm,at this very moment .
Would you live near Bubbenhall? If it was an 05 reg most likely Wayne Dixon from Banbury. I rarely get into Warwickshire (unless I’ve been to Leofric at Mickleton and then I run back toward Long Marston and Shipston back to Duns Tew.) Come to think of it, it could’ve been the artic driver from Stratford (on a old 8w as the artic was in for mot last week). I’ve booked 3 days off at the mo and got 11 (can’t find my bloody invite though)
