My one is, Motorway Services, BP garages do a great offer on a large coffee and an all day breakfast roll for £3.25p, not bad when a coffee inside the services is about £3.
Treat other road users like children.
Radar19:
Treat other road users like children.
+1, although I was told to treat them like idiots off my hgv instructer.
Trampers, paint your food in illuminous paint so other people can spot your turds on the grass verges.
1…Invest in a crystal ball, it’s the only way you’ll ever know where any bugger else is going when approaching a junction or roundabout.
2…Invest in an electronics course, pack in the lorry driving and fix all the failed indicators on cars vans buses and, sadly, lorries.
weeto:
My one is, Motorway Services, BP garages do a great offer on a large coffee and an all day breakfast roll for £3.25p, not bad when a coffee inside the services is about £3.
My top tip is if drivers wish to take up this fine offer, park in the lorry park and walk to the garage. Don’t be an inconsiderate prick and park on the pumps if you have no intention of fuelling up.
weeto:
My one is, Motorway Services, BP garages do a great offer on a large coffee and an all day breakfast roll for £3.25p, not bad when a coffee inside the services is about £3.
That’s the wild bean cafe, make sure you get a card off them, 5 stamps and you get a free coffee!!! 
xfmatt:
weeto:
My one is, Motorway Services, BP garages do a great offer on a large coffee and an all day breakfast roll for £3.25p, not bad when a coffee inside the services is about £3.My top tip is if drivers wish to take up this fine offer, park in the lorry park and walk to the garage. Don’t be an inconsiderate prick and park on the pumps if you have no intention of fuelling up.
Or pull past the pumps 
xfmatt:
weeto:
My one is, Motorway Services, BP garages do a great offer on a large coffee and an all day breakfast roll for £3.25p, not bad when a coffee inside the services is about £3.My top tip is if drivers wish to take up this fine offer, park in the lorry park and walk to the garage. Don’t be an inconsiderate prick and park on the pumps if you have no intention of fuelling up.
+1
tango boy:
xfmatt:
weeto:
My one is, Motorway Services, BP garages do a great offer on a large coffee and an all day breakfast roll for £3.25p, not bad when a coffee inside the services is about £3.My top tip is if drivers wish to take up this fine offer, park in the lorry park and walk to the garage. Don’t be an inconsiderate prick and park on the pumps if you have no intention of fuelling up.
+1
+2
Free Lgv parking at Gloucester services, but you can pay £ 23 and get a meal voucher to spend a fiver, no Anpr cameras in there yet.
Spend the night at The Fox on the A 1, I have heard they have bitter bears, and singing milk.
xfmatt:
weeto:
My one is, Motorway Services, BP garages do a great offer on a large coffee and an all day breakfast roll for £3.25p, not bad when a coffee inside the services is about £3.My top tip is if drivers wish to take up this fine offer, park in the lorry park and walk to the garage. Don’t be an inconsiderate prick and park on the pumps if you have no intention of fuelling up.
I normally put the offenders trailer brake on if they do it while im filling up
The look on their faces, Priceless 
Makes my day!
tango boy:
xfmatt:
weeto:
My one is, Motorway Services, BP garages do a great offer on a large coffee and an all day breakfast roll for £3.25p, not bad when a coffee inside the services is about £3.My top tip is if drivers wish to take up this fine offer, park in the lorry park and walk to the garage. Don’t be an inconsiderate prick and park on the pumps if you have no intention of fuelling up.
I normally put the offenders trailer brake on if they do it while im filling up
The look on their faces, Priceless
Makes my day!
Haha never thought of doing that!! Boils my ■■■■ its just laziness.
xfmatt:
tango boy:
xfmatt:
weeto:
My one is, Motorway Services, BP garages do a great offer on a large coffee and an all day breakfast roll for £3.25p, not bad when a coffee inside the services is about £3.My top tip is if drivers wish to take up this fine offer, park in the lorry park and walk to the garage. Don’t be an inconsiderate prick and park on the pumps if you have no intention of fuelling up.
I normally put the offenders trailer brake on if they do it while im filling up
The look on their faces, Priceless
Makes my day!Haha never thought of doing that!! Boils my ■■■■ its just laziness.
tango boy:
xfmatt:
tango boy:
xfmatt:
weeto:
My one is, Motorway Services, BP garages do a great offer on a large coffee and an all day breakfast roll for £3.25p, not bad when a coffee inside the services is about £3.My top tip is if drivers wish to take up this fine offer, park in the lorry park and walk to the garage. Don’t be an inconsiderate prick and park on the pumps if you have no intention of fuelling up.
I normally put the offenders trailer brake on if they do it while im filling up
The look on their faces, Priceless
Makes my day!Haha never thought of doing that!! Boils my ■■■■ its just laziness.
Isolator switch if its a volvo red switch nearside near the tank
don’t eat the yellow snow 
milodon:
don’t eat the yellow snow
or wipe your ■■■ with broken glass!
If you are obese and ugly, you will not pull the fit Eastern European bird in the goods in office , she smiles at you as that is her job, and represent the image of her employer.
It is not that she likes you or fancies a candle lit dinner for two at McDonald’s or KFC.
Do not tell lies of running out of time if you need to get out of a delay at a Rdc, they have heard it all before, " I’m pulling out if not tipped in half an hour and dropping the trailer on the bay."
Then I see you hours down the road, and so called out of time.
When you havr picked up your coffee check trailer brake 
Smile more 