Trampers recreate the feeling of being at home by listening to womans hour at high volume and repeating ‘Yes Dear’ every 5 minutes.
bazstan009:
When you havr picked up your coffee check trailer brake
Hahahaha 
Top tip … use a spell checker and re-read what you have typed BEFORE pressing the submit button.
That way you won`t have to “bear” lots of silly abuse from other TNUK members
weeto:
My one is, Motorway Services, BP garages do a great offer on a large coffee and an all day breakfast roll for £3.25p, not bad when a coffee inside the services is about £3.
Bacon Baguette and large coffee is £3.80ish. Cant remember exactly cos thats not all I buy while Im in there.
xfmatt:
weeto:
My one is, Motorway Services, BP garages do a great offer on a large coffee and an all day breakfast roll for £3.25p, not bad when a coffee inside the services is about £3.My top tip is if drivers wish to take up this fine offer, park in the lorry park and walk to the garage. Don’t be an inconsiderate prick and park on the pumps if you have no intention of fuelling up.
+1
bazstan009:
When you havr picked up your coffee check trailer brake
I see what you did there !! 
Darb:
bazstan009:
When you havr picked up your coffee check trailer brakeI see what you did there !!
And me!!! 
Remove hiviz bib vest while driving, you look like a muppet sat there reflecting in the windscreen.
Remove while in the cafe,or plain lazy.
toby1234abc:
Remove hiviz bib vest while driving, you look like a muppet sat there reflecting in the windscreen.
Remove while in the cafe,or plain lazy.
+1
Also remove when driving your own car on the way home, just screams agency driver to me 
Also carry an emergency sleeping bag, yes even if on daywork.
If a taxi is indicating one way, he is bound to go the opposite
Also steer clear of Micras and cars with the satnav stuck in the middle of the screen.
Always connect the yellow suzzi first
Van drivers, especially white ones have no idea of the length of their vehicle so will pull in too early just like everyone else, don’t panic they will act as a nice crumple zone in an emergency.
When its dark switch your headlights from main to sidelights to flash another damsel in, insetad of using a full beam flash and buggering everyone in the vicinities night vision up.
Also reducing the brightness of your satnav at night (or even turning the bugger off as pro drivers don’t need them) will improve your vision by approx 20%.
Don’t worry about vehicles undertaking you, it happens get over it and crack on (apart from BMW’s put these buggers into the verge if possible to do so).
If an accident occurs and the other driver informs you they have a dash cam be sure to remove dash cam memory card then insert said dashcam up other parties ■■■■.
peirre:
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Ha ha- & get accused of Bullying because they’re too thick to see it as a joke.
When picking up a prostitute who’s goal is to nick your wallet, be sure to carry a false wallet (preferably holding a wedge of fake currency and out of date credit cards) and leave the real one safely hidden before coitus.
Don’t follow a Flip Flop into an industrial estate (park up & have a 15) he’ll either drive really slow, instead of stopping & asking for directions or drive at warp factor 9, if he knows where he’s going & you won’t be able to keep up with him any way !
Also don’t follow one into the Tolls, they’ll either take half an hour getting out walking round to pay the toll with euros, roubles or any other dodgy currency or reverse back into you because they’re in the wrong lane.
If out for the night, save empty coffee cups from the day so that you don’t exit a warm cab in the middle of the night. Make sure to dispose of coffee cups safely out the window as bmw drivers are overtaking.
xfmatt:
weeto:
My one is, Motorway Services, BP garages do a great offer on a large coffee and an all day breakfast roll for £3.25p, not bad when a coffee inside the services is about £3.My top tip is if drivers wish to take up this fine offer, park in the lorry park and walk to the garage. Don’t be an inconsiderate prick and park on the pumps if you have no intention of fuelling up.
well sed that man sea it at utoxeter sevices all the time nob parks on pump then gets a subway sarny takes em 20 minns
Make sure you listen at school and maybe just maybe you wouldn’t be in this ■■■■ now