Contraflow:
Welcome to TruckNet, tha better watch thissen.
Thank you, and I’ll pretend I know what else you said. 
North East ,Kent ,Dorset .
Contraflow:
Face:
I also like Yorkshire folk… in fact if you’re pleasant to people from ANYWHERE they usually reciprocateIf my memory serves me right, you’re a girl.
Apologies if I’m wrong.
If I’m right, have you ever considered that your positive experiences with strangers from far flung lands are a result of the anatomy you were born with rather than anything else?
+1 complete rubbish
For me. York. I have an allergic reaction to Yorkshire Police. I got nicked (or is it knicked? Maybe I’m thinking of knickers too much) the sods went completely over the top over a misdemeanor in heavy snow at a traffic light on an industrial estate. I found Yorkshire’s young ey oop robocop and his mate. Merry Christmas (t’was the 24th). On the other hand, surprisingly the cops on the M25 were the friendliest I’ve come across. It’s grim up North, especially in Yorkshire. I won’t say anymore. I will offend if I do. I promise.
dri-diddly-iver:
You get told like it is!
Er, you tell it like it is? Care to explain that to us lower beings ■■! You mean you tell it as you see it in your opinion as a fellow human, not “as it is”. Who the hell are you, God? You do not have the answers to everything and aren’t a higher species all knowing looking down upon all else to judge without recourse to consider you maybe wrong. Maybe you think you are. Arrogance. So much for the diplomacy you mentioned.
dri-diddly-iver:
If you can’t understand us simply say, “I’m sorry I’m from the South/North could you repeat that as I’m not totally coherent with the Queens English”.
The Queen is from down sarf by the way. Convenient you overlook that for the sake of subjective identity.
dri-diddly-iver:
We will be happy to oblige and repeat for you to comprehend even the simplest of sentences
You don’t help yourselves do you? All that preamble you gave about being tolerant, diplomatic - blown apart by a few sentences later. Once again. Pains me to say, (it doesn’t really) but self righteous identity arrogance a common theme.
voodoo spaceman:
Contraflow:
Welcome to TruckNet, tha better watch thissen.Thank you, and I’ll pretend I know what else you said.
Alreyt shag.
Yorkshire is the resting place of Lancashire rain long live the red rose now spend a penny you tight bast€€€s
jimjam150975:
Yorkshire is the resting place of Lancashire rain long live the red rose now spend a penny you tight bast€€€s
Blimey that’s all we need the war of the roses to kick off again as a diversion from independence for Wessex. 
Joking
■■■■ sake you’d think moderators would have locked this thread already 
wasn’t exactly friendly banter to begin with…
P.s it looks like the op has run off crying 
Ricekrispies:
[zb] sake you’d think moderators would have locked this thread already
Don’t encourage them, you salad.
Keep it north f the south
jimjam150975:
Keep it north f the south
We are just so long as the definition of Norf means Norf of the Thames.
North of Dover
Contraflow:
Ricekrispies:
[zb] sake you’d think moderators would have locked this thread alreadyDon’t encourage them, you salad.
well if this is your only way to get a thrill on a Friday night I feel sorry for you
NYC, yes I know I am based there but I load up and leave, any delivery in the NYC area strikes fear into my heart.
Hanover foods, Hanover PA, it takes what seems like an eternity to drive there, it involves going through York PA which seems to have more traffic light junctions in the space of 10 miles than anywhere else in the world.
Morningstar dairy, Fraser NY, It is only 165 miles from the refinery but takes over 4.5 hours to get there and involves climbing to 3,500 feet on the steepest mountain roads in the Catskills, it is always freezing up there and I swear they must hold their 4th of July parade on snowmobiles.
1, IKEA, really hate the place, Lady V loves it, I drop her off & go home then pick her up later, the only way she gets me in there is by Bribing me with meatballs.
2, Any RDC that makes you sit in the poxy drivers room, I was in the new Sainsburys at Crick yesterday for a mind numbing 4 & a half hours & heard the Bulls*•t Story about running out of time & marking off 2 bays Twice !
3, Airports, ever since the Fuzy Wuzzies threatened our existence & security was turned into a Nightmare of mile long queues & restrictions about bloody limits on drinking water (just do they can rip you off even more once you are Airside in the departure lounge)
3a, MSA’s, only use em’ for ■■■■■■■■ & ■■■■■■■ in, I’ve probably spent no more than £5 in the last £20 years in them. Not gonna get profit from me, YOU GREEDY CAPTIVE AUDIENCE
B/Stards !
Note-Greggs is an exception. [emoji4]
Bradford. Worse drivers in the country. Never let u out and generally aggressive on the road.
London. All idiots who change lanes at will without indicating. Always a micra driving at 40 mph on the north circular in the outside lane. Then they are all surprised when the m25 is shut due to an accident. ITS BECAUSE U ALL DRIVE LIKE ■■■■■!!
M62 Normanton turn off. Everyone drives at normal speed untill 1 mile from this junction. Then they all slow down to 45 mph. I’m sure it’s a burmuda triangle.
Fatboy slimslow:
the maoster:
Must say that I’m loving this thread, and Seth I’m surprised at you biting so quickly. It’s usually only Scousers that do that when someone suggests that they’re all militant thieves!
with jobs
one toner from seth
lolol
Ooh look heres the resident gobsh1te
. Mole valley Heathfield, cars constantly coming and going, unhelpful staff , I am standing at the entrance/exit gate to take this picture and will have to reverse down to the right to swing round to drive out.
Usually clear the cars out of the way one one side then move to the other side to get the cars moved from there. In the meantime new arrivals start parking on the first side which need clearing and whilst doing this the second side starts filling up … You get the drift.
Hey ho, makes for an interesting day.anywhere after this is a doddle.
BTW showed pics to the traffic desk back at work. Could not be less interested.
Took the photos for evidence when I know one of the parked cars will get clipped.
