billdor1967:
Bradford. Worse drivers in the country. Never let u out and generally aggressive on the road.
London. All idiots who change lanes at will without indicating. Always a micra driving at 40 mph on the north circular in the outside lane. Then they are all surprised when the m25 is shut due to an accident. ITS BECAUSE U ALL DRIVE LIKE [zb]!!
M62 Normanton turn off. Everyone drives at normal speed untill 1 mile from this junction. Then they all slow down to 45 mph. I’m sure it’s a burmuda triangle.
I’ve found I’ve had to bully my way around Bradford, if you don’t then you’ll be there all day.
Stout - Polite way of saying “Yoo fat bastood mun!” There is a 67.4% likelihood that the person being addressed will be called “Dennis”.
Whippit - Involved in the sentence “Give hor lass a cloot - and whippit oot.”
Champion - Cannot be used by itself. Must be proceeded with an expletive, or followed by the word “Mun” Both is best of course.
Cloth Cap - A local person who was too tight to spend out in Amsterdam for a useful wimmin gadget thought to be worn on the head by Netherlanders - and now has 8 bairns to show for such lack of vision.
Seaforth docks
Freightliner Leeds
Freightliner Birmingham
Actually the staff at Birmingham are usually quite helpful, if you can find one, it’s the site that’s a dump.
As for Yorkshire, the tykes do like to speak their mind, which is a shame as most of them don’t seem to have one, but although they like to dish it out they don’t half get a mardy on if your telling them how it is.
Having said that, they do have a good sense of humour.
How do I know, I’m a southerner who’s had the good sense to live in Yorkshire for nearly forty years. Best motorcycling county in the country.
the maoster:
Must say that I’m loving this thread, and Seth I’m surprised at you biting so quickly. It’s usually only Scousers that do that when someone suggests that they’re all militant thieves!
with jobs one toner from seth on the drop too lolol
Forkies are the most ignorant people I have ever met cannot speak just point and toot and pull a face when you dont do what is required due to their ■■■■■ communication style
Toilets are a disgrace if you took a dump in the middle of the floor it would improve the place.
Hate going there with a passion!!!
Roymondo:
Queens Medical Centre in Nottingham
Most other places in Nottingham
queens medical centre nottinghamcity hospital and wythenshawe hospital gas deliveries
We’ve probably met at one or the other of those locations - I drive for Baxters delivering to hospitals. And yes, Wythenshawe can be a bit of a PITA - although it’s usually just a case of being patient and waiting for the bay to become free (unlike QMC where there’s nowhere to wait your turn, umpteen courier vans diving in/around you plus Bob the Builder and his mates seemingly permanently on site generally taking up what little manouvering space there is).
air liquide i drive for seen baxters at wythenshawe
Roymondo:
Queens Medical Centre in Nottingham
Most other places in Nottingham
queens medical centre nottinghamcity hospital and wythenshawe hospital gas deliveries
We’ve probably met at one or the other of those locations - I drive for Baxters delivering to hospitals. And yes, Wythenshawe can be a bit of a PITA - although it’s usually just a case of being patient and waiting for the bay to become free (unlike QMC where there’s nowhere to wait your turn, umpteen courier vans diving in/around you plus Bob the Builder and his mates seemingly permanently on site generally taking up what little manouvering space there is).
air liquide i drive for seen baxters at wythenshawe
It’s usually me on a Wednesday and often on a Friday as well. Not this Wednesday though - got a day off
billdor1967:
Bradford. Worse drivers in the country. Never let u out and generally aggressive on the road.
London. All idiots who change lanes at will without indicating. Always a micra driving at 40 mph on the north circular in the outside lane. Then they are all surprised when the m25 is shut due to an accident. ITS BECAUSE U ALL DRIVE LIKE [zb]!!
M62 Normanton turn off. Everyone drives at normal speed untill 1 mile from this junction. Then they all slow down to 45 mph. I’m sure it’s a burmuda triangle.
I’ve found I’ve had to bully my way around Bradford, if you don’t then you’ll be there all day.
To get home from where I stay, the shortest way is through Bradford. I very rarely go that that way as it’s a massive PITA, so usually go through Leeds, which is a PITA too as they are still doing works on the bridge.
I have just decided Lune industrial estate Lancaster,what a ■■■■■■ to find
Though the previous drop at the Lancaster Brewery was not to bad, a few Mr Trotters fine ales where donated to my fridge
Yorkshire. The people have a weird inbuilt need to be parodies of what they think Yorkshire people should be like and have a massive chip on their shoulders, although not the extent of Scousers. They dress badly, stand with their mouths open a lot, and usually wear glasses. Aside from the people, and they do put the county at number one compared to other contenders, it’s the grimmest dullest place I’ve ever been. Even the countryside is crap.
Humberside. Once part of Yorkshire, but made a unitary authority some years ago. Basically ditto the above apart from there being no countryside. It never ceases to amaze me how human beings can live and breed in such insanitary conditions.
All the counties surrounding London (including London itself). Ignorant, arrogant and bad drivers. They are basically bookends for Yorkshire people.
Sir you are a t wat and a bounder (apart from the London bit)
one toner from seth 
on the drop too 
lolol 
