Tris:
2. Humberside. Once part of Yorkshire, but made a unitary authority some years ago. Basically ditto the above apart from there being no countryside.
Humberside ceased to be some years ago. And it did have countryside, you’ll see loads of former Humberside countryside on TV next week when they show the Tour de Yorkshire bike race.
Conor:
…you’ll see loads of former Humberside countryside on TV next week when they show the Tour de Yorkshire bike race.
I doubt that very much. Life’s too short to be watching that ■■■■. 
I’m a true Yorkshireman and am quite well educated. I try to come across on here as very diplomatic and polite to everyone (occasionally I slip up, we all do).
After reading some of the replies on here
A Yorkshire Man or Woman WILL speak their mind because we don’t tolerate ■■■■ heads and numb nuts!! You get told like it is! No chips on shoulders or anything…what you see is what you get, simple as.
You ask for instruction you get an answer continue…
You ask a question you get an answer…continue
If you can’t understand us simply say, “I’m sorry I’m from the South/North could you repeat that as I’m not totally coherent with the Queens English”.
We will be happy to oblige and repeat for you to comprehend even the simplest of sentences 
I might change tack after this post and not bother about hurting feelings 
get off the fence a bit 
Isn’t guy martin from Yorkshire? Everyone likes guy martin 
dri-diddly-iver:
You ask for instruction you get an answer continue…
You ask a question you get an answer…continue
Contraflow:
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Don’t post like a dolls head, Totally below the belt
Yorkshireman’s dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: “Can tha mek us a gold statue of us dog?”
Jeweller: “Do you want it 18 carat?”
Yorkshireman: “No I want it chewin’ a bone yer daft bugger!”
jay0:
Isn’t guy martin from Yorkshire? Everyone likes guy martin
Yep, he’s from Southeast Yorkshire, or Lincolnshire to give it its correct title.
Contraflow:
Yorkshireman’s dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.Yorkshireman: “Can tha mek us a gold statue of us dog?”
Jeweller: “Do you want it 18 carat?”
Yorkshireman: “No I want it chewin’ a bone yer daft bugger!”
Heard that before and still like it 
previous post is intolerable
jay0:
Isn’t guy martin from Yorkshire? Everyone likes guy martin
Grimsby
norb:
jay0:
Isn’t guy martin from Yorkshire? Everyone likes guy martinGrimsby
Now that is a ■■■■ hole.
It doesn’t matter where you live, if you go to Grimsby, when you get home you’re thankful for what you’ve got, no matter what your circumstances are.
If I’m ever feeling a bit depressed, I take a trip to the Lincolnishire coast to gain a bit of perspective.
Anywhere less than 2 hours away from base, I like a nice long drive 
I also like Yorkshire folk… in fact if you’re pleasant to people from ANYWHERE they usually reciprocate
Face:
I also like Yorkshire folk… in fact if you’re pleasant to people from ANYWHERE they usually reciprocate
If my memory serves me right, you’re a girl.
Apologies if I’m wrong.
If I’m right, have you ever considered that your positive experiences with strangers from far flung lands are a result of the anatomy you were born with rather than anything else?
Contraflow:
norb:
jay0:
Isn’t guy martin from Yorkshire? Everyone likes guy martinGrimsby
Now that is a [zb] hole.
It doesn’t matter where you live, if you go to Grimsby, when you get home you’re thankful for what you’ve got, no matter what your circumstances are.
If I’m ever feeling a bit depressed, I take a trip to the Lincolnishire coast to gain a bit of perspective.
I went there once to apply for a job with Quayside, They don’t call it GRIMSby for nowt.
Contraflow:
If my memory serves me right, you’re a girl.Apologies if I’m wrong.
If I’m right, have you ever considered that your positive experiences with strangers from far flung lands are a result of the anatomy you were born with rather than anything else?
Aha! I won’t deny that applies with some people - however, hubby (and other male drivers) who are chatty & friendly get the same (well obviously not always the same!) response. There’s a fair few ladies to meet & greet us all at depots too
hmm
1.London
2.London
3.London
What is this with London?? Why is there such a dread when the name is mentioned 
I’m not too keen on Birmingham but I’m a driver and I get paid to drive, send me wherever - but get me home on Friday
dri-diddly-iver:
What is this with London?? Why is there such a dread when the name is mentioned
I can’t decide where I hate driving more, London or Birmingham.
voodoo spaceman:
Anything south of Reading.
There ain’t much south of Reading marra.
Welcome to TruckNet, tha better watch thissen.