If I get caught short of a service station on a night out I just crap in the freezer. Doors close for privacy and if you run the freezer overnight you can just chip the frozen jobby out in the morning without making a mess.
Ched:
If I get caught short of a service station on a night out I just crap in the freezer. Doors close for privacy and if you run the freezer overnight you can just chip the frozen jobby out in the morning without making a mess.
make sure no one shuts the door trapping you inside though 
Ched:
If I get caught short of a service station on a night out I just crap in the freezer. Doors close for privacy and if you run the freezer overnight you can just chip the frozen jobby out in the morning without making a mess.
that reminds me of a story of I driver I use to work with, got caught short with a dicky tummy one day, quickly pulls into a layby and jumps into the back of his tipper trailer for a bit of privacy, good idea I hear you say.
all was going well plastic bag in position discharging going well until a double decker bus pulls up along side due to the traffic stopping and it was full of old dears on a day out, there was red faces all round, with hind sight pulling the sheet over a bit might of been a good idea, but when it gets to the point where you have to go thinking about anything else goes out the window 
air horns:
so shall i rephrase my coment to us drivers then.?but i would not think about urinating in a lorry park when there is a toilet 20 meters away.
mayby i would class my self a bit more professional than many then.
Professional ■■■■■■ eh ■■
I’m impressed…is the money any good ? 
maga:
8wheels:
How does someone do that without standing on the seat?!?
At a site we had plant on a while back the toilet had muddy boot prints beside the seat, someone found out who the culprit was when they found the the female Russian dump truck driver had forgotten to lock the door
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maga:
Let the animals ■■■■ up their wheel or in a lay by, these are probably the same people who are unable to aim into the toilet and decide to ■■■■ all over the seat/floor.Pulled into Newport pagnell services about a week ago and someone managed to leave excrement all over the cubicle bar down the pan. He’d even managed to get it up on the cistern
. How does someone do that without standing on the seat?!?
There are some real animals out there, felt sorry for the poor joey that would end up cleaning it.
Sorry about that at Newport Pagnell, I had trouble getting out of my onesie in time.
kindle530:
for gods sake air horns, dont look at this
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A regular scene at Dover in the eighties, especially by the turks. They only ■■■■ in the trailer park when the showers were clogged up
wildfire:
Ched:
If I get caught short of a service station on a night out I just crap in the freezer. Doors close for privacy and if you run the freezer overnight you can just chip the frozen jobby out in the morning without making a mess.that reminds me of a story of I driver I use to work with, got caught short with a dicky tummy one day, quickly pulls into a layby and jumps into the back of his tipper trailer for a bit of privacy, good idea I hear you say.
all was going well plastic bag in position discharging going well until a double decker bus pulls up along side due to the traffic stopping and it was full of old dears on a day out, there was red faces all round, with hind sight pulling the sheet over a bit might of been a good idea, but when it gets to the point where you have to go thinking about anything else goes out the window
That reminds me of an occasion when i had to do my business into a Tesco carrier bag in the back of a trailer in Italy once. Was weekended on a restaurant car park somewhere & the restaurant wasn’t open, anyway, having consumed copious amounts of liquid over the weekend my offering could be described as ‘loose’. So, up near the headboard (had an empty trailer on) having completed my ablutions, for some reason i went into ‘Charlie Chaplin’ mode, adopting a jaunty walk whilst swinging said Tesco bag pretending it was a cane. It was only whilst exiting the trailer i noticed my bag was empty & my trailer had ■■■■ all up the middle of the roof & floor.
Tesco really need to sort their bags out.
mike68:
In 20 years time you will also feel the desire to “pull your knob out where you desire” Some of us are expert at doing it in a discreet manner "checking the temps/straps/chains/twistlocks/curtains (delete where applicable) it comes all of a sudden at a certain age.
I,ve got it down to a T
i just wedge the old man between the air dryer and the battery box then have a fiddle with my airlines while i let it flow
chaversdad:
I,ve got it on me boots.
i just wedge the old man between the air dryer and the battery box then have a fiddle with my airlines while i let it flow
Sorry,hard to resist. Keeps airhorns happy though,because you at least take it with you.
I take it then Air Horns that you haven’t travelled much around the world, take Delhi everyone uses the street as a toilet. Same goes for Kenya and most Africa countries. In July I am off to Greenland so I do not think we will find many public toilets about. Get real and man up son.
miketdt:
I take it then Air Horns that you haven’t travelled much around the world, take Delhi everyone uses the street as a toilet. Same goes for Kenya and most Africa countries. In July I am off to Greenland so I do not think we will find many public toilets about. Get real and man up son.
sorry mate i did 6 months in afi. on patrole at least we had the deacency to urinate in the field or woods. not in some rag heads yard or on his posssesions.
wildfire:
Ched:
If I get caught short of a service station on a night out I just crap in the freezer. Doors close for privacy and if you run the freezer overnight you can just chip the frozen jobby out in the morning without making a mess.that reminds me of a story of I driver I use to work with, got caught short with a dicky tummy one day, quickly pulls into a layby and jumps into the back of his tipper trailer for a bit of privacy, good idea I hear you say.
all was going well plastic bag in position discharging going well until a double decker bus pulls up along side due to the traffic stopping and it was full of old dears on a day out, there was red faces all round, with hind sight pulling the sheet over a bit might of been a good idea, but when it gets to the point where you have to go thinking about anything else goes out the window
One of out plant operators was in a 360 atop a muck heap and observed a female tipper driver look around before climbing in to the tipper body before dropping her keks for a ■■■■. She never looked up until she’d finished!
air horns:
miketdt:
I take it then Air Horns that you haven’t travelled much around the world, take Delhi everyone uses the street as a toilet. Same goes for Kenya and most Africa countries. In July I am off to Greenland so I do not think we will find many public toilets about. Get real and man up son.sorry mate i did 6 months in afi. on patrole at least we had the deacency to urinate in the field or woods. not in some [zb] yard or on his posssesions.
your, ■■■■ take op has made me laugh, your getting close to me now, but if i had served in afg i take my hat of to you.
and?
Anybody see Motorway cops this week where our loverbull cop Angus Nairn sat in van to move it and the arrested driver had ■■■■■■ himself, he only sat in the ■■■■. QUALITY
And what would the op make of me ■■■■■■■ up the wheels of my coach then?
See, not just truck drivers 
I thought the 6x2 unit with 3 axle trailer that I drive had 14 tyres so that I could use a different tyre every day for a fortnight.
■■■■■■■ on the wheel is disgusting. Better stand up on the catwalk and ■■■■■■■ down the ground between the gearbox and the subframe. More intimated, too.
DAF95XF:
And what would the op make of me ■■■■■■■ up the wheels of my coach then?
See, not just truck drivers
You’d have to jostle about a bit if 49 others were trying to do the same.
Sir +:
DAF95XF:
And what would the op make of me ■■■■■■■ up the wheels of my coach then?
See, not just truck driversYou’d have to jostle about a bit if 49 others were trying to do the same.
Im a bit more civilised with passengers, just when empty then laybys and rear wheels are fair game 