To the Morrisons Driver

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Seany:
Not the relies he was hoping for :laughing:

thats pretty much all youl get on here nowadays mate

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A Retarded Hypocrite:
Get over yourself squid face, you’ve a long way to go before you get as low as I can get.
Your just an armature at trolling forums.
Now get your magnifying glass out and get back to the illusion that your the biggest willy on here.

For someone who started by complaining about all the willy waving, you’re making yourself look pretty silly now. Before you say “not as much as you” I would like to remind you that I don’t care. That’s how I roll sad act.

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I am awesome, deal with it. Go and find someone who is not so awesome to play with, I’m bored of you now.

Later, gimp.

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SmashedCrabFace:

A Retarded Hypocrite:
Get over yourself squid face, you’ve a long way to go before you get as low as I can get.
Your just an armature at trolling forums.
Now get your magnifying glass out and get back to the illusion that your the biggest willy on here.

For someone who started by complaining about all the willy waving, you’re making yourself look pretty silly now. Before you say “not as much as you” I would like to remind you that I don’t care. That’s how I roll sad act.

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I am awesome, deal with it. Go and find someone who is not so awesome to play with, I’m bored of you now.

Later, gimp.

Nice guy :unamused:

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Gembo:
Nice guy :unamused:

Thanks Gembo, welcome to TNUK.

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SmashedCrabFace:

A Retarded Hypocrite:
Get over yourself squid face, you’ve a long way to go before you get as low as I can get.
Your just an armature at trolling forums.
Now get your magnifying glass out and get back to the illusion that your the biggest willy on here.

For someone who started by complaining about all the willy waving, you’re making yourself look pretty silly now. Before you say “not as much as you” I would like to remind you that I don’t care. That’s how I roll sad act.

Special Offer: Okey-Didely-Dokely’s integrity and credibility now available at SmashedCrabFace’s Emporium, 100 SCF points. For a limited time only.

I am awesome, deal with it. Go and find someone who is not so awesome to play with, I’m bored of you now.

Later, gimp.

you’ve been boring from the start, always waving your little willy.
Tell you something for nothing though, the groovy gang will get fed up with you and all your willy waving will have been for nothing.
Anyway, got better things to do tonight. So long sucker

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Okey Didley Dokely seems to take an inordinate amount of interest in willies (and waving them), don’t you think :wink:

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Is it just me that’s getting board by these keyboard warriors - why don’t you get a ■■■■■■■ life an stop boring everybody to tears.

ps I know you ain’t got a life coz your always on here talking ■■■■■.

Simon.

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You can ■■■■ off as well Simon. :laughing:

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Mad Si79:
Is it just me that’s getting board by these keyboard warriors - why don’t you get a [zb] life an stop boring everybody to tears.

ps I know you ain’t got a life coz your always on here talking [zb].

Simon.

+1. Most of this thread has ■■■■ all to do with poorly driven Morrison artics :unamused:

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Mad Si79:
ps I know you ain’t got a life coz your always on here talking [zb]

I’m only on here when I’m getting paid for it you muppet.

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bigvern1:
What’s an “armature”?

The windings in an electric motor.

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SWEDISH BLUE:
I had the cheek/nerve to overake a Morrisons artic tonight. I did not get the reg, but trailer no was

[Trailer number removed]

This was about 22.00 on the A358 going towards Henlade. After going through Henlade, I was turning right at the roundabout under the M5 to go north.
On the slip on, saw something on the motorway, indicated right, to join, and noticed said artic behind me. Vehicle in lane1 on motorway indicated and moved to lane 2 allowing me onto motorway. Being kind, I did not accererate, but held back to allow said vehicle to go past.
Mr Morrisons decided to slip into lane 2 to overtake me.
Fine. No problems, I will let him go past, then boot it and overtake them both. I am in a recovery truck, with a Merc Vito on the back, and am restricted to 58 MPH so I know that I can overtake both of them.
The truck that was in lane 2 goes past and I flash him in,

Mr Morrisons then decides to sit in lane 2 halfway down my truck,
I indicate right, as I want to overtake the slower truck in lane 1 and Mr Morrisons stays where he is.
I accelerate to try to move forward, bearing in mind I have a slower truck in front, and Mr Morrisins matches me, still along side.
I have nowhere to go .
I have to hit the brakes, cos this ■■■■■■ was upset that I overtook him 3 miles ago.

After Mr morrisons was clear, I moved to lane2, and guess what? He stayed in lane 2, overtaking the invisable man.
I hit him with main beam, including 4 roof spots, and he decidided to go to lane 1

He stayed in lane 2 overtaking the invisible man
Eventually he condicends and moves into lane 1 and i dissapear into the distacne. I am not sure if he gave me the finger or the coffee handshaKe as I went past.

please tell me

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

What did you do wrong?
You overtook a morrisons police truck, they are there to make sure no one strays over 35mph, they also wear there hi viz whilst driving and use their fog lights when its clear just for extra safety, where would we be without these knights of the road, well done morrisons drivers - you are true professionals :laughing: :unamused:

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Are they limited to 50mph? I’ve never seen one doing more than that.

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Muppet the last person I heard say that was my 6 year old girl so very mature - as for being paid while your on here yeah yeah yeah we all believe you honest!!!

Simon.

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SmashedCrabFace:
Are they limited to 50mph? I’ve never seen one doing more than that.

as you stand on a motorway bridge waving at all the big trucks going by
:sunglasses: :slight_smile: :sunglasses:

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Mad Si79:
Muppet the last person I heard say that was my 6 year old girlfriend so very mature - as for being paid while your on here yeah yeah yeah we all believe you honest!!!

Simon.

Believe what you want muppet, I couldn’t give a flying ■■■■.

What are you doing going out with a six year old?

That’s the end of it now. I’m immature and you’re a ■■■■■. Case closed.

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bigvern1:
Back of the net? You even sound like whatsisface! :open_mouth:

Same ending as the man himself

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what you should have done was say it was a Stobart driver driving the Morrisons truck, then you have had all the sympathy that you want :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

why let a little thing like the truth get in the way of a good Stobart bashing? :unamused:

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What a pile of ■■■■■ this forum as turned into… Embarrassing !
Swedish blue I’m with you mate to many knobs driving trucks nowadays probably some one of here!
( waits for childish abuse )

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overdrive:
What a pile of [zb] this forum as turned into… Embarrassing !
Swedish blue I’m with you mate to many knobs driving trucks nowadays probably some one of here!
( waits for childish abuse )

I agree 100%

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