Sitting here 1mile marker fom cathorpe on the m6 bored out of my mind.
Ive had a brew read the latest zoo issue now what can I do?
Have another brew?
If you can only get one read out of zoo, you sir, are an amateur!
Have you cleaned the dust from the air vents with a 1" paint brush you keep especially for the job … or is that just me? 
Sleep, it’s guaranteed you’re gonna be there for 4 hours waiting for the wrecker or tyre fitter !
You could always climb over the barrier on the hard shoulder
before the plastic traffic cops tell you to 
Well you seem to have internet and some form of computational device… can you get on the app store and find a free game
■■■■■■■■■■■■ is always a fabulous time waster…
Watch you don’t get rear ended whilst you’re in mid stroke though 
pick litter ?
Have a bit of a walk round with a small traffic cone on your head and see how long it takes for some plod to arrive and ask WTF is going on?
Could always polish the alloys and tank, and if you have time left, do a walk round check to save you doing it in the morning There you now have enough ideas to keep you going till midnight. I hope you have changed the mode on the tacho to bed.
You could always play Yellow Car, after all - ‘You never finish playing Yellow Car’.
10 points for the first to get the reference…
Fake a heart attack round the back of you lorry and see if anyone really gives a ■■■■!
Scaniason - been a long time since I played that game got a new lad with us tomorrow hee hee - guess what’s happening
After having another brew I started to nose round to see what rubbish people throw out their windows.found the usual drivers tizer, cd’s and a rabbit.not the fluffy cuddly kind though.
Bloody litter louts.
axletramp:
Have a bit of a walk round with a small traffic cone on your head and see how long it takes for some plod to arrive and ask WTF is going on?
axletramp:
Have a bit of a walk round with a small traffic cone on your head and see how long it takes for some plod to arrive and ask WTF is going on?
Sorry .double post 
HoodyStoke:
a rabbit.not the fluffy cuddly kind though.
Seriously, you found that on a hard shoulder?
Yep I sure did.some naughty folks about
scaniason:
You could always play Yellow Car, after all - ‘You never finish playing Yellow Car’.10 points for the first to get the reference…
What’s this now 