Things to do when on the hard shoulder?

Silver_Surfer:
■■■■■■■■■■■■ is always a fabulous time waster…

Watch you don’t get rear ended whilst you’re in mid stroke though :slight_smile:

I’ve heard there are those who would enjoy that. :laughing: :open_mouth: :unamused:

Compile a list of your favourite mathematical equations and decide whether they are relevant in this digital society that we now live in. :wink:

scaniason:
You could always play Yellow Car, after all - ‘You never finish playing Yellow Car’.

10 points for the first to get the reference…

It won’t count, cos’ no one else will see it !

Well ?
Hoody stoke, how long was you on the Hard Shoulder then ?

Just short of 2 hours.not bad for a tyre change lol.

HoodyStoke:
Just short of 2 hours.not bad for a tyre change lol.

That’s not bad, I’ve had some horrendous waits on the hard shoulder.
Back in the 80s I blew a 7.5 ton Iveco up & had a 6 hour wait for a wrecker, (no smart phones back I’m the old days) all I could do was sleep !
About 15 years ago I was on agency for (I think it was) Office Depot/LEX, driving a Merc & the clutch went solid on me up near Warrington, I phoned them up because LEX had depots all over the country, they wouldn’t let me drove to a local one, crashing the gears, so they called out a wrecker. About 3 hours later he turned up & lifted the Tractor & Trailer (still attached) & dragged the whole lot all the way to Leeds, when we got there, he took a wrong turning, straight into a housing estate & couldn’t make a turn (about 22.00 at night) so we had to drop the wagon, then I drove it round the corner, then he re’hooked it up again & eventually we found the workshop. They gave me another tractor & I hoofed off home (no night out gear & I wasn’t interested in staying out) finally got home about 5 o’clock in the morning after I had started at 05.00 the morning before.
Thank god for Analogue Taco’s, I surprisingly lost the card for that day.

Ah, the days of the frisbees :laughing:

Driveroneuk:
Ah, the days of the frisbees :laughing:

Lol.

HoodyStoke:
Just short of 2 hours.not bad for a tyre change lol.

Could’ve changed in fifteen mins. But hey, “I’m on hourly rate, I don’t care”?!?

Silver_Surfer:
■■■■■■■■■■■■ is always a fabulous time waster…

Watch you don’t get rear ended whilst you’re in mid stroke though :slight_smile:

“■■■ with your best friend” (as Woody Allen once called it) is never a waste of time :smiley: :smiley:

jacknife:
You could always climb over the barrier on the hard shoulder
before the plastic traffic cops tell you to :unamused:

I take it you failed the application then? :stuck_out_tongue:

I threw stones at a big rat until it was dead

Draw clothes on the women in the sport !!!