Age 
The mind is willing but the flesh is weak.
Damn right it’s not pretty , last time I saw a pair of legs like those they were stood in a nest.
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Some while ago the urology nurse asked me if she could prescribe some V iagra.
“No thank you my dear, I’m 86 years old and IT always was an overrated pastime”.
When I told Mrs GOM she nearly wet herself laughing
We used to think about going to bed and s ex, nowadays we just think about going to bed. 
It’s no longer worth the mess. To quote a friend.
Nowadays it takes me all night, to do what I used to do all night. 
Jeez I’m getting depressed on here now with all this talk of age, getting old ailments loss of libido and abilities.
I’m with Roger Daltrey…..’’Hope I die before I get old’’ 
…..after saying that even he’s in his 80s, he’s still a kinda trendy dresser, but I wonder if he can still ‘get it up’.
LOL Getting old ain’t for sissies 
I watched a vid t’other day of Roger Daltrey still able to hit that high-pitched scream in Won’t get fooled again at 80 years of age. 
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Yeah I ve always been a fan of Daltrey ..and The Who.
Loved Quadrophenia, loved the McVicar film, and especially loved the ‘‘Free Me’’ soundtrack….
Ya seen the film? …, if not deffo worth watching, or even watching again.
I remember when they did that ‘Royal concert’ in Hyde park….Jubilee was it, I was amazed at how he hadn’t lost it, despite how much his appearance had aged him….a true superstar.
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The issue with these youngish urology nurses asking all these bedroom performance questions is you get the feeling at the same time is there thinking dirty old man , never mind the wife sat there with that wry grin on her face , enjoying every moment of you squirming away
Mine knows all my urology nurses from working with them so I’m sure she has some input into the questions asked .
Yeah, I’m a huge Who fan too, I learned the intro organ part on Won’t get fooled again using the EHX B9 organ pedal that turns the guitar into any type of organ.
I played the Je t’aime moi non plus song by Jane Birkin & Serge gainsbourg that the BBC banned in the 60s. The YT police took down my playing of the Who’s won’t get fooled again on copyright grounds. EHX did another pedal shortly after the E9 with more organ varieties, including the Mellotron to play the intro to Strawberry fields forever. I never got around to buying that.
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Nah, these young urology nurses are full of lust and when they see a good looking old man (like wot I am 
) they sit there thinking …‘well I would’.
Kinell! They’re having a right jolly down the DHL warehouse. Just got another email from Weston’s & the replacement for the original case of cider has gone AWOL too. 
I’ve got a refund now.
Thank you for your continuous patience.
Unfortunately, DHL has confirmed your parcel as lost in transit.
To help us resolve this promptly, could you please confirm if you are happy for us to proceed with another replacement, or refund is preferred.
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Mmmmm, Pity it’s not smell a vision, Fresh bread straight out the oven, I should have made two because this is not going to last long. 
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god do I miss fresh from the oven muggle bread
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Played with my new toy tonight and had sausage beans and chips for dinner
Ive got one of those battery power banks and it can run 240ac as well so was able to run my air fryer
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Looks a good bit of kit that mate.
A few years ago I’d be making it a priority along with a slow cooker, but I only do 3 nights out a week now.
So the wife’s home cooking tubs in the fridge then microwave, and a meal out in Spoons one night a week sorts me fine.
We’ve come a long way since the gas stove days.
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Best bit you can recharge off 12v or 240v
I like your style, those portable mini power stations are awesome to be able to run an air frier. Nice one.
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I played the Je t’aime moi non plus song
a right jolly down the DHL warehouse
Fresh bread straight out the oven
battery power banks and it can run 240ac
This thread has a fairly unusual ability to throw up a rapid fire mix of conversation topics indeed!!
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