Cliff Warby:
Hey Pat does’nt it just bug the hell out of you when the Septics only refer to Christmas as ‘The Holidays’, and instead of Merry Christmas it’s always ‘Happy Hloidays’ etc etc
It does because they don’t even have holidays, just one friggin’ day. I always take boxing day off and my boss can’t understand why?
I say that it is a religious holiday and that I will be reigiously drunk all day. 
Yep! I always take Boxing Day off too, MS Carriers Told me I had to work it, I told 'em the same as you, that it was a religious thing, and that by forcing me to work was an infringment on my Civil Rights and that they were discriminating against me on account of my National Origin!
It worked every time!!! 
The only one I can remember from childhood is:-
As shepherds washed thier socks by night,
all seated round the tub.
The angel of the lord come down
& taught them how to scrub.
