The Twelve Days of Christmas

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Andy I’m embarrassed for you mate… :blush: :blush: :blush:

Dan.

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Thanx Dan… :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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We Three kings of Leicester Square,
Selling ladies underwear
How fantastic, no elastic
only Tuppence a pair!

That was one we would ‘sing’ at school.

Then there was the one about Good King Wensaslas (spelling?) looking out on his cabbage garden, does anyone remember that one? :blush:

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Cliff Warby:
Then there was the one about Good King Wensaslas (spelling?) looking out on his cabbage garden, does anyone remember that one? :blush:

That’s a great one to run with Cliff :laughing: I vaugely remember a version that went

Good King Wensaslas looked out
From his Austin Seven (showing my age)
it’s brakes were crock
he hit a rock
and ended up in heaven.

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Good King Wensleslas looked out
in a cabbage garden,
He bumped into a brussel sprout
And said "I beg you’re pardon.

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This is an old one…

We Three kings of Orient are
One in a taxi and one in a car
One on a scooter
Bibbing his Hooter
Following yonder star…

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Pat Hasler:
Good King Wensleslas looked out
in a cabbage garden,
He bumped into a brussel sprout
And said "I beg you’re pardon.

Thats the one! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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If Christmas is a special day for kids and we love to make them happy, why do we make them eat sprouts which they all hate ?

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well, you think thats bad…LOL

Christmas evening, after every one has had there fill of turkey and stuffing… its normal to have a few sarnies…right??
Well, this woman I know made some sarnies for her family, and kids…but she had had quite a few to drink, and made…
Brussel Sandwiches!!! with lashings of vinigar…
apparently, they didnt go down every well at all…hahahahaha
Now Thats Cruel…

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Pat Hasler:
If Christmas is a special day for kids and we love to make them happy, why do we make them eat sprouts which they all hate ?

Well if they don’t eat their Brussels, how can they have any pudding?
How can they have any pudding, if they don’t eat their Brussels?

…or for that matter how would I be able to make my bubble ‘n’ sqeak on Boxing Day? :smiley:

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Well if they don’t eat their Brussels, how can they have any pudding?

…or for that matter how would I be able to make my bubble ‘n’ sqeak on Boxing Day? :smiley:
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Whats Boxing day ■■

I have booked it off but my boss can’t understand what it is or why I wouldn’t want to get up a 2.00am that day and drive a truck.

HEATHENS.

It was my Step sons so called Christmas play today and not one carol, no christmas tree, nothing to do with Christmas … I was told it was not politicaly correct … separation of church and state.

What has this country come to ? :confused:

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Good King Wenslas last looked out
Of his bedroom winda (midlands accent)
Silly (zb)er he fell out
And landed on a stinger.

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Jingle Bells…
Batman Smells
Robin flew away…
Cat woman wears PVC
and the Joker is a ***…(homosexual) :laughing:

Okay, I’ll get my coat… :unamused:

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Pat Hasler:
Well if they don’t eat their Brussels, how can they have any pudding?

…or for that matter how would I be able to make my bubble ‘n’ sqeak on Boxing Day? :smiley:

Whats Boxing day ■■

I have booked it off but my boss can’t understand what it is or why I wouldn’t want to get up a 2.00am that day and drive a truck.

HEATHENS.

It was my Step sons so called Christmas play today and not one carol, no christmas tree, nothing to do with Christmas … I was told it was not politicaly correct … separation of church and state.

What has this country come to ? :confused:
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This country ■■■■■!, thats what I’ve been saying for the past 13 years, the only reason I endure it is because my wife and three kids are American and I have’nt yet been able to talk them into moving back to England, by the time that happens they will all be grown up and I can go back by meself!!!

Come to think of it the wife would’nt last 5 mins in the England anyway…it’s took me 13 years just to teach her how to make a cup of tea! :laughing:

I’ll just have to find myself another English Rose…just like the one I used to have…maybe I can talk her into coming back again…if she’ll forgive me for walking out in the first place :cry: :unamused: :cry:

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Hey Pat does’nt it just bug the hell out of you when the Septics only refer to Christmas as ‘The Holidays’ :unamused: , and instead of Merry Christmas it’s always ‘Happy Hloidays’ etc etc :imp:

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I’ll just have to find myself another English Rose…just like the one I used to have…maybe I can talk her into coming back again…if she’ll forgive me for walking out in the first place :cry: :unamused: :cry:[/quote]

she may well do as long as you dont forget the milk !!!

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Boxing day sympolises the tips you would give to the , milkman , dustman and postman and the people who deliver your neccessities , they used to come callin the day after Christmas with a box to collect their tips with a box.

Please do not tip the builders as i now know how much money they earn and profit they make…UNBELIEVABLE…

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she may well do as long as you dont forget the milk !!![/quote

:laughing:

Actually she has forgiven me …I think, anyway I’m working on it :wink:

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jammymutt:
Boxing day sympolises the tips you would give to the , milkman , dustman and postman and the people who deliver your neccessities , they used to come callin the day after Christmas with a box to collect their tips with a box.

Please do not tip the builders as i now know how much money they earn and profit they make…UNBELIEVABLE…

Is that the real reason it’s called Boxing Day, Jammy?, I have heard so many reasons, but that one does sound the most plausable.

The septics keep asking me why we have it and what does it mean, I usually give some made up Bull manure story just for a laugh. Thats another good reason to live in Canada, at least they celebrate Boxing Day too!