Now that we are well and truly into the 21st century it’s time we made some of the old Christmas carols more relevent.
An obvious one to start with is ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’,
Leaping Lords and Laying Geese whatever next
I’ll start the ball rolling and let’s see where it takes us
The Twelve days Of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me.
Some Fried chicken in a bucket
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Nine Hours Driving
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC
On the Tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Ten missed phone calls
Nine Hours Driving
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC
On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Eleven tyre fitters
Ten missed phone calls
Nine Hours Driving
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Twelve [zb]'s (had to be, bearing in mind who started this thread)
Eleven tyre fitters
Ten missed phone calls
Nine Hours Driving
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC