Now that we are well and truly into the 21st century it’s time we made some of the old Christmas carols more relevent.
An obvious one to start with is ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’,
Leaping Lords and Laying Geese whatever next 
I’ll start the ball rolling and let’s see where it takes us 
The Twelve days Of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me.
Some Fried chicken in a bucket
Some Fried chicken in a bucket
On the second day of christmas
my true love gave to me
Two immigrant’s
and some fried chicken in a bucket…
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Three hands free cradles.
Lindsey.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Four parking tickets
Three hands free cradles
Two immergrants
and a bucket of KFC
Five rubber rings…
Four parking tickets
Three hands free cradles
Two immigrants
And a bucket of KFC 
Six DVDs
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
And A Buket Of KFC
Bully
on the seventh day of xmas my true love sent to me
seven wrong turnings 
six dvd’s
five rubber rings
four parking tickets
three hands free cradles
two immigrants
and a bucket of kfc
jon
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Nine Hours Driving
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC
On the Tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Ten missed phone calls
Nine Hours Driving
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC
On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Eleven tyre fitters
Ten missed phone calls
Nine Hours Driving
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Twelve [zb]'s (had to be, bearing in mind who started this thread) 
Eleven tyre fitters
Ten missed phone calls
Nine Hours Driving
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC
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BAH ! … HUMBUG 
Pat Hasler:
BAH ! … HUMBUG
What a great response
All we need to do now is form a choir and get the recording out before Christmas, we could have a number one hit on our hands 
Any ideas for some more rewrites to go on the follow up album??
How about “While shepards washed their socks by night”?
Another follow up one could be…
(sung to a ‘Famous’ Bros tune…)
‘When… will I… will I be Unloaded… I cant answer… I cant answer that…’
Andy are you sure you want to admit, on a public forum, to knowing the words to a Bros song 
Ummmm… Errr… Ohhh… Bugger…
Umm, Its my part time job to know… I’m a Karaoke DJ…LOL
(better not tell them Ive still got the album…Shhhhh) 
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