The Twelve Days of Christmas

Now that we are well and truly into the 21st century it’s time we made some of the old Christmas carols more relevent.
An obvious one to start with is ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’,
Leaping Lords and Laying Geese whatever next :blush: :open_mouth: :blush:

I’ll start the ball rolling and let’s see where it takes us :smiling_imp:

The Twelve days Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me.
Some Fried chicken in a bucket

Some Fried chicken in a bucket

On the second day of christmas
my true love gave to me

Two immigrant’s

and some fried chicken in a bucket…

On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Three hands free cradles.
Lindsey.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Four parking tickets
Three hands free cradles
Two immergrants
and a bucket of KFC

Five rubber rings…

Four parking tickets

Three hands free cradles

Two immigrants

And a bucket of KFC :stuck_out_tongue:

Six DVDs

Five Rubber Rings

Four Parking Tickets

Three Hands Free Cradles

Two Immigrants

And A Buket Of KFC

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Bully

on the seventh day of xmas my true love sent to me

seven wrong turnings :angry:
six dvd’s
five rubber rings
four parking tickets
three hands free cradles
two immigrants
and a bucket of kfc

jon

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Nine Hours Driving
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC

On the Tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Ten missed phone calls
Nine Hours Driving
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC

On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me:

Eleven tyre fitters
Ten missed phone calls
Nine Hours Driving
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Twelve [zb]'s (had to be, bearing in mind who started this thread) :smiley: :smiley:
Eleven tyre fitters
Ten missed phone calls
Nine Hours Driving
Eight Hours of Waiting
Seven Wrong Turnings
Six DVD’s
Five Rubber Rings
Four Parking Tickets
Three Hands Free Cradles
Two Immigrants
and a Bucket of KFC

encore,encore :smiley:

BAH ! … HUMBUG :imp:

Pat Hasler:
BAH ! … HUMBUG :imp:

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What a great response :laughing:
All we need to do now is form a choir and get the recording out before Christmas, we could have a number one hit on our hands :open_mouth: :sunglasses:

Any ideas for some more rewrites to go on the follow up album??

How about “While shepards washed their socks by night”?

Another follow up one could be…

(sung to a ‘Famous’ Bros tune…)
‘When… will I… will I be Unloaded… I cant answer… I cant answer that…’

Andy are you sure you want to admit, on a public forum, to knowing the words to a Bros song :question: :wink: :smiley:

Ummmm… Errr… Ohhh… Bugger… :laughing:

Umm, Its my part time job to know… I’m a Karaoke DJ…LOL

(better not tell them Ive still got the album…Shhhhh) :unamused:

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