You will need an agency guy in for the ‘minister for silly walks’.
I will take the party whip. 
NO…NO…NO… Dozy should be minister of Education…lmao
dani1972:
raymundo:
war1974 wrote:these skip rats who have 4 kids to 5 dads
How does that work ? ? ?
At least one of the kids she’s not sure who the father is.
someone gets it 
war1974:
dani1972:
raymundo:
war1974 wrote:these skip rats who have 4 kids to 5 dads
How does that work ? ? ?
At least one of the kids she’s not sure who the father is.
someone gets it
Then that should read as 2 possible fathers to 1 of the kids. 
Does it matter who or how many dipped their wick in the lampoil as there can still only be 4 fathers ■■
raymundo:
war1974:
dani1972:
raymundo:
war1974 wrote:these skip rats who have 4 kids to 5 dads
How does that work ? ? ?
At least one of the kids she’s not sure who the father is.
someone gets it
Then that should read as 2 possible fathers to 1 of the kids.
but no doubt they are trying to claim csa from both potential fathers!
Dipper_Dave:
Can I be in charge of internal affairs or be the chief whip.Oh and also in charge of the ministry for silly walks.
Is the silly walk caused by the whip ?
If so you need to be in charge of Education …■■■ education primarily !
I’d like to apply to be minister of misinformation, with Coolrider as PR consultant!
Okay, I’ll go for minister of alco … booze. I drink enough of it.
Evil8Beezle:
I’d like to apply to be minister of misinformation
Sorry bud but I think after his contribution on the “Given the push as night heater did not work” thread then I think the best candidate for spreading misinformation would be truckbling
The-Snowman:
Evil8Beezle:
I’d like to apply to be minister of misinformationSorry bud but I think after his contribution on the “Given the push as night heater did not work” thread then I think the best candidate for spreading misinformation would be truckbling
OK, can I instead be the “Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change” as it sounds a doddle!
I assume you do nothing, and in return heavily polluting companies attempt to throw money at you…
What could possibly go wrong! 
Have we elected a primeminster yet? I’ll nominate tachograph!
I’ll be the tea and cake tester make sure it no posioned for all you trucknet big wigs.
merc0447:
Have we elected a primeminster yet? I’ll nominate tachograph!
No, that’s far too safe a bet…
We need a bit of a loose cannon that’s educated & sensible, but prone to a bit of radical no-nonsense thinking. For that reason I’d nominate Juddian. Automatic Arsetronic gearboxes would instantly be banned, and the inventor of the Eaton Twin Splitter made a Saint! 
Besides, we’ve had plenty of clowns before!
Evil8Beezle:
The-Snowman:
Evil8Beezle:
I’d like to apply to be minister of misinformationSorry bud but I think after his contribution on the “Given the push as night heater did not work” thread then I think the best candidate for spreading misinformation would be truckbling
OK, can I instead be the “Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change” as it sounds a doddle!
I assume you do nothing, and in return heavily polluting companies attempt to throw money at you…
What could possibly go wrong!
Secretary for energy? Does that include hot air? If so we have a winner lol (only joking honest lol ).
Daytrunker:
Secretary for energy? Does that include hot air? If so we have a winner lol
I’m mortally wounded by that, and I’m feeling that while Robroy has his “■■■■■■■”, I have my “BarStewards”!
But I’m not that upset, as I’ve a feeling that “my special friend” has an axe to grind with me
Besides, I’m playing up to it now!
Does that count as more hot air? I don’t want to offend! 
Carryfast as minister of everything, especially foreign policy, aviation, immigration and Industry.
Dipper Dave as minister of MP’s entertainment, from reading his posts I’m sure he’d have a good idea of what type of entertainment they want.
Robroy, to rally the party faithful, so they ignore the total corruption being done by the leaders.
Luke as Defence Minister, obviously he’s better qualified to be minister for Arts, entertainment or broadcasting, even diversity, but heaven forbid we have a minister who actually knows something about his subject.
Evil8Beezle:
merc0447:
Have we elected a primeminster yet? I’ll nominate tachograph!No, that’s far too safe a bet…
We need a bit of a loose cannon that’s educated & sensible, but prone to a bit of radical no-nonsense thinking. For that reason I’d nominate Juddian. Automatic Arsetronic gearboxes would instantly be banned, and the inventor of the Eaton Twin Splitter made a Saint!Besides, we’ve had plenty of clowns before!
Here here! In fact, we probably need a minister in charge of reversing all the lunatic Euro-legislation that DIDN’T enhance a driver’s day, when we successfully Brexit. You mentioned Twin-splitters, which were outlawed by Euro 3 IIRC, so we’ll have those back in for a start! And all those tacho / WTD regs that the UK enforced but the French and Belgians didn’t, to British driver’s cost. I’m sure you lot could add a lot more. Robert
Barrie Tozer - Chancellor of the Exchequer
robert1952:
we probably need a minister in charge of reversing all the lunatic Euro-legislation
Well if there’s reversing involved its not a job for a woman then
Yeah that’s right, I said it 
billybigrig:
Barrie Tozer - Chancellor of the Exchequer
BOOM! You win!
We could turn boring old suave politics on its head. Move those out of their comfort zones to make them work in roles polar opposite to their natural traits. These are actual posts, except the last one.
The radical trucknet cabinet:-
Minister of state for schools - Juddian - he loves kids
Minister of state for transport - Dozy
Secretary of state for international development - Carryfast
Minister of state for employment - Conor
Minister of state for skills - Dozy (again?)
Minister of state for culture and technology - Robroy
Parlimantary under secretary of state for Women and equalities - Dipper
Minister without portfolio - V40lly
Head of SIS and security (a new title) - Pimpdaddy
All in good jest don’t lose your ■■■■■■■ now