Youth info
According to todayâs regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids
in the 60âs, 70âs and early 80âs probably shouldnât have survived, because
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Our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which
was
promptly chewed and licked.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or
cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.
When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent
âclackersâ on our wheels. (I think you will find they were known as spokey
dokeys - some old git wrote this)
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags riding in
the passenger seat was a treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the
same.
We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy pop with sugar in
it,
but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.
We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no-one
actually died from this.
We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top
speed
down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into
stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we
were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one
minded.
We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99
channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones,
no
personal computers, no Internet chat rooms. We had friends we went outside
and found them.
We played elastics and street rounders, and sometimes that ball really
hurt.
We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones but there were no lawsuits.
We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other parents.
We played knock-down-ginger and were afraid of the owners catching us.
We walked to friendâs homes.
We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didnât rely on mummy or
daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner. (Iâd like to
add if they did drive a car it wasnât a huge bull bar equipped 4x4 SUV)
We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.
We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They
actually sided with the law.
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem
solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of
innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to
deal with it all.
And youâre one of them. Congratulations!
Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow up as real kids,
before
lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own goodâŚ
TO THE YOUTH OF TODAY>>>
For those of you who arenât old enough, thought you might like to read
about
us.
This my friends, is surprisingly frighteningâŚand it might put a smile
on your face: The majority of students in universities today were born in
1983âŚThey are called youth.
They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and the
Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel.
They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena or Belinda Carlisle.
For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.
AIDS has existed since they were born.
CDâs have existed since they were born.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they canât imagine
how this fat guy could be a god of dance.
They believe that Charlieâs Angels and Mission Impossible are Films from
last year.
They can never imagine life before computers.
Theyâll never have pretended to be the A Team, Red Hand Gang or the Famous
Five.
Theyâll never have applied to be on Jimâll Fix It or Why Donât You.
They canât believe a black and white television ever existed and donât even
know how to switch on a TV without a remote control.
And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a
mobile
phone.
Now letâs check if weâre getting oldâŚ
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You understand what was written above and you smile.
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You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
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Your friends are getting married/already married.
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You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with
computers.
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When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
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You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
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You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good old
days,
repeating again all the funny stories you have experienced together.
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Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some other
friends because you think they will like it tooâŚ
Yes, youâre getting older!!!