Had a mate who used to do a betabake door to door bread round years ago .one dark morning got caught very short and was a bit early to knock and ask a customer for the use of a toilet so he just shut the back doors emptied a loaf of bread out of a bag and proceeded to crap in the bag only for an inpatient customer waiting for his bread thinking he was having 40 winks opens the door with me mate holding the bag under his arse while pointing his oldboy in the bag with his thumb just as the load hit the bottom of the bag. He never did go for unfair dismissal.
Got taken short few years back was a “curry job” was on the A41 heading to Hemel. Managed to get a layby jumped out the truck headed for the ditch there was a broken wire fence on the floor, yes you got it boot got caught in between the wire, head first in the ditch. Got an almighty bang to my head (like in cartoons when the birdies fly round your head) I didn’t know where I was for around 15 seconds. Pants down let rip was like a bomb went off It was like I had won the lottery. Back to cab looked in the mirror not only did my back passage feel like it had been abused by Mike Tyson my head did to.
burnley-si:
never leave home without them
They won’t help for anything other than a minor tummy issue. Not even concrete mix will stop a full on attack… Lol
ORC:
If it’s Imodium you need, look for the own brand diarrhoea relief tablets in the supermarkets instead. If you check out the small print you’ll find the active ingredients are identical but they are a fraction of the price. This is the same for Neurofen (Ibuprofen), Lemsip and many other over-the-counter medicines. Save a fortune by avoiding the brand names and you’ll still be getting exactly the same products.
I once purchased sainsburys own brand they were like 2p pieces had the squirts once and suffice to say they didn’t work.
They may of worked if I shoved them up my ■■■ as a blocker but swallowing them didn’t do it for me so Imodium it is every time.