I don’t think there many tricks that you need to be taught Harry. 
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
I don’t think there many tricks that you need to be taught Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, even a man of my mature years is still capable of being taught something
new, the only trouble is it’s forgotten just as fast as it’s supposed to be absorbed.
thanks harry, long retired.
Got a idea Harry, 
put a cork in your right ear,and listen with your left ear, 
then quickly put a cork in your left ear, to stop the info leaking out! 
Norman Ingram:
Got a idea Harry,
Are you related to Jimmy Cricket the comedian Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Got a idea Harry,
hiya,
That’s a bloody good idea Norm, what’s a cork??.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Got a idea Harry,hiya,
That’s a bloody good idea Norm, what’s a cork??.
thanks harry, long retired.
The Statler and Waldorf of Trucknet,you’s two should be on “Spitting Image” would be a far better “craic” than the Muppets Cheers Dennis.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Got a idea Harry,hiya,
That’s a bloody good idea Norm, what’s a cork??.
thanks harry, long retired.
Can you hear him Harry. I said can…
Cheers Dave.
A cork is one of those things you used to pull out of those old whisky bottle with you teeth, when you was a young man, Or when in the army you had the trots, you wished you had!
Norman Ingram:
A cork is one of those things you used to pull out of those old whisky bottle with you teeth, when you was a young man,
Whisky Norm. I have never tasted the stuff, let alone pulled the cork out with my teeth. Did have a mate who used to take the top off a bottle of beer, its a wonder he never broke his teeth the daft creature, he went on to be another lorry driver before ending up in the same situation as me. Quite unusual two of us from the same small village ending up with spinal injuries sustained at work.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
A cork is one of those things you used to pull out of those old whisky bottle with you teeth, when you was a young man,
hiya,
Not many corked bottles around now Norm even the finest single malts
come with screw caps which is a good idea because I can never find the
bleedin’ corkscrew, it’s the same at Christmas I can never find the ■■■■
nutcrackers either and when I do I’ve usually mislaid my dentures so I
can’t eat the things anyway, life’s a ■■■■■.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
A cork is one of those things you used to pull out of those old whisky bottle with you teeth, when you was a young man,hiya,
Not many corked bottles around now Norm even the finest single malts
come with screw caps which is a good idea because I can never find the
bleedin’ corkscrew, it’s the same at Christmas I can never find the ■■■■
nutcrackers either and when I do I’ve usually mislaid my dentures so I
can’t eat the things anyway, life’s a ■■■■■.
thanks harry, long retired.
hi ach (lr) a friend of mine just dropped my aint seen for a time . he had a asda bag with him . and handed it to me . a bottle of teacher,s . magic I was running low . on the back it says 28 units . men 3-4 units a day women 2-3 units a day . I tried putting it in my ear nothing happened ? no cork I expect . well im on my 23rd unit no telling what will happen ? nothing yet but very happy H.A.P.P.Y. . that’s why I wrote this dribble . LOL . -OTTO. the tramper .
Have been away all week working so not had a drink 
I’m only a beer drinker,not like all the hard liquor drinkers on the site.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
I’m only a beer drinker,not like all the hard liquor drinkers on the site.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave have been rather busy today both cleaning the caravan in preparation
for a pending break away also doing rather a lot of sampling in the form of
a single malt or three chased down with several cans of lager intermixed
with a can or two of cider well the wife mentioned she would like the fridge
emptied before we go away so like the good husband I am, I obeyed to the
letter, I drew the line at the bottle of cough medicine which clearly said if,
and I quote, taking this medication you are advised not to drive or operate
machinery, and no matter how hard I looked no way could I find such words
on any of the cans or the Scotch bottle, and I didn’t think I was capable of
operating the vacuum cleaner, so I didn’t.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
I’m only a beer drinker,not like all the hard liquor drinkers on the site.
Cheers Dave.
Do you mind …“social imbibers”
Hiya old friend
After br wsing and coming across the forum who drove bullnose Mercedes I thought got have bit of this.
Iwas shocked when I saw my old merc by the bldy nora it brings back some good memo’s
Ihave got a few more pics of it before bowker painted it.(Charlie poulter colours)You were yes I did love it
great big steering wheel long passenger seat perfect for kipping,while waiting on l/pool docks.
On that note there should not be a charge to me of joining this fan club of yours.Not had this laptop that
l
ong harry so I am still trying to drive it can you tell a couple of jd’s would help i’m shaw
Guesty44:
Hiya old friend
After br wsing and coming across the forum who drove bullnose Mercedes I thought got have bit of this.
Iwas shocked when I saw my old merc by the bldy nora it brings back some good memo’s
Ihave got a few more pics of it before bowker painted it.(Charlie poulter colours)You were yes I did love it
great big steering wheel long passenger seat perfect for kipping,while waiting on l/pool docks.
l
ong harry so I am still trying to drive it can you tell a couple of jd’s would help i’m shaw
hiya,
Well done Fred you managed to get back on here, don’t think I ever saw your
old Merc in Chas Poulter colours it was always in the Bowker “new” livery, mine
the “Powerhouse” never got the new paint job, I remember you used to polish
the radiator header tank on the Merc you must have used a gallon of Brasso to
get a shine like that you could bloody shave in it, I worked for Bowker three
times at the peak of my chop and change period so maybe the three Merc’s
arrived during one of my absentee periods, keep in touch Fred.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave, after reading on this thread, I feel myself getting faint with all the fumes of these single malt whisky drinkers. So I will not stay to long, as I might end up drunk! 
Norman Ingram:
Dave, after reading on this thread,
hiya,
Can’t appreciate it myself Norm I don’t have a sense of smell, but luckily
my sense of taste is still intact so although I can’t smell the single malts I
sure can still taste them and get my enjoyment that way, go on Norm
fill yourself a large glass with only whisky no additives like water yuk’ or
those fancy mixers which should be labelled only suitable for ladies and
willie wufters.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norm Its sniff then sip, That’s the only way to savour the flavour of the fine SingleMalts that Harry & I drink enjoy, We have unlimited tastes of some of the Finest Malts from Scotland, Plus one or two Irish ones that a smooth too, Its little wonder we are in fine fettle these days Eh, Rock on Harry & Larry, The Monarchs Of The Glens, Fiddic/Morangie of course, Regards Larry.