Lawrence Dunbar:
Norm Its sniff then sip, That’s the only way to savour the flavour of the fine SingleMalts that Harry & I drink enjoy, We have unlimited tastes of some of the Finest Malts from Scotland, Plus one or two Irish ones that a smooth too, Its little wonder we are in fine fettle these days Eh, Rock on Harry & Larry, The Monarchs Of The Glens, Fiddic/Morangie of course, Regards Larry.
Larry, I would drink more whiskey if I could stop the “whiskey fairy” from sampling my stock. Every time I crack open a bottle it disappears in a crack!! I CAN’T have drunk all that, . At the moment I’m reduced to “Brown Dog” with a cider chaser, I hope the “family” who want all these jobs done take pity on a poor hard up pensioner - ex lorry driver. Regards Kev.
Norman Ingram:
Got a idea Harry, put a cork in your right ear,and listen with your left ear, then quickly put a cork in your left ear, to stop the info leaking out!
hiya,
That’s a bloody good idea Norm, what’s a cork??.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry Ive just uncorked a bottle of 10 year old Talisker 45.8Volt the seal is harder to remove than the cork, But of course the easy & very nice bit is drinking this lovely stuff, Of course purely for medicinal purpose only, Its a pity its not on prescription for us oldies Eh, Perhaps not we might be ■■■■■■ all the time instead of some of the time Eh, Ha Ha, I wish, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norm Its sniff then sip, That’s the only way to savour the flavour of the fine SingleMalts that Harry & I drink enjoy, We have unlimited tastes of some of the Finest Malts from Scotland, Plus one or two Irish ones that a smooth too, Its little wonder we are in fine fettle these days Eh, Rock on Harry & Larry, The Monarchs Of The Glens, Fiddic/Morangie of course, Regards Larry.
Larry, I would drink more whiskey if I could stop the “whiskey fairy” from sampling my stock. Every time I crack open a bottle it disappears in a crack!! I CAN’T have drunk all that, . At the moment I’m reduced to “Brown Dog” with a cider chaser, I hope the “family” who want all these jobs done take pity on a poor hard up pensioner - ex lorry driver. Regards Kev.
Kev I know the feeling Im under constent watch, My daughter is away for the weekend so I have a bit of leeway, My good ladies health is improving a bit so Im able to relax with a few Malts, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norm Its sniff then sip, That’s the only way to savour the flavour of the fine SingleMalts that Harry & I drink enjoy, We have unlimited tastes of some of the Finest Malts from Scotland, Plus one or two Irish ones that a smooth too, Its little wonder we are in fine fettle these days Eh, Rock on Harry & Larry, The Monarchs Of The Glens, Fiddic/Morangie of course, Regards Larry.
Larry, I would drink more whiskey if I could stop the “whiskey fairy” from sampling my stock. Every time I crack open a bottle it disappears in a crack!! I CAN’T have drunk all that, . At the moment I’m reduced to “Brown Dog” with a cider chaser, I hope the “family” who want all these jobs done take pity on a poor hard up pensioner - ex lorry driver. Regards Kev.
hiya,
I see you’re after more information , I’ll never sell my book my life’s work at this rate,
the trick of keeping the whisky fairy at bay is get a large hip flask a la Larrry and as
you open a new bottle decant it into the flask and you can transfer same to any of
your pockets thus keeping their thieving fingers away, I’m sorry I can’t advise you on
the state of being a poverty stricken pensioner I’ve been poor now for so long now I’ve
grown to accept the food parcels that arrive weekly from Third World Countries, that’s
enough Kev I can see I’ll be driving you back to work.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hiya Harry your right again.I remember bowker taking it up to the lakes on a weekend with low loader
with boat on the back.Iwas not amused on the Monday morning when the inside was full of toffee papers
stickey marks all over my polished dash ( not-amused ) can’t blame the kids.He was only the owner we were
the bosses when we went through that gate “eh” Harry.
bloody hell harry , i’ve just opened this thread and the whiskey fumes nearly knocked me over . having not long returned from the land of the amber nectar i though i was used to the aroma , but when you and larry get going it takes a stronger man than me to keep up . cheers , dave
animal:
Have been away all week working so not had a drink
Know worries pet I will have my hip flasks full so you can taste them at your leisure at the next get together my dear, See you then, Regards Larry.
Thanks dear might even bring some of the amber nectar to wet the baby head that I have
hiya,
Bring a dozen bottles Ang and we’ll give the little un’ the best head wetting
session it’ll ever have in fact bring the little un’ along and we’ll, Larry and me
that is, will teach the bairn the secret of enjoying the single malts.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
I’m only a beer drinker,not like all the hard liquor drinkers on the site.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave have been rather busy today both cleaning the caravan in preparation
for a pending break away also doing rather a lot of sampling in the form of
a single malt or three chased down with several cans of lager intermixed
with a can or two of cider well the wife mentioned she would like the fridge
emptied before we go away so like the good husband I am, I obeyed to the
letter, I drew the line at the bottle of cough medicine which clearly said if,
and I quote, taking this medication you are advised not to drive or operate
machinery, and no matter how hard I looked no way could I find such words
on any of the cans or the Scotch bottle, and I didn’t think I was capable of
operating the vacuum cleaner, so I didn’t.
thanks harry, long retired.
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harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
I’m only a beer drinker,not like all the hard liquor drinkers on the site.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave have been rather busy today both cleaning the caravan in preparation
for a pending break away also doing rather a lot of sampling in the form of
a single malt or three chased down with several cans of lager intermixed
with a can or two of cider well the wife mentioned she would like the fridge
emptied before we go away so like the good husband I am, I obeyed to the
letter, I drew the line at the bottle of cough medicine which clearly said if,
and I quote, taking this medication you are advised not to drive or operate
machinery, and no matter how hard I looked no way could I find such words
on any of the cans or the Scotch bottle, and I didn’t think I was capable of
operating the vacuum cleaner, so I didn’t.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry I do believe you are the biggest skiving so in so I had had the pleasure of meeting, if you told your wife that single malt whisky would never touch your lips. you would get a funnel and trickle it down your throat or wear thick lipstick!
Norman Ingram:
Harry I do believe you are the biggest skiving so in so I had had the pleasure of meeting, if you told your wife that single malt whisky would never touch your lips. you would get a funnel and trickle it down your throat or wear thick lipstick!
I think Harry only uses the malt to disinfect the caravan fridge Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Harry I do believe you are the biggest skiving so in so I had had the pleasure of meeting, if you told your wife that single malt whisky would never touch your lips. you would get a funnel and trickle it down your throat or wear thick lipstick!
Funny you should mention the lipstick Norm as a reliable “sauce” (HP) told me that “H” has been clocked in “The Brown Bear” wearing lipstick and high heels,must have been fancy dress night I guess as he can’t be a cross dresser with his “form” surely Dennis.
