1 It is important to have a man who helps at home & knows how to cook & clean & has a job
2 It is important that he make you laugh
3 It is important you can trust him & want only you
4 It is important to have a man who is god in bed & enjoys being with you
5 It is absolutely vital that these four men dont know each other
I don’t reckon that a bloke that preaches religion in bed would be much good to you Ang
Cheers Dave.
Dave I’ll have you know that I have never preached in any region either U.K or Europe as I do not have vocabulary or intellect
cheers Johnnie
1 It is important to have a man who helps at home & knows how to cook & clean & has a job
2 It is important that he make you laugh
3 It is important you can trust him & want only you
4 It is important to have a man who is god in bed & enjoys being with you
5 It is absolutely vital that these four men dont know each other
I don’t reckon that a bloke that preaches religion in bed would be much good to you Ang
Cheers Dave.
Dave I’ll have you know that I have never preached in any region either U.K or Europe as I do not have vocabulary or intellect
cheers Johnnie
Neither have I Johnnie. I’m agnostic about that lot.
Cheers Dave.
religion my arse , we laid the father in law to rest on monday and the wife told me to put a fiver in the collection . not likely , the church fee was 385 quid , 700 odd pounds an hour , and then there will be a fee for interring the ashes and he had already paid for his place next to his wife . it isn’t a religion , it’s an industry .i’ve told my family that if they take me near a church i’ll come back and haunt them ., cheers , dave
rigsby:
religion my arse , we laid the father in law to rest on monday and the wife told me to put a fiver in the collection . not likely , the church fee was 385 quid , 700 odd pounds an hour , and then there will be a fee for interring the ashes and he had already paid for his place next to his wife . it isn’t a religion , it’s an industry .i’ve told my family that if they take me near a church i’ll come back and haunt them ., cheers , dave
Its through the gas fire or the anthracite for me Dave. I don’t want anyone sweating their goolies off digging a hole for me. A lot of my family,parents included were cremated. IIn years to come most of the churches will be gone,and the Boot Hill section will just be a lawn.
Cheers Dave.
rigsby:
religion my arse , we laid the father in law to rest on monday and the wife told me to put a fiver in the collection . not likely , the church fee was 385 quid , 700 odd pounds an hour , and then there will be a fee for interring the ashes and he had already paid for his place next to his wife . it isn’t a religion , it’s an industry .i’ve told my family that if they take me near a church i’ll come back and haunt them ., cheers , dave
Its through the gas fire or the anthracite for me Dave. I don’t want anyone sweating their goolies off digging a hole for me. A lot of my family,parents included were cremated. IIn years to come most of the churches will be gone,and the Boot Hill section will just be a lawn.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
For me, and hopefully my last requests will be granted it’ll be a case of whipped away
no fancy treatments straight into a cardboard box and up the fire back as quick as it
can possibly be done by-passing the “sky pilot” who doesn’t know me from Adam, how
can he tell the mourners what a fine chap I was when we’ve never even met, Dave I
reckon your spot on with your views on the modern church it is just a money making
racket and I’ll be very annoyed if any of my hard earned was going to the church they
have more than enough already without getting owt from me, it would be nice to go
out the way you requested, although those bony fingered morticians try to get the
bereaved to take additional services at astronomical fees at a time when people are
at their most vulnerable. Wonder how much leccy they could produce by throwing my
remains in the nearby power station boiler, now there’s a thought, cheap power.
thanks harry, long retired.
rigsby:
religion my arse , we laid the father in law to rest on monday and the wife told me to put a fiver in the collection . not likely , the church fee was 385 quid , 700 odd pounds an hour , and then there will be a fee for interring the ashes and he had already paid for his place next to his wife . it isn’t a religion , it’s an industry .i’ve told my family that if they take me near a church i’ll come back and haunt them ., cheers , dave
Its through the gas fire or the anthracite for me Dave. I don’t want anyone sweating their goolies off digging a hole for me. A lot of my family,parents included were cremated. IIn years to come most of the churches will be gone,and the Boot Hill section will just be a lawn.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
For me, and hopefully my last requests will be granted it’ll be a case of whipped away
no fancy treatments straight into a cardboard box and up the fire back as quick as it
can possibly be done by-passing the “sky pilot” who doesn’t know me from Adam, how
can he tell the mourners what a fine chap I was when we’ve never even met, Dave I
reckon your spot on with your views on the modern church it is just a money making
racket and I’ll be very annoyed if any of my hard earned was going to the church they
have more than enough already without getting owt from me, it would be nice to go
out the way you requested, although those bony fingered morticians try to get the
bereaved to take additional services at astronomical fees at a time when people are
at their most vulnerable. Wonder how much leccy they could produce by throwing my
remains in the nearby power station boiler, now there’s a thought, cheap power.
thanks harry, long retired.
Sorry to say Harry but a cardboard box cost a lot more
Whoa, Whoa, What’s all this talk about death and religion? at our age (well, mine) I can well do without it, so come on, buck up you lot and let’s have no more of this doom and gloom.
i haven’t got a religious bone in my body brian , but i was complaining about the inflated cost for a vicar to spend 30 minutes uttering platitudes , and the church wasn’t even heated . fair play , the dad in law was a good age , 89 , and he was active to the end , and the wake was well attended (and lubricated ) . last of his generation i suppose , burma star veteran and all round good egg . cheers , dave
I can’t do with religion,At our Claire’s funeral (Claire was my daughter) I arranged a humanist funeral, it went well, Our Claire (she was 43) had always said that if anything ever happened to her, “none of this religion rubbish for me dad, send me on my way and get down to the pub and have a pint”. So we did just that.
grumpy old man:
I can’t do with religion,At our Claire’s funeral (Claire was my daughter) I arranged a humanist funeral, it went well, Our Claire (she was 43) had always said that if anything ever happened to her, “none of this religion rubbish for me dad, send me on my way and get down to the pub and have a pint”. So we did just that.
Hiya,
Now GOM that would suit me fine and Ang cardboard expensive ,I do have a piece of
flysheet down the shed that I had to cover the old Norton (long gone) just roll me in
that at least I’ll feel at home and it’ll save the missus having to drag it to the skip if
she decides to clear all my gear out when I croak.
thanks harry, long retired.
grumpy old man:
I can’t do with religion,At our Claire’s funeral (Claire was my daughter) I arranged a humanist funeral, it went well, Our Claire (she was 43) had always said that if anything ever happened to her, “none of this religion rubbish for me dad, send me on my way and get down to the pub and have a pint”. So we did just that.
Hiya,
Now GOM that would suit me fine and Ang cardboard expensive ,I do have a piece of
flysheet down the shed that I had to cover the old Norton (long gone) just roll me in
that at least I’ll feel at home and it’ll save the missus having to drag it to the skip if
she decides to clear all my gear out when I croak.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hi Harry,
Is it true that one of the Grandkids asked if you could make a noise like a frog, you replied ‘I suppose so, why?’
‘Well, it’s just that Nana says we can all go to Disney when you croak!’
grumpy old man:
I can’t do with religion,At our Claire’s funeral (Claire was my daughter) I arranged a humanist funeral, it went well, Our Claire (she was 43) had always said that if anything ever happened to her, “none of this religion rubbish for me dad, send me on my way and get down to the pub and have a pint”. So we did just that.
Hiya,
Now GOM that would suit me fine and Ang cardboard expensive ,I do have a piece of
flysheet down the shed that I had to cover the old Norton (long gone) just roll me in
that at least I’ll feel at home and it’ll save the missus having to drag it to the skip if
she decides to clear all my gear out when I croak.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hi Harry,
Is it true that one of the Grandkids asked if you could make a noise like a frog, you replied ‘I suppose so, why?’
‘Well, it’s just that Nana says we can all go to Disney when you croak!’
John
I’ve been to a couple of humanist funerals and found them very good. All the very peaceful without the religion. I also went to one of a retired lorry driver a couple of years ago, and the undertaker took the service, said a bit about him,played some of his favorite classical music, which would have surprised people that didn’t know the bloke, as he was a hard living rough diamond, but enjoyed opera etc on the radio. A good way to do the job. I might get my will changed,so that the undertaker can do mine. I don’t want any Vicar making money out of me. A bit of heavy rock and country music for me and ta ta mate.
Cheers Dave.
grumpy old man:
I can’t do with religion,At our Claire’s funeral (Claire was my daughter) I arranged a humanist funeral, it went well, Our Claire (she was 43) had always said that if anything ever happened to her, “none of this religion rubbish for me dad, send me on my way and get down to the pub and have a pint”. So we did just that.
Hiya,
Now GOM that would suit me fine and Ang cardboard expensive ,I do have a piece of
flysheet down the shed that I had to cover the old Norton (long gone) just roll me in
that at least I’ll feel at home and it’ll save the missus having to drag it to the skip if
she decides to clear all my gear out when I croak.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hi Harry,
Is it true that one of the Grandkids asked if you could make a noise like a frog, you replied ‘I suppose so, why?’
‘Well, it’s just that Nana says we can all go to Disney when you croak!’
John
I’ve been to a couple of humanist funerals and found them very good. All the very peaceful without the religion. I also went to one of a retired lorry driver a couple of years ago, and the undertaker took the service, said a bit about him,played some of his favorite classical music, which would have surprised people that didn’t know the bloke, as he was a hard living rough diamond, but enjoyed opera etc on the radio. A good way to do the job. I might get my will changed,so that the undertaker can do mine. I don’t want any Vicar making money out of me. A bit of heavy rock and country music for me and ta ta mate.
Cheers Dave.
Had a humanist for my dad few years back was nice better than most religious ones
At mine the kids are going to have played Ding dong the witch is dead & Sleep when Im dead ( Bonjovi )
Got my plot in Kingsthorpe Cemetery, I shall be sent off with Some where over the rainbow, because I have loved it ever since I saw it when I was two years old, also saw Bambi, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty,Pinocchlo, Dumbo.
Norman Ingram:
Got my plot in Kingsthorpe Cemetery, I shall be sent off with Some where over the rainbow, because I have loved it ever since I saw it when I was two years old, also saw Bambi, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty,Pinocchlo, Dumbo.
You will have a colourful send off, with that lot there Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Well Norm, I want my ashes tipped into the Cong Burn which is not far from our house
and is just prior to the River Wear which in turn isn’t too far from the North Sea and a
last wish will be granted, so Norm I might just get to give you a wave as I float down
to where the North Sea joins the English Channel and I’ll be feeding the fish instead
of catching them from over the arse end of a trawler, that must be good for the
environment and you know you might just get a taste of me with your cod n’ chips.
thanks harry, long retired.
What’s all this talk about death and religion? at our age (well, mine) I can well do without it, so come on, buck up you lot and let’s have no more of this doom and gloom.
