rigsby:
johnny , i have heard that you are so contrary , in the land of dee dahs you are a dah dee . is there a church near you dedicated to saint brenda ?.
Dave I will say that she as the patience of a Saint 
and most of mine as well
cheers Johnnie 
Hiya,
Ah’ women what would we do without them, ■■■■ I’ve left it too late to find out now,
but if I was offered a gold clock for mine I wouldn’t let her go but if someone offered
me two gold clocks the idea would be given a good coat of looking at.
thanks harry, long retired.
I dont have either a man or a woman for that matter around
Still single
The top men will be heading your way now dear, bottle of whisky in one hand flower’s in the other could be a duel between harry and larry metro carpark. cheer’s bob
blackbox:
The top men will be heading your way now dear, bottle of whisky in one hand flower’s in the other could be a duel between harry and larry metro carpark. cheer’s bob
Hiya,
I don’t reckon it would be worth me turning up our Larry is in better nick than me.
thanks harry, long retired.
you’re both too old for ang , she wants a man to love not nurse . wouldn’t it be nice if our bodies stayed as young as our minds ?
rigsby:
you’re both too old for ang , she wants a man to love not nurse . wouldn’t it be nice if our bodies stayed as young as our minds ?
I’m not THAT old so would I qualify? I can cook, clean, do shopping, repair MOST vehicles, have my own teeth (they cost me £200 back in 1983 so I reckon they are mine!) and am not TOO bad looking in bad light. Non smoker and virtually tee total (though Ang may well drive me to drink eventually). Pretty sure that my missus wouldn’t mind sharing me, at 6’4" and 16 stone there is plenty of me to go around.
Pete.
windrush:
rigsby:
you’re both too old for ang , she wants a man to love not nurse . wouldn’t it be nice if our bodies stayed as young as our minds ?I’m not THAT old so would I qualify? I can cook, clean, do shopping, repair MOST vehicles, have my own teeth (they cost me £200 back in 1983 so I reckon they are mine!) and am not TOO bad looking in bad light. Non smoker and virtually tee total (though Ang may well drive me to drink eventually). Pretty sure that my missus wouldn’t mind sharing me, at 6’4" and 16 stone there is plenty of me to go around.
Pete.
You would have the best qualifications on this thread Pete. Only trouble would be, either you stood in a trench, or Ang stood on a stool, because I think she is only a little lady.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
You would have the best qualifications on this thread Pete. Only trouble would be, either you stood in a trench, or Ang stood on a stool, because I think she is only a little lady.
Cheers Dave.
Well Dave, I COULD say something like “We would be the same height laying down” but I am too much of a gentleman to even consider saying that! Ang on a stool would be ok though, she could get any cobwebs off of the light fittings while she was up there.
Pete.
blackbox:
The top men will be heading your way now dear, bottle of whisky in one hand flower’s in the other could be a duel between harry and larry metro carpark. cheer’s bob
A duel indeed, Well it sounds good to me, But no weapons, Only Litre bottles of the best single high voltage malts, Im up for a challenge any time but I think old Harry would have the edge on me in this case, Ha Ha, Regards Larry.
Well speaking of our good old wives, I have been with my good lady for nearly 60 years & I wouldn’t change her for the world, Mind you she hates wagons, When I was running our small family firm with my two sons we had many fall outs when I had booked a table at our fave restaurant & had to cancel because I was held up on the road or repairing on of the trailers or wagons, But apart from that she does like being driven around in the Jag that was bought with the hard earned money from the wagons that she hated, We are both in our very late 70s & still have the odd fallout but nothing too serious, Its usualy about the amount of wine & malt whisky that I buy & consume, But she loves me to bits, So she keeps telling me, Lucky me Eh, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Well speaking of our good old wives, I have been with my good lady for nearly 60 years & I wouldn’t change her for the world, Mind you she hates wagons, When I was running our small family firm with my two sons we had many fall outs when I had booked a table at our fave restaurant & had to cancel because I was held up on the road or repairing on of the trailers or wagons, But apart from that she does like being driven around in the Jag that was bought with the hard earned money from the wagons that she hated, We are both in our very late 70s & still have the odd fallout but nothing too serious, Its usualy about the amount of wine & malt whisky that I buy & consume, But she loves me to bits, So she keeps telling me, Lucky me Eh, Regards Larry.
Hiya,
I’ve heard people say they’ve been married this amount of years and never had a wrong word in my
opinion they are telling porkies either that or they are very boring, my wife does however jokingly
tell friends that her and myself never argue quickly adding we never speak so don’t get chance.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Well speaking of our good old wives, I have been with my good lady for nearly 60 years & I wouldn’t change her for the world, Mind you she hates wagons, When I was running our small family firm with my two sons we had many fall outs when I had booked a table at our fave restaurant & had to cancel because I was held up on the road or repairing on of the trailers or wagons, But apart from that she does like being driven around in the Jag that was bought with the hard earned money from the wagons that she hated, We are both in our very late 70s & still have the odd fallout but nothing too serious, Its usualy about the amount of wine & malt whisky that I buy & consume, But she loves me to bits, So she keeps telling me, Lucky me Eh, Regards Larry.Hiya,
I’ve heard people say they’ve been married this amount of years and never had a wrong word in my
opinion they are telling porkies either that or they are very boring, my wife does however jokingly
tell friends that her and myself never argue quickly adding we never speak so don’t get chance.
thanks harry, long retired.
I have known quite a few blokes who are loud and aggressive when they are out,or at work, but frightened to death of their wives. Quite comical in my opinion.
Cheers Dave.
I worked with a driver in the 50s, Who was a right noisey sort of a bloke, He used to tell us drivers how to do everything even how to stir your bloody tea, What a nugget IMO, anyway I gave him a lift home one Sat afternoon & he insisted that I came in for a cuppa, So in I went & the first thing his missus said, I hope your feet a clean, Anyway I had the cup of tea , & realised it was his wife that had him they way he was at work, She ruled the roost for sure, In fact I think he was terrified of her, She was abrupt in everything she said & Im sure she didn’t care for anyone but herself, But he wouldn’t have a wrong word spoken about her, Funny old world we live in Eh, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Well speaking of our good old wives, I have been with my good lady for nearly 60 years & I wouldn’t change her for the world, Mind you she hates wagons, When I was running our small family firm with my two sons we had many fall outs when I had booked a table at our fave restaurant & had to cancel because I was held up on the road or repairing on of the trailers or wagons, But apart from that she does like being driven around in the Jag that was bought with the hard earned money from the wagons that she hated, We are both in our very late 70s & still have the odd fallout but nothing too serious, Its usualy about the amount of wine & malt whisky that I buy & consume, But she loves me to bits, So she keeps telling me, Lucky me Eh, Regards Larry.
WE all have verbal riots Larry, anybody who says marriage is all sweetness and light is lying. But, we were still at school when we met, we’re well stricken in years now and we’re still together so we must be doing something right. 
Five Secrets to a Perfect relationship
1 It is important to have a man who helps at home & knows how to cook & clean & has a job
2 It is important that he make you laugh
3 It is important you can trust him & want only you
4 It is important to have a man who is god in bed & enjoys being with you
5 It is absolutely vital that these four men dont know each other
Hiya,
Sorry Ang don’t fit any of those categories, well maybe the making laugh bit
and I aren’t telling you why.
thanks harry, long retired.
Well I guess that 4 out of the 5 isn’t bad really, NOBODY is perfect.
Pete.
animal:
Five Secrets to a Perfect relationship1 It is important to have a man who helps at home & knows how to cook & clean & has a job
2 It is important that he make you laugh
3 It is important you can trust him & want only you
4 It is important to have a man who is god in bed & enjoys being with you
5 It is absolutely vital that these four men dont know each other
I don’t reckon that a bloke that preaches religion in bed would be much good to you Ang 
Cheers Dave.
Caught it before it slipped onto page 2.