Good god you men I do most of the DIY in my house as nobody else to do it
sammyopisite:
rigsby:
you’d better sup my share as well brian , i haven’t drunk alcohol since 2005 . i started the medication which i still have to take every day and 3 of the boxes have AVOID ALCOHOL printed on them . i asked my gp what would happen if i did drink and he reckoned i would be dead or at least wishing i was . i got used to it , but i still get fed up when we go out for a meal and i’m the only one on soft drinks . cheers , daveDave if some well meaning sole buys you any malt whisky for Christmas you know I will provide a good safe home for it
cheers Johnnie
Whoa, whoa, take your place in the queue my good fellow, give the old serious malt drinkers a chance.
grumpy old man:
sammyopisite:
rigsby:
you’d better sup my share as well brian , i haven’t drunk alcohol since 2005 . i started the medication which i still have to take every day and 3 of the boxes have AVOID ALCOHOL printed on them . i asked my gp what would happen if i did drink and he reckoned i would be dead or at least wishing i was . i got used to it , but i still get fed up when we go out for a meal and i’m the only one on soft drinks . cheers , daveDave if some well meaning sole buys you any malt whisky for Christmas you know I will provide a good safe home for it
cheers Johnnie
Whoa, whoa, take your place in the queue my good fellow, give the old serious malt drinkers a chance.
GOM Have a look into Morrisons at Heckmondwyke they have some good cheap priced Malts, Ive just got a couple of bottles £27, 00 each, Luvly Jubbly, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
grumpy old man:
sammyopisite:
rigsby:
you’d better sup my share as well brian , i haven’t drunk alcohol since 2005 . i started the medication which i still have to take every day and 3 of the boxes have AVOID ALCOHOL printed on them . i asked my gp what would happen if i did drink and he reckoned i would be dead or at least wishing i was . i got used to it , but i still get fed up when we go out for a meal and i’m the only one on soft drinks . cheers , daveDave if some well meaning sole buys you any malt whisky for Christmas you know I will provide a good safe home for it
cheers Johnnie
Whoa, whoa, take your place in the queue my good fellow, give the old serious malt drinkers a chance.
GOM Have a look into Morrisons at Heckmondwyke they have some good cheap priced Malts, Ive just got a couple of bottles £27, 00 each, Luvly Jubbly, Regards Larry.
thank you, I shall dust the bus pass off and have a ride over in the morning.
Oh, and it’s HECKMONDWIKE…I was born there. I spent my formative years peering through the fence at Harold Woods down Wormold Street.thinking "one day I’ll drive one of those AEC’s…and I did. 
why dust the bus pass off , get the good lady to run you down in the jag . you’ll have a good reason to need a drink to steady your nerves .
animal:
Good god you men I do most of the DIY in my house as nobody else to do it
Ang your a star my dear, Keep up the good work, Regards Larry.
grumpy old man:
Lawrence Dunbar:
grumpy old man:
sammyopisite:
rigsby:
you’d better sup my share as well brian , i haven’t drunk alcohol since 2005 . i started the medication which i still have to take every day and 3 of the boxes have AVOID ALCOHOL printed on them . i asked my gp what would happen if i did drink and he reckoned i would be dead or at least wishing i was . i got used to it , but i still get fed up when we go out for a meal and i’m the only one on soft drinks . cheers , daveDave if some well meaning sole buys you any malt whisky for Christmas you know I will provide a good safe home for it
cheers Johnnie
Whoa, whoa, take your place in the queue my good fellow, give the old serious malt drinkers a chance.
GOM Have a look into Morrisons at Heckmondwyke they have some good cheap priced Malts, Ive just got a couple of bottles £27, 00 each, Luvly Jubbly, Regards Larry.
thank you, I shall dust the bus pass off and have a ride over in the morning.
Oh, and it’s HECKMONDWIKE…I was born there. I spent my formative years peering through the fence at Harold Woods down Wormold Street.thinking "one day I’ll drive one of those AEC’s…and I did.
Sorry about the spelling GOM, I thought it was the same a Wyke near Hipperholme I used to deliver there years ago, Anyway did you manage to purchase some Malts ■■, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
grumpy old man:
Lawrence Dunbar:
grumpy old man:
sammyopisite:
rigsby:
you’d better sup my share as well brian , i haven’t drunk alcohol since 2005 . i started the medication which i still have to take every day and 3 of the boxes have AVOID ALCOHOL printed on them . i asked my gp what would happen if i did drink and he reckoned i would be dead or at least wishing i was . i got used to it , but i still get fed up when we go out for a meal and i’m the only one on soft drinks . cheers , daveDave if some well meaning sole buys you any malt whisky for Christmas you know I will provide a good safe home for it
cheers Johnnie
Whoa, whoa, take your place in the queue my good fellow, give the old serious malt drinkers a chance.
GOM Have a look into Morrisons at Heckmondwyke they have some good cheap priced Malts, Ive just got a couple of bottles £27, 00 each, Luvly Jubbly, Regards Larry.
thank you, I shall dust the bus pass off and have a ride over in the morning.
Oh, and it’s HECKMONDWIKE…I was born there. I spent my formative years peering through the fence at Harold Woods down Wormold Street.thinking "one day I’ll drive one of those AEC’s…and I did.Sorry about the spelling GOM, I thought it was the same a Wyke near Hipperholme I used to deliver there years ago, Anyway did you manage to purchase some Malts ■■, Regards Larry.
Hiya,
Or when you bunch Cleckheaton, Liversedge and Heckmondwike together you get Cleckheckmondsedge .
thanks harry, long retired.
If Mrs GOM sees this about buying even more whisky I fear for my safety. In my best seller “How to Handle Wimmin” there’s a chapter on being subtle, it’s is an art, lull them into feeling all cozy and luvvy, and then just slip it into conversation that you’ve been out spending on whisky. The cozy luvvy mood might vanish, but it won’t be a major conflict. 
most of the women i’ve known ( including the present mrs rigsby ) are like guard dogs , all happy and waggy tails until you’re in range , then they bite your arse . dave renegade is right , never trust nasty dogs or women . we’ve been wed 51 years and i wouldn’t trust her as far as i could throw her ( not very far ).
rigsby:
most of the women i’ve known ( including the present mrs rigsby ) are like guard dogs , all happy and waggy tails until you’re in range , then they bite your arse . dave renegade is right , never trust nasty dogs or women . we’ve been wed 51 years and i wouldn’t trust her as far as i could throw her ( not very far ).
I’m presuming that Mrs Rigsby doesn’t visit this thread, or 51 years may be the limit of that glorious relationship. And in my experience, she’ll get the mine and you’ll get the shaft!
reasonably safe i think , she has no time for old lorries , and she doesn’t know the code to open my computer ;
rigsby:
reasonably safe i think , she has no time for old lorries , and she doesn’t know the code to open my computer ;
Sounds like - after 51 years - she hasn’t much time for old lorry drivers either!
Hiya,
John my missus doesn’t like old lorries and can’t understand why I read about them and
look at pictures of them one thing for certain though is when the paycheck arrived in
the bank at the month end she could fairly give that some stick.
thanks harry, long retired.
rigsby:
reasonably safe i think , she has no time for old lorries , and she doesn’t know the code to open my computer ;
Lets hope she doesn’t find a computer source of her own Riggers!!! If she does, be very scared 
Regards Kev.
she as her own iPad kev , and anyway if she were to find any of this it would just be another day of tongue and cold shoulder for tea . after all these years it tends to go over my head now . cheers , dave
'Ey oop Mr Dunbar, I went to look at the malts yesterday…very disappointed…NO reductions and only 1 Islay (I’m an Islay man), Laphroaig at £32 a bottle. But, it got me out of the house.
As for wives and computers…I’m safe, mine can’t drive a mobile phone, she doesn’t know where the on/off switch is on the laptop.
I might have told the tale before:- us two old folk, train from central Paris to CDG airport, I step off the train with the suitcase…“ding dong”, auto doors close and she’s still on the train,…result where’s the nearest bar? an English speaking security man says “call her on her mobile phone”. No, that won’t be possible, her phone is in a drawer in Dewsbury. The daft old bat turned up 10 minutes later on a train going the other way. And even after that, she still won’t use a mobile phone. I’ve 55 years in with her and I still can’t understand her logic.
All you blokes going on about your wives. You would be lost without them. I haven’t got a wife, but have got a long time female partner, and I wouldn’t want to be without her…I would have no one to take the lorry pics as we are travelling around.
Cheers Dave.
Dave I would be behind bars if it was not for Brenda as I am still not sure what is right and what is wrong but when I grow up I should be fine
cheers Johnnie
johnny , i have heard that you are so contrary , in the land of dee dahs you are a dah dee . is there a church near you dedicated to saint brenda ?.