Oh god…Larry Dunbar has done it again…I really do want to go and live with him 
BUT Mr Dunbar, unless my tired old eyes deceive me, there’s one very important bottle missing,…ARDBEG 
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Lawrence Dunbar:
0Some of our specials Harry.,Regards Larry.
what no highland park??
regards
sm1
grumpy old man:
Oh god…Larry Dunbar has done it again…I really do want to go and live with him
BUT Mr Dunbar, unless my tired old eyes deceive me, there’s one very important bottle missing,…ARDBEG
No I am going to live with him instead 
just to help look after him you know
grumpy old man:
Oh god…Larry Dunbar has done it again…I really do want to go and live with him
BUT Mr Dunbar, unless my tired old eyes deceive me, there’s one very important bottle missing,…ARDBEG
ARDBEG SUPERNOVA 58.9 Volts @ £450.00 a bottle, Just a little bit expensive for me, Regards Larry.
snowman1:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Some of our specials Harry.,Regards Larry.what no highland park??
regards
sm1
I do drink Highland Park now & then, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
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Hiya,
Now that’s one chair I would be in no hurry to vacate, It’s very unlikely I’d be in any
condition to walk anyway the old legs would be knackered due to the drink.
thanks harry, long retired.
Has anyone “clocked” the advert that Beckham is currently in ? Whiskey,that blue bottle looks like it could contain after shave or summat similar and the motley crew that are on the advert look as if they would prefer to sup after shave eh! Cheers Dennis.
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
0Hiya,
Now that’s one chair I would be in no hurry to vacate, It’s very unlikely I’d be in any
condition to walk anyway the old legs would be knackered due to the drink.
thanks harry, long retired.
Yes Harry it some chair my fave, But it cost more than drinks displayed on it I can tell you,Im pleased you liked what you saw, I have some more bottles which I will top the hips flasks up with for our next meeting, And you wont be disappointed my old whisky friend, Hope you are keeping well, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
0Hiya,
Now that’s one chair I would be in no hurry to vacate, It’s very unlikely I’d be in any
condition to walk anyway the old legs would be knackered due to the drink.
thanks harry, long retired.Yes Harry it some chair my fave, But it cost more than drinks displayed on it I can tell you,Im pleased you liked what you saw, I have some more bottles which I will top the hips flasks up with for our next meeting, And you wont be disappointed my old whisky friend, Hope you are keeping well, Regards Larry.
Hiya,
Larry at the moment I’m unable to savour our favourites due to having to take tablets
which seemingly don’t mix with drinking, just hoping I get a stay of execution on the
16th of December when my next visit to the RVI is due and given the OK to enjoy the
festive season, I hate having to drink lemonade stuff at anytime even worse when it’s
the season of good will and getting rat arsed.
thanks harry, long retired.
Many years ago Mrs GOM had some problem (i can’t remember what) but I do remember she ignored the “Avoid Alcohol”. Big mistake, she enjoys a decent drink and for 3 days she was on Planet Mongo…totally out of it.
Moral is Harry, follow the advice. Tonight I shall sup your share.
you’d better sup my share as well brian , i haven’t drunk alcohol since 2005 . i started the medication which i still have to take every day and 3 of the boxes have AVOID ALCOHOL printed on them . i asked my gp what would happen if i did drink and he reckoned i would be dead or at least wishing i was . i got used to it , but i still get fed up when we go out for a meal and i’m the only one on soft drinks . cheers , dave
rigsby:
you’d better sup my share as well brian , i haven’t drunk alcohol since 2005 . i started the medication which i still have to take every day and 3 of the boxes have AVOID ALCOHOL printed on them . i asked my gp what would happen if i did drink and he reckoned i would be dead or at least wishing i was . i got used to it , but i still get fed up when we go out for a meal and i’m the only one on soft drinks . cheers , dave
Dave if some well meaning sole buys you any malt whisky for Christmas you know I will provide a good safe home for it
cheers Johnnie
rigsby:
you’d better sup my share as well brian , i haven’t drunk alcohol since 2005 . i started the medication which i still have to take every day and 3 of the boxes have AVOID ALCOHOL printed on them . i asked my gp what would happen if i did drink and he reckoned i would be dead or at least wishing i was . i got used to it , but i still get fed up when we go out for a meal and i’m the only one on soft drinks . cheers , dave
Hiya,
Aye “Riggers” I secretly suspect that is going to be my fate to be truthful, I doubt that
there will be any reduction in my medication and more than likely an addition or two
to the handful l have to take a couple of times a day already the paramedic who lives
over the street from me says I’m a drain on the NHS resources and I should do the only
decent thing, can’t for one minute think what she means but it looks like she doesn’t
fancy me, she did once though when her plumber who she had paid hundreds of £ssss
to earlier that day had left a dodgy joint behind a kitchen cabinet and I was called to
rescue fair maiden when the water started lapping around her ankles whilst she in
the living room watching tele and her plumber was only contactable via the answer
phone, I must be cheap Eh’ I still await the drop of whisky I was promised in lieu of
the money she offered and I had refused, Oh’ and the bits I used to effect the repair
were from my own “stores” but to buy would have been about £30 from Homebase I
think I’ll have to get myself an answer phone then I can pick and choose who I answer
the phone to, Ah’ well you live and learn.
thanks harry, long retired.
bugger that harry , i took your wise advice and consigned the tools to the bin . i don’t even do repairs at home now , i shout for number one son to do the necessary . wife won’t let me near anything sharp or pointy these days , due to all the blood thinners etc if i nick myself the floor is awash . thats my excuse and i’m sticking to it , cheers , dave
Nasty dogs and women. I’ve been warning you blokes for years. Please heed my warnings.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Have long heeded your advice Dave, and the tools, with the exception of a toffee
hammer and a little leccy screwdriver just in case she wants to mend a fuse or a
wall might need a nail to hang a picture. the remainder of my gear has been left
out handy for our travelling friends to do me a favour and nick it when my back is
supposedly turned, I’m led to believe my daughter was enquiring to my wife what
kind of drill I have disposed of “because it was burned out” thinking it might just
make me a nice Christmas present, I think I’ve nipped that in the bud though, I
hardly ever need one now Pet and if I did I can always borrow Derek’s my near
neighbour, Derek’s drill is safe I don’t think I’ll be asking for a lend of it and day
soon, well you don’t like to impose do you.
thanks harry, long retired.
i seem to have a natural affinity with dogs dave , even nasty ones . e place i worked had a mad alsation which nobody could approach but within 3 days it let me put a lead on it and take it for a walk . can’t say the same for women though . i kept one of my tools , an electric drill/spanner for winding the caravan legs up and down when we go on holiday . that is classed as a labour saver unlike the rest of the long departed tools . cheers , dave
Hi Dave,
A place I worked at part-time in the office had two Rottweilers, one which had the postman by the arse. I used to get out of my van and tell them to ■■■■ off and they would slink away. I like dogs, but I wouldn’t have a big dog, such as an Alsatian or Rottweiler. I prefer Terriers.
A dog knows if people are frightened of them, and I always talk to a dog even if its in expletives and have no fear of them.
Now women, that’s a different matter. I like women.
Cheers Dave.
When the staff needs jobs doing I just say “no no my love, I’m a lorry driver, I’m pretty good at that, if you want (insert any job) doing, get someone in who is trained. If you want a lorry driving…look no further, I’m your man”
It worked, she never asks now.
And of course, there’s always the old never fails stand by, Arthur Ritis.