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Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:
0Or this one Harry, Regards Larry.

Hiya,
I’ll need to take the trailer for them bottles might just be oer’ the knot with them two.
thanks harry, long retired.

,
My good lady treated me to the 10 year old one 46 volt but I cant open it until July when its my birthday & Im looking forward to it, As Its the first one Ive had, Regards Larry.

Hiya,
Larry just tell your good lady you forgot to celebrate my birthday which was in May
she just might allow you to knock the top of the bottle, I’ve been ordered to ease
off the drink at the moment so I’m finding it difficult to get my glass topped up if
the missus is around.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry my good friend I will certainly drink your health when I open it on the 24th, When I officialy retire, again, Hope you are keeping well, Regards Larry.

Hiya,
Just been checking my stock of single malt and there is a bottle of Glenffidick
which is still in it’s original packaging and untouched for over twenty years it’s
the 15 years old variety there’s also another bottle of the same stuff but a ten
years old still in the original packaging but that’s a youngster by comparison I
have only had that for about twelve years, Must make a note to remind myself
to consume before I croak, It mustn’t go to waste.
thanks harry, long retired.

That not a problem as I can easy look after them for you :wink:

Oh have just cut into a the cake I made in jan for granddaughter christing but she not been so decorated for her 1st birthday but have to be careful not to drive afterwards with approx 3 bottles of whisky in it :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: just to keep it moist of course

:open_mouth: 3 bottles, in a cake? :open_mouth: It’s either a big cake or thick whisky soup. MOIST■■? :open_mouth:

grumpy old man:
:shock: 3 bottles, in a cake? :open_mouth: It’s either a big cake or thick whisky soup. MOIST■■? :open_mouth:

hiya,
Hi’ GOM I was just going to ask Ang to bring me a big glassful to the next
“do” in the Toon it should be pretty potent and save on the bar bill. “If I
knew you were coming I’d a baked a cake”.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:
:shock: 3 bottles, in a cake? :open_mouth: It’s either a big cake or thick whisky soup. MOIST■■? :open_mouth:

hiya,
Hi’ GOM I was just going to ask Ang to bring me a big glassful to the next
“do” in the Toon it should be pretty potent and save on the bar bill. “If I
knew you were coming I’d a baked a cake”.
thanks harry, long retired.

I can just see you Harry, stood with a frilly apron, mixing that cake ready for baking. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:
:shock: 3 bottles, in a cake? :open_mouth: It’s either a big cake or thick whisky soup. MOIST■■? :open_mouth:

hiya,
Hi’ GOM I was just going to ask Ang to bring me a big glassful to the next
“do” in the Toon it should be pretty potent and save on the bar bill. “If I
knew you were coming I’d a baked a cake”.
thanks harry, long retired.

I can just see you Harry, stood with a frilly apron, mixing that cake ready for baking. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Yes Dave but what kind of apron I wonder, Ha Ha, Regards Larry.

You whisky drinking lot, please don’t get cremated, or we will feel the heat down here! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Angy please be careful when you light the candle, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: or you might be singing " MammY". :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:
:shock: 3 bottles, in a cake? :open_mouth: It’s either a big cake or thick whisky soup. MOIST■■? :open_mouth:

hiya,
Hi’ GOM I was just going to ask Ang to bring me a big glassful to the next
“do” in the Toon it should be pretty potent and save on the bar bill. “If I
knew you were coming I’d a baked a cake”.
thanks harry, long retired.

I can just see you Harry, stood with a frilly apron, mixing that cake ready for baking. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Yes Dave but what kind of apron I wonder, Ha Ha, Regards Larry.

One like Les Dawson used when he dressed up as a woman Larry.
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:
:shock: 3 bottles, in a cake? :open_mouth: It’s either a big cake or thick whisky soup. MOIST■■? :open_mouth:

hiya,
Hi’ GOM I was just going to ask Ang to bring me a big glassful to the next
“do” in the Toon it should be pretty potent and save on the bar bill. “If I
knew you were coming I’d a baked a cake”.
thanks harry, long retired.

I can just see you Harry, stood with a frilly apron, mixing that cake ready for baking. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Yes Dave but what kind of apron I wonder, Ha Ha, Regards Larry.

One like Les Dawson used when he dressed up as a woman Larry.
Cheers Dave.

Oh yes, But I don’t think that all three bottles would have gone into the cake mix do you ?, Ha Ha, Regards Larry.

The candle you will be pleased to know was on the chocolate cake :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Have been told cake was nice very moist had a bit of alcohol in it :laughing: she didnt know how much mind

His mam asked for more so sent some down now to sort out the christmas cake for her & me so some at christmas do

animal:
Have been told cake was nice very moist had a bit of alcohol in it :laughing: she didnt know how much mind

His mam asked for more so sent some down now to sort out the christmas cake for her & me so some at christmas do

Hi “Animal” ,
I bet that just by inhaling the aroma from the cake would send any person above the breathalyser limit ! :unamused:
Any samples left ,please ?

Cheers , ( Hic ! ) , cattle wagon man.

Hiya,
A big chunk this way Ang I drive as little as possible these days so feel free to add
as much single malt as you choose, I won’t drive until I’m sober I promise.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:
Hiya,
A big chunk this way Ang I drive as little as possible these days so feel free to add
as much single malt as you choose, I won’t drive until I’m sober I promise.
thanks harry, long retired.

Are you sober yet Harry :question: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
Hiya,
A big chunk this way Ang I drive as little as possible these days so feel free to add
as much single malt as you choose, I won’t drive until I’m sober I promise.
thanks harry, long retired.

Are you sober yet Harry :question: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Yes Dave, at the moment I’m being monitored by “her who must be obeyed”, she doesn’t
lock my stash away but she watches me closely if I make a move in the direction of the
drinks thingy which is situated in her line of vision twixt her and the tele, I do have my
favourite tipple glass to hand at all times but getting it filled up is the problem she must
think denying me my favourite tipple will make me live longer but she’s wrong, it won’t it
will just feel like I’m living longer, she’ll be popping round the local shop shortly about a
ten minute job so I should manage a canny snort while she’s away, that’ll get me ready
to do the school run, on foot I hasten to add.
thanks harry, long retired

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
Hiya,
A big chunk this way Ang I drive as little as possible these days so feel free to add
as much single malt as you choose, I won’t drive until I’m sober I promise.
thanks harry, long retired.

Are you sober yet Harry :question: :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Yes Dave, at the moment I’m being monitored by “her who must be obeyed”, she doesn’t
lock my stash away but she watches me closely if I make a move in the direction of the
drinks thingy which is situated in her line of vision twixt her and the tele, I do have my
favourite tipple glass to hand at all times but getting it filled up is the problem she must
think denying me my favourite tipple will make me live longer but she’s wrong, it won’t it
will just feel like I’m living longer, she’ll be popping round the local shop shortly about a
ten minute job so I should manage a canny snort while she’s away, that’ll get me ready
to do the school run, on foot I hasten to add.
thanks harry, long retired

Harry I think it is essential that you write a survival guide, for all young blokes, on " How to survive when living with a female ". I think it could be more important for a young bloke to have one of your guide books, than a Swiss army knife.
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
Any wisdom I could impart to the young un’s of today would be wasted I fear none of
my own kids took any notice so I would think other peoples young un’s wouldn’t even
give a book a second glance, but Dave I will give it a good coat of looking at but at
my typing speed and only use of one finger I don’t think I have sufficient time left
unless I live to be about one hundred and twenty I’ll stick it on the back burner.
thanks harry, long retired.

Your asking Harry to do the impossible,thus impeding on his health if it was possible to write such a book it would have been written some time in the past thousand years even William Shakespeare couldn’t do it Anne Hathaway was the boss in that house ,I wonder if like Harry he waited for his missus to go shopping so he could have a sly drink what would have been his tipple? ,Meade maybe ever since Adam ate that apple it spelt doom for Man,write a book on how to survive marriage good luck with that ,there maybe some suggestions but nothing concrete LOL

Best advice ,buy a large shed

dexterboy:
Best advice ,buy a large shed

hiya,
With locking facilities on the inside.
thanks harry, long retired.