Hello Harry would love to join your fan club how about making up windscreen dolls to issue to your fans ,say a malt whiskey bottle with your head popping out the top ? In my time I have been a member of the Dennis the menace and Roland Rat fan clubs but this would top the lot please let me know how to join sorry can’t pay money I am now a poor pensioner and need what money I have to keep my 3litre S type jag going hope you are now feeling better and showing her indoors who is boss
dexterboy:
Hello Harry would love to join your fan club how about making up windscreen dolls to issue to your fans ,say a malt whiskey bottle with your head popping out the top ? In my time I have been a member of the Dennis the menace and Roland Rat fan clubs but this would top the lot please let me know how to join sorry can’t pay money I am now a poor pensioner and need what money I have to keep my 3litre S type jag going hope you are now feeling better and showing her indoors who is boss
Hiya,
Well “Dexterboy” and “Jim”, that’s a surprise two new additions to “crackpots anonymous”
both at the same time as for the windscreen dangly things my features are normally put
to good use to deter children from venturing near open fires and the like, being viewed
from the “wrong side” of a vehicle windscreen would very likely cause accidents so that’s
a definite no no and Jim I’m afraid I only use water for washing up and washing myself if
I’m ever asked would I like anything in my single malt, the answer is always, another one
please (if your buying), so lads no screen decorations I’m afraid I would never find anyone
with a strong enough stomach to be able to tackle my features, sorry to disappoint.
thanks harry, long retired.
Thank you Harry it’s an honour to be a member of the club just final mention of the Harry windscreen doll when you and the members with the dolls exit their car ,THEN attaché doll to windscreen to deter thieves footpads and vandals please continue to amuse your membership
dexterboy:
Thank you Harry it’s an honour to be a member of the club just final mention of the Harry windscreen doll when you and the members with the dolls exit their car ,THEN attaché doll to windscreen to deter thieves footpads and vandals please continue to amuse your membership
Hiya,
Well there’s a first “Dexterboy” I’ve never been accused of “amusing” anyone before, I have on many occasions been accused of being an idiot usually confirmed by my “old woman” who tells me that on a daily basis with added words, it’s time you grew up also telling me our two grandchildren aged 8 and 11 are more sensible than me, but like I’ve often said being stupid on here isn’t compulsory but it does help, well I did drive HGVs all my working life so I must be wrong in the head :lol: :lol: :lol:
thanks harry, long retired.
I have a theory that diesel fumes have over time an adverse effect on the brain and after 50years on the road I can confirm this ,like yourself I repeatedly get told to grow up ,don’t do it you become boring, keep annoying her indoors it keeps her mind active ,when you find yourself retreating to your shed your finished ,must go Harry my nurse is approaching with some chaps in white coats ,goody another week away
Hiya,
Well “Dexterboy” there could be money to be made from your anti vandalism/intrusion
system but if you used my features the claims for shock to the system of others might
just outweigh any profits if any you could make, no I think I’ll meander my way through
life with the ASDA bag over my head so’s I don’t inadvertently frighten any children and
dogs when going about my business.
thanks harry, long retired.
Fair comment Harry ,but I will continue with my invention ,I will let you know when I make my first million
Lawrence Dunbar:
0Heres a one for our Harry, Regards Larry.
Hiya,
Plenty of rooms in that building going off the number of windows at the front,
just wondering do they do bed and breakfast Larry,? might just be one hell of
a place to spend my holidays.
thanks harry, long retired.
Lawrence Dunbar:
0How about this one Harry, Regards Larry.
Hiya,
Aye’ and I’ve forgotten what this one means Larry do you eat the bird
or follow the direction 
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
0How about this one Harry, Regards Larry.Hiya,
Aye’ and I’ve forgotten what this one means Larry do you eat the bird
or follow the direction
thanks harry, long retired.
Both I would say Eh, Ha Ha, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
0Or this one Harry, Regards Larry.
Hiya,
I’ll need to take the trailer for them bottles might just be oer’ the knot with them two.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
0Or this one Harry, Regards Larry.Hiya,
I’ll need to take the trailer for them bottles might just be oer’ the knot with them two.
thanks harry, long retired.
,
My good lady treated me to the 10 year old one 46 volt but I cant open it until July when its my birthday & Im looking forward to it, As Its the first one Ive had, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
0Or this one Harry, Regards Larry.Hiya,
I’ll need to take the trailer for them bottles might just be oer’ the knot with them two.
thanks harry, long retired.,
My good lady treated me to the 10 year old one 46 volt but I cant open it until July when its my birthday & Im looking forward to it, As Its the first one Ive had, Regards Larry.
Hiya,
Larry just tell your good lady you forgot to celebrate my birthday which was in May
she just might allow you to knock the top of the bottle, I’ve been ordered to ease
off the drink at the moment so I’m finding it difficult to get my glass topped up if
the missus is around.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
0Or this one Harry, Regards Larry.Hiya,
I’ll need to take the trailer for them bottles might just be oer’ the knot with them two.
thanks harry, long retired.,
My good lady treated me to the 10 year old one 46 volt but I cant open it until July when its my birthday & Im looking forward to it, As Its the first one Ive had, Regards Larry.Hiya,
Larry just tell your good lady you forgot to celebrate my birthday which was in May
she just might allow you to knock the top of the bottle, I’ve been ordered to ease
off the drink at the moment so I’m finding it difficult to get my glass topped up if
the missus is around.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry my good friend I will certainly drink your health when I open it on the 24th, When I officialy retire, again, Hope you are keeping well, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
0Or this one Harry, Regards Larry.Hiya,
I’ll need to take the trailer for them bottles might just be oer’ the knot with them two.
thanks harry, long retired.,
My good lady treated me to the 10 year old one 46 volt but I cant open it until July when its my birthday & Im looking forward to it, As Its the first one Ive had, Regards Larry.Hiya,
Larry just tell your good lady you forgot to celebrate my birthday which was in May
she just might allow you to knock the top of the bottle, I’ve been ordered to ease
off the drink at the moment so I’m finding it difficult to get my glass topped up if
the missus is around.
thanks harry, long retired.Harry my good friend I will certainly drink your health when I open it on the 24th, When I officialy retire, again, Hope you are keeping well, Regards Larry.
Hiya,
Just been checking my stock of single malt and there is a bottle of Glenffidick
which is still in it’s original packaging and untouched for over twenty years it’s
the 15 years old variety there’s also another bottle of the same stuff but a ten
years old still in the original packaging but that’s a youngster by comparison I
have only had that for about twelve years, Must make a note to remind myself
to consume before I croak, It mustn’t go to waste.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
0Or this one Harry, Regards Larry.Hiya,
I’ll need to take the trailer for them bottles might just be oer’ the knot with them two.
thanks harry, long retired.,
My good lady treated me to the 10 year old one 46 volt but I cant open it until July when its my birthday & Im looking forward to it, As Its the first one Ive had, Regards Larry.Hiya,
Larry just tell your good lady you forgot to celebrate my birthday which was in May
she just might allow you to knock the top of the bottle, I’ve been ordered to ease
off the drink at the moment so I’m finding it difficult to get my glass topped up if
the missus is around.
thanks harry, long retired.Harry my good friend I will certainly drink your health when I open it on the 24th, When I officialy retire, again, Hope you are keeping well, Regards Larry.
Hiya,
Just been checking my stock of single malt and there is a bottle of Glenffidick
which is still in it’s original packaging and untouched for over twenty years it’s
the 15 years old variety there’s also another bottle of the same stuff but a ten
years old still in the original packaging but that’s a youngster by comparison I
have only had that for about twelve years, Must make a note to remind myself
to consume before I croak, It mustn’t go to waste.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry my good friend get them supped & enjoy them, Then just go out & get some more, They never come in wrong do they, In fact I think the old Malts keep us oldies going, What do you think Eh, Regards Larry.
Hiya,
Yes Larry I’ve just opened a bottle of a very nice McAllen but due to a dollop
of medication I’m having to consume at the moment I’m watched by the “Old
Lady” very closely so topping the glass up is becoming a problem so I’m able
to get a few more miles per bottle than I’ve ever had before but when I get
the all clear and the drugs stop I’m quite an expert at playing catch up.
thanks harry, long retired.