harry_gill:
dexterboy:
Best advice ,buy a large shedhiya,
With locking facilities on the inside.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hello Harry, Don’t forget the bomb proof safe for your Single Malt stocks, Eh, How are you getting on at the moment,? Regards Larry.
Electrified door handles 5000volts That would make her hair curl save on hairdressing fees
Hiya,
Ay’e not too bad Larry as Dave says “I’m keeping on breathing it helps” as for the safe
for stashing the single malt not a good idea in my case I’m very prone to memory loss
and may never be able to get at it again I would need the phone number of the local
safe cracker every time I was in need of a tipple, 
. And Dexterboy I don’t think it
is a good idea to electrify the door handles I’d most likely get so “tight” I’d forget grab
the handle to exit and blow myself to smithereens. .
thanks harry, long retired.
Just got your best interest at heart Harry. Here to help
dexterboy:
Best advice ,buy a large shed
For the wife■■? Sounds good to me, mine is getting a bit rebellious now about having to go in the cellar. It’s my partly fault, I’ve been getting a bit lax with the discipline, I recently allowed her to start calling me Brian (we have been married “quite a while”) and she seems to have got the idea she can do and say what she wants. 
Things will have to change.
grumpy old man:
dexterboy:
Best advice ,buy a large shedFor the wife■■? Sounds good to me, mine is getting a bit rebellious now about having to go in the cellar. It’s my partly fault, I’ve been getting a bit lax with the discipline, I recently allowed her to start calling me Brian (we have been married “quite a while”) and she seems to have got the idea she can do and say what she wants.
Hiya,
First name terms Eh’ Brian in the words of the song, “it must be love” or you’ve
been hitched over the golden fifty years and allow such familiarities her using
“grandfather rights” but not in public I hope, always “Sir” when being spoken to
in public places, don’t let your guard down Good Buddy.
thanks harry, long retired.
My missus only calls me by my first name when she’s mad at me . Hearing aids get turned off at that point , "what was that love " drives her into a frenzy , slams out of the room and leaves me in peace . You have to outthink those females haven’t you ? Wall is well at the moment though as she wants a new carpet in the sitting room . Cheers , Dave
harry_gill:
grumpy old man:
dexterboy:
Best advice ,buy a large shedFor the wife■■? Sounds good to me, mine is getting a bit rebellious now about having to go in the cellar. It’s my partly fault, I’ve been getting a bit lax with the discipline, I recently allowed her to start calling me Brian (we have been married “quite a while”) and she seems to have got the idea she can do and say what she wants.
Hiya,
First name terms Eh’ Brian in the words of the song, “it must be love” or you’ve
been hitched over the golden fifty years and allow such familiarities her using
“grandfather rights” but not in public I hope, always “Sir” when being spoken to
in public places, don’t let your guard down Good Buddy.
thanks harry, long retired.
54 actually, I thought it “reasonable” to let her have it a bit easier (especially as she’s well stricken in years) but I fear she’s abusing my good nature. All these years and I still struggle to understand her logic.
She definitely knows to behave in public…or else it’s the cellar…again 
Funny thing is she doesn’t seem to mind being down there, she’s got her camping chair, a little flat screen TV, a bottle of Gin,…she’s happy.
Beware grumpy old man your going soft ,cellar is a spiffing idea but giving her a chair AND a TV have you lost the plot she will demand food and heating next as Harry Gill says don’t let your guard down ,I only let my ex out the cellar after 5years when the bed of nails I bought for her punctured her skin and gave her septosemia I suppose I was a bit harsh sharpening the nails
You blokes are far too soft with these women. Tie them to the table leg. 
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
You blokes are far too soft with these women. Tie them to the table leg.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Dave, now that my roping and sheeting courses have fallen by the way-side
I’m contemplating starting a woman obedience course with all the tips and
stuff Ive picked up from the wise men of Trucknet it could be in the format
of a correspondence type course wouldnt need to travel to meet my clients
it would just be a case of post the literature and wait at home for the cash
and cheques to start rolling in, riches at long last. thank goodness one of my
daughters is an accountant.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
You blokes are far too soft with these women. Tie them to the table leg.
Cheers Dave.Hiya,
Dave, now that my roping and sheeting courses have fallen by the way-side
I’m contemplating starting a woman obedience course with all the tips and
stuff Ive picked up from the wise men of Trucknet it could be in the format
of a correspondence type course wouldnt need to travel to meet my clients
it would just be a case of post the literature and wait at home for the cash
and cheques to start rolling in, riches at long last. thank goodness one of my
daughters is an accountant.
thanks harry, long retired.
The jobs as good as sorted Harry, with an accountant in the family, all you need now is a good publicist.
Cheers Dave.
A couple from Leicester celebrated their 80th Wedding Anniversary this week so you lads have plenty of time to perfect your art in female training! 
Pete.
windrush:
A couple from Leicester celebrated their 80th Wedding Anniversary this week so you lads have plenty of time to perfect your art in female training!Pete.
Hiya,
No, no, no, Pete it’s the training of the menfolk, on how to handle the women,
the women need zero instruction if allowed they will have us menfolk eating
out of their hands and that’s when the trouble begins they literally are able to
make our lives a misery if they are allowed to go unchecked, a daily beating is
the order of the day as in Arab countries but us Brits aren’t allowed to travel
down that road so we have to get “on top” of the females by using other means
once UTT “under the thumb” we’re doomed, doomed I tell you.
thanks harry, long retired.
Yes Harry, but women are supposed to be in charge are they not? They run the home, bear the children, tend to mardy men when they have the ‘Man Flu’ (slight cold!) and generally run the whole shebang while men are out working during the day and having fun in the pub with their mates at night. Do they ever complain, NO, they are always content with their lot in life and are more than happy to let us menfolk make fools of ourselves while they stay level headed. Now, with your vast experience you cannot disagree with any of that surely?
Pete.
windrush:
Yes Harry, but women are supposed to be in charge are they not? They run the home, bear the children, tend to mardy men when they have the ‘Man Flu’ (slight cold!) and generally run the whole shebang while men are out working during the day and having fun in the pub with their mates at night. Do they ever complain, NO, they are always content with their lot in life and are more than happy to let us menfolk make fools of ourselves while they stay level headed. Now, with your vast experience you cannot disagree with any of that surely?Pete.
Hiya,
Pete, thinking along those lines nearly classifies you as having lost cause syndrome,
but never mind young fellow mi lad with the aid of one or two of the “sages” who
post on here you may with a large amount of patience and alcohol get your thinking
to return to normality, man flu is the severest form of flu known to man it affects
me several times a year especially when the good lady requires work doing.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hi Harry, Windrush is a lost cause he has a severe case of what I term the beaten man syndrome all men over 50suffer with it you don’t see it coming it’s the desire for some peace that does it you start to give in to get some peace and women are born to sense it and that’s when they put more effort into fetching you to heel, in the end you just give up it’s not anything to be ashamed of its inevitable ,are you man enough to go against she who must be obeyed , you must walk the walk ,if you try and end up in hospital try and make it Newcastle General ,I used to deliver black oil from Stanlow there so know we’re it is to visit you in wards 3/5/7/9 take great care Harry
harry_gill:
windrush:
A couple from Leicester celebrated their 80th Wedding Anniversary this week so you lads have plenty of time to perfect your art in female training!Pete.
Hiya,
No, no, no, Pete it’s the training of the menfolk, on how to handle the women,
the women need zero instruction if allowed they will have us menfolk eating
out of their hands and that’s when the trouble begins they literally are able to
make our lives a misery if they are allowed to go unchecked, a daily beating is
the order of the day as in Arab countries but us Brits aren’t allowed to travel
down that road so we have to get “on top” of the females by using other means
once UTT “under the thumb” we’re doomed, doomed I tell you.
thanks harry, long retired.
Steady now Harry, a LIGHT beating never does any harm but nothing too excessive.
There are other more humane things to try first. #1 is “stop their ■■■ for a week or so”, they usually come to heel with that. Don’t be fooled by “oh you men, it’s all you ever think about”, because secretly if they start getting short rations they WILL begin to panic. That is the time to lay the law down and publish an updated “rules of the house”…sign here my love.
As for yon Mr windrush 
ye gods Pete, buck up man or we shall have to consider dispatching a team of missionaries to try to save you from the malaise you seem to be experiencing 
.
.
Malaise eh?? it’s not all flat caps and whippets oop 'ere, … we know big words.
dexterboy:
Hi Harry, Windrush is a lost cause he has a severe case of what I term the beaten man syndrome all men over 50suffer with it you don’t see it coming it’s the desire for some peace that does it you start to give in to get some peace and women are born to sense it and that’s when they put more effort into fetching you to heel, in the end you just give up it’s not anything to be ashamed of its inevitable ,are you man enough to go against she who must be obeyed , you must walk the walk ,if you try and end up in hospital try and make it Newcastle General ,I used to deliver black oil from Stanlow there so know we’re it is to visit you in wards 3/5/7/9 take great care Harry
Hiya,
Dexterboy, I had my chemotherapy in the Newcastle General about nine years ago
before being transferred to Newcastle RVI for surgery to remove 90% of my tummy
but alas the General which covered a huge area is no longer, instead it’s a building
site for houses, haven’t been that way for a while so how far advanced it is I really
don’t know, got to admit they treated me well and it was a shock to many when it
was announced it was closing, my total outpatient time there was three months I
also had several overnight stays during that time.
thanks harry, long retired.
Sorry Harry did not know about your illness I feel awful now ,what a shock a hospital that size closing down hope all is well with you sorry for comments