Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
We have had a lot of wisdom on this thread lately. Lets have some more wit.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
You’re exactly right Dave, there was two peanuts
walking down Piccadilly one was assaulted. SORRY.
thanks harry, long retired.That’s the spirit Harry. Keep reading the Beano.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I do believe that’s where I dug it up from, or it might have been
one of Les Dawsons,
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
We have had a lot of wisdom on this thread lately. Lets have some more wit.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
You’re exactly right Dave, there was two peanuts
walking down Piccadilly one was assaulted. SORRY.
thanks harry, long retired.That’s the spirit Harry. Keep reading the Beano.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I do believe that’s where I dug it up from, or it might have been
one of Les Dawsons,
thanks harry, long retired.
Speaking of Spirits Harry, Ive got a bottle of Old Putney at Morrisons to-day £25, Not a bad price for a 12 year old Malt, Im just having a go at it before I go to bed, Hope you & yours are keeping well, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
We have had a lot of wisdom on this thread lately. Lets have some more wit.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
You’re exactly right Dave, there was two peanuts
walking down Piccadilly one was assaulted. SORRY.
thanks harry, long retired.That’s the spirit Harry. Keep reading the Beano.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I do believe that’s where I dug it up from, or it might have been
one of Les Dawsons,
thanks harry, long retired.Speaking of Spirits Harry, Ive got a bottle of Old Putney at Morrisons to-day £25, Not a bad price for a 12 year old Malt, Im just having a go at it before I go to bed, Hope you & yours are keeping well, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Keeping OK this way Larry hope it’s the same with, Funny you should mention
the wee dram, I’d just returned to my seat with a nice drop of McAllen I got as
a present a little while back very nice it is too, keep well good buddy.
thanks harry, long retired.
Attending to a nice litre of Bowmore at the moment, just a nice hefty one every evening.
I’ve finished the Cardhu, hmn. very ordinary IMO.
Have a nice bottle of Balveneie (double wood ) was a present so may have to have a wee dram later 
hi harry this is my excuse to management for my late night nip, bumper
bumper:
hi harry this is my excuse to management for my late night nip,
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I like your style Jim. 
Regards Kev.
hiya,
Yes Kev got to agree with you our Jim’s got it sussed you can’t argue with that one
but I bet my missus will find a loophole somewhere along the line she always does.
thanks harry, long retired.
your misses sound like mine harry , always made love with her eyes shut so she couldn’t see me enjoying myself . does yours look away when you are drinking as well ?
rigsby:
your misses sound like mine harry , always made love with her eyes shut so she couldn’t see me enjoying myself . does yours look away when you are drinking as well ?
hiya,
Yes Riggers aren’t they all the same just can’t bear to see the man in their life
having any sort of pleasure.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
rigsby:
your misses sound like mine harry , always made love with her eyes shut so she couldn’t see me enjoying myself . does yours look away when you are drinking as well ?hiya,
Yes Riggers aren’t they all the same just can’t bear to see the man in their life
having any sort of pleasure.
thanks harry, long retired.
And Norm keeps on to me about getting married. Fat chance of me getting married, or any other single bloke, after reading how hard done by you blokes are. 
Cheers Dave.
what are we doing on page 2 ? has everyone gone on holiday . i’m getting stressed out without my daily fix of the fan club .
Well, good news. I’ve got my FREE TV licence. She’s got the hump. The licence has MY name on it so, It’s my licence…I DECIDE what gets viewed and what doesn’t. She can forget all this Deal or No deal nonsense, silly game shows, “soaps” etc, etc, etc. She’s not happy. 
be generous brian , let her watch what she wants , while she is engrossed in the telly she won’t have time to think of all those annoying thing that she sees as " must be done NOW " . while she is engrossed , feet up , single malt at the ready and relax . there is nothing worse in this world than a female with an idle mind . ps belated birthday wishes as you must have had one recently to have earned that magnificent gift from our ever generous government . cheers , dave
hiya,
You stick to your guns “Grumps” football and other sports twenty four/seven
the only problem is who bought the tele, mine would put a brick through it
rather than see me enjoying myself, there’s nowt but a load of crap on the
box anyway, there’s one thing for certain she won’t interrupt my imbibing of
the single malts, I did once let her have a sip of a wee dram she spat it out
in quick time and retorted “that’s horrible” how do sit there drinking that, to
which I replied, there you go pet and all these years you thought I have been
really enjoying myself.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
You stick to your guns “Grumps” football and other sports twenty four/seven
the only problem is who bought the tele, mine would put a brick through it
rather than see me enjoying myself, there’s nowt but a load of crap on the
box anyway, there’s one thing for certain she won’t interrupt my imbibing of
the single malts, I did once let her have a sip of a wee dram she spat it out
in quick time and retorted “that’s horrible” how do sit there drinking that, to
which I replied, there you go pet and all these years you thought I have been
really enjoying myself.
thanks harry, long retired.
With the money that Brian has saved by not having to buy a licence, he could purchase a TV with freeview built in for his wife. Problem solved then Harry, he could then watch his football in peace.
Cheers Dave.
Dont have a tv dont want one either nowt much on never watched any of the game shows or reality tv or soaps would rather have the sport on tbh with a nice malt in hand so we not all like that just have to find one or be out on a motorbike me at the helm of course
bumper:
Hi harry think this say’s it all, bumper
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hiya,
Never had fancy writing on a motor Jim, but donkeys years ago when working
for Youngy Leadgate early 70s it was got to Ravenscraig one night and a bright
spark had written in the crap on the tailboard, Have Gravel Must Travel.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
bumper:
Hi harry think this say’s it all, bumper
0hiya,
Never had fancy writing on a motor Jim, but donkeys years ago when working
for Youngy Leadgate early 70s it was got to Ravenscraig one night and a bright
spark had written in the crap on the tailboard, Have Gravel Must Travel.
thanks harry, long retired.
He must of mistaken you for Richard Boone in " Have Gun Will Travel " Harry. 
Cheers Dave.
