I want to be a trucker
Recommend a driving school
What is wtd
What is dcpc
What is POA
I failed
I don’t get the gears
Passed class 2
Failed artic
How do I reverse
I dint get the gears
Passed. Hooray I’m a trucker.
Can’t find a job
Recommend an agency
How much do stobarts pay
2 years now still no job
Been offered 2 jobs!
Which job should I choose? Decent money, old kit. Crap money, V8.
Got a job.
Here’s a pic of my V8
Where do I buy pelmets
Which satnav.
What do I need for tramping
Duvet or sleeping bag?
What do you eat?
What do I need for tramping?
Which satnav
I don’t need maps
Finished my first week. It was mega.
I’m a driving god
I’ve only had 25 hours off this weekend. Is this legal?
My boss told me I had to get there. I can’t, I’m tired.
Where do I stick the magnet
First pay packet. I seem to be on less than minimum wage.
I shall now tell you all about my days in the army.
I shall now tell you about Eaton twin splitters
I shall read Wikipedia and spout nonsense telling you all its law
Where do I get a fancy light board for the back wall
I’m in debt
I’ve got new peek a boo curtains
Been stopped by vosa. Got a fine.
I shall now tell you all about vosa, police and pink chalk.
How do I get up Scotch?
I did Preston to Dumfries in a single hit. What’s the furthest you’ve driven.
A wagon overtook me on the A75. I was terrified.
I hate my job. Wages are crap. Hours are too long. I’m treated like a second class citizen.
I’ve been on the A75 twice. Once to Dumfries, once to Annan. Am I now a tang.
Had enough of this driving ■■■■. I’m going to tesco. I’ll get more stacking shelves.
Brilliant… 
Ain’t it the truth! 
So TRUE though!!!
All that driving without needing to get an inverter or having an amber ABS warning light.
Surprised the first place you worked wasn’t a cowboy operator (in reality a multinational blue chip) where you could tell the truck was overloaded just by looking at it.
How many went back to check their first 14 posts
I liked that happysack! A lot is so true, especially on here didn’t see hi vis mentioned tho 
Post title changed to keep the pedants happy!
Very true and funny, no mention of bull fighter spears, I see a lot of Matadors in cement mixers, Ole.
Between you and dieseldog999, keep it up!!!
■■■■! am i that predictable?
One to add
Should I do class one on artic or w&d
Genius, and like all good observational comedy uncomfortably close to the truth.
unlimited internet, in between finished my first week, it was mega and I’m a driving god.
You forgot the “unexpected night out” post!
Go on then, as I don’t feel as part of the clique I’ll stir it up and can say that I have NEVER asked any of the questions above 
That could be because there was no internet and mobile phones were being trialled 
forums for inane questions were star trek land
I think the “Clique” Has departed this place now. 
Really!!! 
A wagon overtook me on the A75. I was terrified.
First pay packet. I seem to be on less than minimum wage.
