I’ll drink the bottles what suppliers send me for xmas as I don’t like waste,will I be kicked out of club?
pete smith:
I’ll drink the bottles what suppliers send me for xmas as I don’t like waste,will I be kicked out of club?
I consider that drinking festive spirit is permissible as an inoculation against any unforeseen encroachments by the tinsel mafia! 
Robert
robert1952:
pete smith:
I’ll drink the bottles what suppliers send me for xmas as I don’t like waste,will I be kicked out of club?I consider that drinking festive spirit is permissible as an inoculation against any unforeseen encroachments by the tinsel mafia!
Ain’t that the truth, I work in office full of women and all they talking about is secret flopping santa, 
pete smith:
robert1952:
pete smith:
I’ll drink the bottles what suppliers send me for xmas as I don’t like waste,will I be kicked out of club?I consider that drinking festive spirit is permissible as an inoculation against any unforeseen encroachments by the tinsel mafia!
Ain’t that the truth, I work in office full of women and all they talking about is secret flopping santa,
I see an opportunity there Pete, get the santa suit out and sit them on your knee, I’m sure you won’t be a flopping santa… 
Trev_H:
pete smith:
robert1952:
pete smith:
I’ll drink the bottles what suppliers send me for xmas as I don’t like waste,will I be kicked out of club?I consider that drinking festive spirit is permissible as an inoculation against any unforeseen encroachments by the tinsel mafia!
Ain’t that the truth, I work in office full of women and all they talking about is secret flopping santa,
I see an opportunity there Pete, get the santa suit out and sit them on your knee, I’m sure you won’t be a flopping santa…
You ain’t seen them Trev, I think they was in the R.A.F, Rough As F–k !
Dave the Renegade:
A view up the chimney.
Well I must be qualified even without Christmas.
Anyhow how many humbug points do I get for not answering the front door on Tuesday night when the Lions Club came knocking? “Santa” has turned the music down and reduced the glare of his fairy lights so even my two kids didn’t know what was going on…
If the Lions had knocked a couple of minutes earlier I would’ve given them a donation, my daughters nappy which almost required an ADR certificate. Like father like daughter there…
Muckaway:
Well I must be qualified even without Christmas.
Anyhow how many humbug points do I get for not answering the front door on Tuesday night when the Lions Club came knocking? “Santa” has turned the music down and reduced the glare of his fairy lights so even my two kids didn’t know what was going on…
If the Lions had knocked a couple of minutes earlier I would’ve given them a donation, my daughters nappy which almost required an ADR certificate. Like father like daughter there…
You are only just qualified Nathan,as you have ankle biters, and bearing that in mind, you must try to be more miserable. 
Cheers Dave.
surely there isn’t a more befitting xmas song than this youtube.com/watch?v=srHM2sIll68
General Grumparse here reporting from Oxford. By 10am this morning, the Salvation Army launched a full scale assault on the shopping areas of the city. Cornmarket Street, Queen Street and Broad Street had all fallen by midday to the crack God Squads. Scouts (and cubs) reported several heavily armed divisions equipped with tubas, trombones and trumpets led by highly experienced tin rattlers.
Mobile communications are being severely disrupted by the terrifying sounds of “Silent Night” and a small group of mime artistes were stopped dead in their tracks between Pret and McDonalds. By lunchtime the Sally Army had been reinforced by Evangelical preachers who overran the pavement outside Burger King and WHSmith and shortly afterwards, Boswells department store had come under attack by a local amateur dramatic group dressed in Victorian garb. There are unconfirmed reports that a group of Faux Native Americans speaking fluent Romanian have also been sighted.
Resistance is being hampered by additional units of Big Issue sellers and street vendors armed with glowsticks, Santa hats and other christmas tat. Two open top buses filled with Chinese tourists armed with the latest cheap digital cameras made some gains but were forced back to the Ashmolean and Pitt Rivers museums by early afternoon. Several large American tourists have barricaded themselves into KFC but can only last a few hours as Bidvest don’t deliver again until 5am tomorrow. I have requested that the night shelters and the bail hostel in Luther Street be closed so that the Special Brew Crews can mobilise in Bonn Square. Have requested assistance from the Castle Tavern but the gentlemen there are busy watching Strictly Come Dancing, darling.
Dave the Renegade:
Jimmy Savile hasn’t decomposed much.
Is it over yet?
“Simply, having, a wonderful christmas time…”
Burn in Hell Sir Paul when your time comes.
Driver-Once-More:
Is it over yet?
I wish not long now
Dave the Renegade:
Proposed by Dave Rigsby and Seconded by Harry Gill, welcome to " The Bah Humbug Club ". Only members that are cold hearted misers, and resemble Ebenezer Scrooge and have an intense dislike of the last ten days of December may join.
I’d just like to point out that young Eberneezer WAS a pupil of mine, but I had to sack him for gross extravagance.
Things were going well and he was showing great promise… until he actually lit the candles. 
I haven’t got over it yet.
dieseldave:
Dave the Renegade:
Proposed by Dave Rigsby and Seconded by Harry Gill, welcome to " The Bah Humbug Club ". Only members that are cold hearted misers, and resemble Ebenezer Scrooge and have an intense dislike of the last ten days of December may join.I’d just like to point out that young Eberneezer WAS a pupil of mine, but I had to sack him for gross extravagance.
Things were going well and he was showing great promise… until he actually lit the candles.
I haven’t got over it yet.
A present from Ebenezer for you dieseldave.
Cheers Dave.
more bah humbug today . just been out for the spuds and veg for xmas dinner , can’t move anywhere the traffic is gridlocked and everyone is pushing and shoving and grabbing stuff . it’s only a couple of days but you 'd think everyone was provisioning for an antarctic expedition . i’ll be glad when it’s over and life returns to what passes for normal . merry bloody xmas ! bah .
I’ve decided next year to hibernate. Buy the provisions in November, tell everyone I’ve gone away for Christmas and HIBERNATE! 
Robert
Cod and chips for tea, … after all, tis Friday